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26 Sep 2005

OH MY GOD!, erm, i mean my goodness me ! ! ! confused

your name has gone all green and important looking surprised

Well, thats me up shit creek without a paddle :shock:
Congratulations Kit me old sparing partner wink

You`ll be too busy to have time for yer old mate now i spose :cry: :cry: :sad:
chase me chase me bolt

i`ll keep you on yer toes :rude:

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26 Sep 2005

Dont understand what all the fuss is about to be honest dunno

Dont have a problem with shagging or oral during a period. biggrin

H`red wont let me tho, she`s uncomfortable with it so its NO ! confused

She`s also wildly horny during her period too, its so frustrating confused

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26 Sep 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
this isn't a one stop shag site.

FFS, dont be telling Eager & H, red this :shock: :shock: , i dont wanna be the bearer of such sad news. They arent going to take this too well at all.
I know i am not nearly brave enough to break this to them.
Is anyone here willing to tell them ? plz rolleyes

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25 Sep 2005

Glad to hear you all had a great time last night :thumbup:

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25 Sep 2005

Quote by Colts23
The one that is coming to mind and really sets the mood at the mo................is Santana....samba pa ti :twisted:

Quality piece of music wink

Infact i must listen to it now bolt

Since you,ve asked, Samuel Barber Adagio four strings come to mind.
Goosebumps everytime rolleyes

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25 Sep 2005

Big thanks to Pebblesdemon and babe1 for another quality yorkshire munch biggrin

:thumbup:
Great to catch up with mates and great to meet new mates. Will put more later when my head is a little more in order confused

PS; i think i was well behaved and being my normal self, normal self being like a kid who`s had to many "E" numbers :silly:

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25 Sep 2005

A bit shallow of me n all that but i just love a tanned flat stomach and hips, that "torso thing" really does it for me :P :P
Unless of course a "Vix belly wank" is on offer :P :P wink

Told you i was shallow biggrin

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25 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
You're as old as who you feel :lol2:

Well, that makes me 28 wink

Not bad for someone who was born in 1962 :thumbup:

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19 Sep 2005

Debs, can i swop Hornyred for Mr Debiewebs ?
then maybe both of us can read the paper, watch sport on tv, eat from the chippy every day, go to the pub alot and other general blokey stuff in perfect peace and quiet biggrin

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19 Sep 2005

1) The blue shirted heroes of Manchester City to win the premiership and Champions league :thumbup:
2) To have sex with Danny and Kylie Minogue and then when they`ve finished, they turn into a four pack of bitter and a pepperoni pizza :P :P
And rather predictably at 3) A huge lottery win wink

Dino.

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19 Sep 2005

Just putting our holiday leave in as we will be in Paris for five days. :bounce: Hope you have a swingingly wonderful Tuesday :P , plenty of fun 69position

, hope you all get a room wink

or a go on the bed :thumbup:
(especially you debz n vicky cos i was a bit mean to you on the liasons thread redface

)
See you all next week and have one for us :thumbup:
Dino and

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by debz4u
went to translate..... ermm mines the same

Debs pour vous? kiss

i never do french :shock: thats not what ive heared lol

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16 Sep 2005

Spanish

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Anyone up for some silent french then ? :rascal:

come eer you ! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

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16 Sep 2005

Dead right too teppic, who started all this Frenchy nonsense anyway, is it flookin bastille day or summat. I`m with teppic on this one, enough evil

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16 Sep 2005

how about a French name badge lol

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16 Sep 2005

Oh my god, what have i started confused

Zone de fillette liberer confused

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16 Sep 2005

bonjour Abeille de Dame Honoraires, vous sont comment ? wink

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Abeille de Dame Honoraires
Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
I do like it when a man speaks in a foreign tongue :twisted:
LadyFeeBee
XX

Bloody hell :shock: id never be able to get me tongue round that,,,
Stick to Lady FeeBee, i could get me tongue round that no probs :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
redface

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16 Sep 2005

Just a thought but, if we were French and Swinging heaven (La Balancioire Ciel) was a French site,
what would your nic be,
mine would be, well, erm , Dino confused

but for a better example,,,,,,,,,
Hornyred would be,---- Excite Rouge. rolleyes

What are your French nick names ?

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Dino - what the fluck have you got in yer keks in yer sig. Looks like an oscillating budgie!

:shock: :shock: :shock: how the fluck did you guess that. Thought it`d be ages before anyone spotted it was the "old oscillating budgie" trick lol

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by seagull69
I replied to your thread and then it disappeared

Cool, what did you say?
and if i say it to happy cats will it make him disappear too ? lol

I told him that he had cheated. He was trying to get to a 1000 post by going 1,2,3 lol

OI ! Happy cats, your a cheat and your tryin to get to 1`000 post by going 1,2,3. lol

has he disappeared yet ? rotflmao

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by seagull69
I replied to your thread and then it disappeared

Cool, what did you say?
and if i say it to happy cats will it make him disappear too ? lol

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
host it on imageshack and pm me the link, will see what i can do.
(meaty- mighty author of horneyreds personal welcomefish and dino's dancing cock)

Yeh cheers meaty. :thumbup: and he`s so fluckin cleaver that If you turn the volume up on your computer and right click on my dancin knob pic, it plays the "cha cha cha!" :thumbup:

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15 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
My arm is long and my vengence is total!

What like this :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Yes just like that!
You lilly livered tree hugging commie you!
Bring it on pussy boy :sparring: :sparring:

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15 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Hiya

I'd like to say thanks for all the best wishes, but seeing as there were none, I'd just like to say sod you!
I've been on a bit of a nationwide tour!
Was,nt in a blue camper van by any chance wink

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15 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
My arm is long and my vengence is total!

What like this :shock: :shock: :shock:

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15 Sep 2005

Hiya

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15 Sep 2005

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P he he wink

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15 Sep 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
oi I heard that ................pardon! :P

you can sod off n`all

Quote by HornyRed

or maybe im just not invited :shock: :shock: :shock:

Correct :thumbup: rotflmao

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

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