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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by debz4u
Dam cols busy im not going again booo hoooo

Good, dont want you cupids types cluttering up the place anyway, evil evil bugger off ! wink
Quote by EagerSlut

And most of the time we sit and suffer in silence too sad , they dont know the half of it ES,

Exactly mate! wink
And 'cos we're bigger than they are it takes us longer to recover too!! :P
:thumbup:
innocent innocent

Spot on mate, why oh why can they not understand this?
Ladies take note,,
Us guys have taken the time, effort and trouble to write down all we know about man flu, man colds, how bad it is and how to be of help.
Next time your man is ill, youve no excuse cos weve put it all in this thread.
Can this be made into a sticky please.
Must admit, i prefer my chips wrapped in bread n butter biggrin wink
Quote by EagerSlut
Yep! Man colds and Man flu would kill 'em if they could catch them Dino! :twisted:
There's no justice is there? wink
:uhoh: Girls coming? :shock: :shock: :scared: bolt

And most of the time we sit and suffer in silence too sad , they dont know the half of it ES,
It took us ages to make that. Me, stood in my Y fronts redface , H`red with camera in one hand, flashing her tits very fast in a "now you see em now you dont" kinda fashion to get the desired movement and effect, good eh. lol lol lol wink
Quote by redstilletto
men with colds
id shoot them on site
its only a little cold .................just blow yer nose and get on with it wink
:shock: :shock: :shock: confused You girlies haven`t a clue when it comes to Man colds and Man flu. Its a bit like girl colds and girl flu but 1`000 times worse with extra added headaches, shivers, weakness all over, an inability to stand, make brews, or even get out of bed sometimes.
The most affective "medicine" is TLC, telly, and pampering, it speeds up the recovery time by half ,,,,And thats true !!!! wink
Quote by fluffer
A big hello first of all biggrin
and then explore the links to the left of this page...one called terminology
and also the sticky threads at the top of this forum for new members
They helped me anyway
Have fun!
Bugger, you beat me to it, and with a better reply too redface redface
confused wink
Dino. x
Top lefthand of this page you can find a terminology thingi and loads more advice too biggrin
Welcome to s/h, have fun and enjoy yourselves wink
Quote by northwest-cpl

or maybe im just not invited :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

Well single fems get in cheap so just look at it as a cost-cutting exercise.wink Think what you can do with the money she's saved you and we will look after her for you. lol lol lolbloody good point N`W Couple, i can put the money im saving towards a new moterbike biggrin but trust me, you really dont know what your taking on by looking after her,, youll be beggin me to take her back confused confused wink
Quote by seagull69
We've never posted an ad and never replied to one, there seem to be much easier ways of meeting people.

I have to agree with this. I think there is too much effort in trying to arrange meets through ads. Its so much easier to go to a club smile
ditto !
Quote by HornyRed
We will try are best to get there on sunday wink We are looking forward to our first visit :bounce:
spose i best try n be there on sunday too then rolleyes, wish she`d remember to tell me about these things, confused
or maybe im just not invited :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Meaty, wheres the poll bit of your poll gone ? confused confused
Is it just me or has it gone ?
Although it pains me to say it, Happy anni birthday happy cats confused
And in honour of this momentous occasion, i have ressurected his very first newbie post in LMU for all to see wink
Have a nice day now ! lol lol lol lol
Guys, i know your posting with the best intentions but this maybe becoming a little upsetting for some on here . Lets think about whats being said hey.
Thanks guys,
Dino.
Quote by IsDeepThroatReal
Hey Mike.... Its not like conducting an interview at all... If I don't as questions, how on earth am I expected to know!!!
Anyway... perhaps the question should be why you have sweeties as your avatar... MMmmmmmm nothing to do with little girls at all!!!! :shock:
Jesus, thats way out of order, borderin on fuckin sick. mad
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56460.html
Try on here mate,
Hey, a sexy soldier, have you been introduced to my other half Hornyred ?she likes men in (then out) of uniforms ! wink
Quote by postie
We are looking to get together with other likeminded reasonably attractive/slim couples late 30's early 40's.
We do have one problem - we wont post a pic
And after meeting you i know why, you ugly MCB. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao wink wink
I wonder what ever happened to this character? Did he ever get to a "munchie".... and did he ever find that edit button?
guess we'll never know for sure.... rotflmao rotflmao rotflmaommmh, one of swinging heavens great unsolved mysteries. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao maybe he discovered dogging in campervans and does that exclusively now dunno
Vix, your ingenuity and inventiveness astounds me once again worship
This i would like to try wink Yes Vix, i would like to be considered for future trials as a belly wanking guinea pig he he he rotflmao
Preferably with its foxy inventor.
As you well know, a good belly wank :wanker: would be impossible to introduce into mine and hornyreds sex life. rolleyes
rolleyes rolleyes wink
Dino x
Quote by Happy Cats
We are looking to get together with other likeminded reasonably attractive/slim couples late 30's early 40's.
We do have one problem - we wont post a pic
And after meeting you i know why, you ugly MCB. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao wink wink
Quote by markz
hello I am a fireman innocent
Are you really, i know someone who`d love to meet you wink
Quote by markz
hello I am a fireman biggrin
Are you really, i know someone who`d love to meet you wink
Quote by Vix
Shh.
Got any chocolate, mate?
no choccie mate , hobbit food here,, mushrooms on toast wink
Only ever had one locked confused but im proud to say it was with the help of Vix, we both got locked together biggrin biggrin wink
I wish wink
Quote by pepps
Well i will say WELL DONE!
i was getting worried though thinking that the ashes were going to fall out of that little earn thingy while all the tikker tape and excitement was going on.....
are they really in there? or locked away somwhere and that was a dummy?
i thought it was great and prior to this test had thought cricket was like watching paint dry lol
just goes to show open your horizons.... love peppsxxx oh and loads a sexy boys in white trousers wink lol
I think the real ashes are in a glass case at Lords because they are so fragile and the ones presented are a replica dunno not 100% sure tho.
Quote by seagull69
The only time we can win anything is when there is only one team in the tournament bolt
And with the help of two Welshmen and a South African too. But well done, they`ve been great all summer and deserve the test series ive ever seen . :thumbup: :thumbup:
Ive just been given my orders on the "hotline" from Hornyred at work saying,,
"Yeh, we`ll be there on Tuesday night, looking forward to seeing you all again , come over n say hi.
H` "
wink
Cupids is open tonight but its usually quiet on a monday. Tuesday however is normally very busy, we always go on a Tuesday, its a good mix of couples and singles and its open untill Have fun :thumbup:
Dino.
Its in the bag woooooohooooo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
best test series ive ever seen biggrin
Well done England, not forgetting the Welsh (Simon Jones/ Gerand Jones) :thumbup: