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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Congratulations Eagerslut :rascal:
Well done my friend, keep up the Eagerslut style posts. :rascal: :thumbup:

WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Who`s got the fastest mouse on Swinging Heaven? biggrin

Post your best time below and good luck biggrin
Hacienda monster, every weekend for 3 years. Cant have been good for me but in those days we were just MADFERIT ! !
Quote by debz4u
Why is it .
when you put on a clean top you always spill something down it .

Try doing your B/Js topless in future lol lol lol
Saves on washing powder too wink
Stone the perishin crows, theyve gawn and been and flamin scarpered so they av,
Once again the world lives in fear as the three master criminals are once again at large.
Rewards have been placed on their heads,
Easy,
Warwick,
Neilnolongerinleeds, 50p wink
Mr nolongerinleeds, Mr Warwick, Mr Easy, im under strict orders from Captain Davej Pineapple of S/H red caps,,,,, im afraid im going to have to place you under S/H house arrest for dessertion and being absent without leave. Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence against you. You are to be held in the S/H dungeon until a date is set for your hearing. You are allowed one phonecall (well, one post on this thread) each before being taken down. Do you have anything to say in your defence??
Dino offers his hand for a manly, blokey, roughty tufty guy type handshake
How the hell are ya?, grand to see ya back online, see the game saturday? helluva game.
Fancy a pint later then go on the pull and do other manly persuits. :hunk: :boxing: drinkies
Quote by EagerSlut
Thank you everyone kiss
I've taken to my bed but I am keeping half an eye cocked on you all in here. Just don't feel much like joining in sad sad sad

No doubt about it then, its man flu.
get well soon Eager wink
In Celtic myth, Cernunnos is the God who is born at Yule, marries and mates with the Goddess at Beltane and then dies again at Samhain, to be reborn again at the following Yule. The cycle symbolizes the natural pattern of life and death. Cernunnos is more of an ancient archetype of nature rather than an individual with a distinct personality. Cave drawings show a horned man that is presumed to be the same figure as Cernunnos. Translated, his name simply means "the Horned One".
Nice avatar and name wink ,
Hello and welcome biggrin
Erm,, i just manage to turn everything pink in the wash, so try washing them with a red sock,,,,, my advice is not worth listening to really is it., sorry ES redface redface redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hi, could we have an invite please?

Now I was trying to think of some really witty comment to come back to you with but as I cant think of anything, I will just say, of course you can come to the munch, you would be more than welcome lol
NWC wanders off to think of a witty comment for Happy Cats
How about,
NO BODY LIKES YOU SO NO ! , PISS OFF lol lol
Quote by MikeC
another change of subject...............
HOW BLOODY RUDE ARE PEOPLE IN LONDON
mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
back 1 hr and no 1 has opened the door said anything been helpful.....
its a fooking joke. god i was so tempted to jump on th etrain back to mancheter
MikeC

Fill the adoption papers in and i`ll sign em for yer Mike, ok :thumbup:
Quote by Wishmaster
[I've seen hypocrisy:

Mostly in your own posts. confused
Are you going to enter your "shitter" on the rear of the year thread?
Nothing much more to say that hasnt already been said, except,,,,
What i found equally as bad as the contents of your post W`master, is the way you spat the words out with venom and nastyness.
Posts, regardless of there topic, should not be spat out in this over the top, crude and unpleasent way.
We accept peoples views differ on here, but most members may be offended at your posting manner,,you really should know better W`master rolleyes
H`red bless her, makes sure i dont have time to get bored.
How thoughtful she is, im so lucky to have her
like living with a tornado
Quote by Debbiewebs
whats happened to chief moo? dunno

he and lil miss 2 hot are both fine and well, spoke to them at the weekend.
He`s just avoiding you debs wink bolt
had a quite outragous bono type mullet in the mid eighties, a curly one too :shock:
My proudest, (yes thats the word) was my circa 1977-78 bright red 8 inch mohawk biggrin biggrin
found on page three :eeek: cant have that now can we ! wink
Quote by KitKat
Google at it's best, click here to find out all about 3 way grids, unless clicking on 3 way grid links is as unlucky as stepping on them! :shock:
3 way grids
lhk
Kat
you bugger, i did it twice too redface redface redface redface
I cant mow my lawn anymore, Happy Cats has just conned me out of my lawnmower.
dont ask, its a long story
You know when its not rained for days, then it rains, then it stops,and you go outside and you get that earthy, musty, soil type smell? well that biggrin
does that make sense ? confused
Ive cant think of a better way of putting it, sorry redface
I think your probably right, single meets single = casual sex , well thats how i see it, not that theres anything wrong in that of course, but i think swinging means different things to different people,wether it be couples meeting singles, couples meeting couples, or singles meeting singles, as long as we`re non judgemental about how different people see it , and want out of the lifestyle, then all should be fine.
Unfortunately, too many people are a bit too quick to judge others, if it isnt their" thing" confused
Quote by Happy Cats
so what you are saying is, you are so crap in bed she couldnt be bothered to stay awake,
Mind you, i can talk, the mrs and i were having sex and got disturbed by a peeping tom, booing!
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Happy Cats
That Da69ve can talk, he's no great shakes himself.
His wife asked for a ceiling mirror above their bed, cos she loves to watch herself laugh!

Your on form today H C, been reading that Bob Monkhouse book again lol lol lol
Quote by KitKat
:smug:
Jags has wimped out, I am now playing with her buttons!
lhk
Kat
youve got jag`s buttons? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: you cant let an opportunity like that pass you by. biggrin go on, be bad :twisted:
Quote by debz4u
Front page news dont you think dino ..
Headline .
Swingers get tied up to save tree from madman.
Oh no sorry mollman hehe .
:giveup: or die was the moto dino gave as his statment to the press lol

sounds good to me wink
Quote by mollman
Debs mate, we saved a tree biggrin :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

YEAH but dino next time pweeese dont tie the ropes soo tight :sticky: duel :rascal:
Love Mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxok, deal wink wink wink