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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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be nice to get an invite to mollmans bbq in the summer tho eh wink
me you n mollie pictured under the tree biggrin
Quote by KitKat
Kitkat, i feel so useless sat here (nice n safe hehe) in manchester. if i could help, i would, but it looks like yer on yer own, sorry mate. confused confused
Oi! That is a bit different from the "go get the dozy bints" PM!
Talk about bringing up the rear! rolleyes
lhk
Kat :shock: :shock: :shock: ooh i never, confused confused
Debs mate, we saved a tree biggrin :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by mollman
shame about the lil uns :cry: but nice to here that not all the trees went.
Do me a lil favour tho mollie, look after the older tree, then all will be able to enjoy her in the future yeh :thumbup: wink

Hey dino anytime me old mucker i love trees and all that but i just want to have little area to chill out in the summer so i can top up my tan and maybe get a nice body for once, without any trees rotflmao
thankyou for reminding me about this post duel .
Love Mollers XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i enjoyed it, post a pic of the tree sometime yeh :thumbup:
shame about the lil uns :cry: but nice to here that not all the trees went.
Do me a lil favour tho mollie, look after the older tree, then all will be able to enjoy her in the future yeh :thumbup: wink
Kitkat, i feel so useless sat here (nice n safe hehe) in manchester. if i could help, i would, but it looks like yer on yer own, sorry mate. confused confused
Quote by deancannock
hold on..wine..chocolate and two women.....think given the choice I'm heading downstairs.....hold on girls save me some !!!!
Think about it dean mate, after all , it is jags n kit we`re talkin about here ! lol lol bolt
Quote by KitKat
I'm still standing, plied with alcohol and chocolate and ready to flirt. Who's up for it??
lol
Jags sweetie, the word you are looking for is PILED - the pair of them are sitting down stairs, surrounded by wine bottles and chocolate boxes, with their fingers lovingly caressing their laptops, so I have retired upstairs to my own personal GFZ with the lovely Stella for company!
Bliss :smug:Wise man wink
Quote by Him'nHer
bump
just practicing my bump routine to keep this thread at the top until at least next tuesday

thanks confused confused wink
You leave jags and kitkat alone ya big bully.
Let em outa your net now evil
(image of them both sat there wearing hairnets)
Someone has erm hacked into my s/h account, innocent posted some rubbish about me not wanting my beloved hornyred to come home for a couple more days evil
How dare they, its not clever and its not grown up. smackbottom
She wouldnt believe it was me anyway. flipa
I miss you horny hun passionkiss :inlove:
Dino. bolt
Quote by Kitty
Sarge, any chance of extending Hornyreds leave please.
I`m having a ball here, footy, beer, putting me feet on the furniture, eating all sorts of crappy food, not having to shave, the list is endless.
Please, im having too much fun, let her stay away for a couple more days biggrin biggrin

:giggle:
I'm sorry but I just had to quote that incase you edited before she returned!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
passionkiss
Kitty xxx
ooh, bugger confused confused
Dug up this old thread and wondered what ever happened to the silver birch, if your online mollman, can you give us an update please biggrin
Thanks, Dino. biggrin
Sarge, any chance of extending Hornyreds leave please.
I`m having a ball here, footy, beer, putting me feet on the furniture, eating all sorts of crappy food, not having to shave, the list is endless.
Please, im having too much fun, let her stay away for a couple more days biggrin biggrin
Starter,
Avocado with tuna, prawns small salad and marie rose sauce
Pollo Leone,
Chicken breast in a white wine, cream, spring onion and dolciolette sauce.
Served with,
Fondant potatoes, Asparagus tips, Buttered Carrots and Sugarsnaps.
Desert,
Strawberry tart and cream. wink
Quote by bluexxx
I'd happily shag my way through 90 minutes of football, plus 30 mins extra time, but if it went to a penalty shoot out, sorry, it doesn't matter how good the shag was, I'd have to stop to watch rotflmao

Me too rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Could you put me and Hornyred down please Sarah.
Thanks,
XXXX
Quote by Happy Cats
Tonight it is country music!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ,
I knew their was somthing very very odd about you :huh:
Saw a guy in tesco`s last week, right handsome bastard too.
Looked just like that Dino bloke, swoon ! :P lol lol lol
I`ll get me coat redface bolt
Quote by Wishmaster
It's getting nearer!!!!
I'm going for a club record lol........ got 5 female names (no guys please, not in the mood lol) down already .... add urs to the bottom of this list if you want to help me beat the record! (whatever that is ... hehehe)
Add name here ............................
Oops --- 6 now. hehehe

Hope my name is on that list Wishmaster wink
Presuming it is one of the 2 lists I know of hehehehe kiss
er.................. 7 now wink ............ anymore confused: confused: . hehehe I'm such a tart!!! worship worship worship worship worship worship worship rolleyes
Interpol,
Editors,
British Sea Power,
Doves.
Placebo.
Lou Reed
Elbow,
Dukes Spirit.
Maximo Park.
Muse.
Chemical Brothers,
Arcade fire
Joy Division.
Stone Roses.
Bowie,,
to name but a few. wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
APPROVED!!
Have a good one!!! wink :thumbup:

Thank fuck for that, you took your time approving that one, thought you were going to say no confused
A weekend of peace, quiet, football, beer, and rest for me, :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Thanks Sarge, owe you one :thumbup:
Have a great time hornyred, dont rush back wave wave wave wink
Would you put me n hornyred down as possibles please
Thanks,
Dino
Quote by guy4fun
what happened to manofmuchfun i think that was his name rolleyes

he really stretched irony when he chose that username? biggrin
Quote by ockysweeties
eh. you don't wanna know what happened to ockysweeties... there's a rumor they tried to escape back to New York but got booted out for not calling football "soccer" and drinking too much tea.
some say they just shagged themselves to death.
in either case they're still Bloody Yanks!!!!
much love to fabio who doesn't let anyone get away easily...

Bloody hell, all you have to do is say someones username and hey presto, they appear :eeek: ,
Great to see you online :thumbup: , hows things?
Whats happened to Hornyred too?.dunno
She went out for a loaf at and ive not seen her since confused wink
Quote by Dino
Nice one jb, on your posting milestone
you can stop now,
please. wink

I said you can stop, no need to bugger off :doh:
See ya soon mate,
Dino