Quote by Wishmaster
Swingers at a Vanfest??? U kinky buggers!!!!!!
wasnt happy cats showing Mrs happy cats his new found, erm interest by any chance
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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
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Quote by cheekychimpYour dead right those were the days
Considering I used to visit the Hacienda most Fri & Sat nights to rave my socks off...which seems like an eternity ago....Mmm yes, I do feel a little old.....Boy, they were the days..!
CheekyChimp....
, i was there most fri and sat nights too.Mad fer it !!!!!
over here. miserable, sarcastic basrtard want in on the fun. please, please, please can i come to the mids munch, with a cherry on topMaybe you went out leaving the door or large window open 
. A heron landed nearby, a dog or cat attacked the heron who took refuge in your house thru the door/large window.
The heron, biding its time utill the coast becomes clear, feels slightly peckish. Spots a rather tastey looking, plump, black finned silver shark basking near the surface of your tank and eats the bugger :twisted: . Checks to make sure the dog/cat has gone and flies away.
Well you never know, its possible ! !
. A heron landed nearby, a dog or cat attacked the heron who took refuge in your house thru the door/large window.The heron, biding its time utill the coast becomes clear, feels slightly peckish. Spots a rather tastey looking, plump, black finned silver shark basking near the surface of your tank and eats the bugger :twisted: . Checks to make sure the dog/cat has gone and flies away.
Well you never know, its possible ! !
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Well my list, to start with, of people I am very curious to see in real life (cause I don't have a bloody clue what they might look like) are:
Happy Cats
meat2pleaseu
Postie
johneboy
Ice Pie
Tune
Neilinleeds
Freckledbird
Sarge
Mark
Jags
tallnhairy
Kinky lizard............
Fee
XX
Thats better!
Ok you're top of the list now but that doesn't help me know what you look like
Fee
XX Trust me Fee, in this instance,
ignorance is bliss ! !
Quote by seagull69Hi and great to see you back :thumbup: Sounds like you had a pretty shitty time, lets hope its better for you this time around. And seagull, that`s one reason why we only swing at clubs too.
Sounds like some really bad experiences there. I think the problems you have had is the reason we only swing in clubs.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i told you, there's no way i can balance that thing on my laptop. it nearly cripples me on my shoulder.
and as for horneyred, i've just seen a picture of her
To be fair, she looks nowt like that.
But if you could compare her to any inanimate object meaty,, your spot on with that
A fookin red noisy thing :thumbup:
infact she`s louder than one of them ! ! !
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
coordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because
he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
that hedge.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
coordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because
he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
that hedge.
In need of a quick but substantial tea, I decided bangers and mash was the way to go. :thumbup: However, having accidentaly adding too much hot water to my Smash, it now appears I have potatoe and gravy soup with a couple of sausages chucked in for good measure. :uhoh:
Have you ever dropped a clanger in the kitchen?
Have you ever dropped a clanger in the kitchen?
Quote by Chief mooAny time dude, was a pleasure.
I'm not gonna keep on mentioning people to thank, cos we will be here forever,
But do wanna say a special big thank you to Dino n Hornyred, who without we would never of made it to the munch and we definatly could'nt of had more fun with any other persons
not sure who's the worse me or you Dino ? i mean who's idea was it too act like school kids writing labels giving everyone silly names hey?
And it was deffo your idea about the labels, im a mature, sensible guy
H`red said she will look after your hat untill we sort summat out
That fookin woman that says,,,
"Your call has been placed in a queue and will be answered as soon as one of our operators becomes available bla bla. Your queue number is 5`000 000 036" :shock: :shock:
,,,, Bastards !
And coat hangers.
All my coat hangers become completely tangled up with each other when ever i try and pick one up so i end up fighting with 20 or 30 of the bastards for 20 to 30 minutes just to hang a soddin tee shirt up
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ! !
"Your call has been placed in a queue and will be answered as soon as one of our operators becomes available bla bla. Your queue number is 5`000 000 036" :shock: :shock:
,,,, Bastards ! And coat hangers.
All my coat hangers become completely tangled up with each other when ever i try and pick one up
so i end up fighting with 20 or 30 of the bastards for 20 to 30 minutes just to hang a soddin tee shirt up AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH ! !
Bloody hell, worra night 
Big it up for Steph, great hostess and great munch / party.
Nice to meet new people and great to see (not so old) friends again
The "dogging" cat
Sarah, thanks for the snog to end all snogs :P
Dammie, top form again my friend.
Chief Moo for being the funniest "dude" from The Midlands and Miss 2 hot 2 handle for being the coolest dudette from The Midlands
And the gang sat under " Posties Table " for a few hours, pissing ourselves at all the fantastic new threads we came up with for the forum. I cant remember a single bloody one of em today
Mike C, even tho your a Cockney Red, you aint that bad :thumbup:
Jim and Muff :thumbup:
Birthday boy Marms
Wooohooo :bounce: KitKat and Kit
This is the bit i hate cos i cant think of names,,,,,,
So to all the other munchers / party go`ers who are to numerous to mention but played a massive part in making it so fantastic, I thank you all
Dino.
Big it up for Steph, great hostess and great munch / party.
Nice to meet new people and great to see (not so old) friends again
The "dogging" cat
Sarah, thanks for the snog to end all snogs :P
Dammie, top form again my friend.
Chief Moo for being the funniest "dude" from The Midlands and Miss 2 hot 2 handle for being the coolest dudette from The Midlands
And the gang sat under " Posties Table " for a few hours, pissing ourselves at all the fantastic new threads we came up with for the forum. I cant remember a single bloody one of em today
Mike C, even tho your a Cockney Red, you aint that bad :thumbup:
Jim and Muff :thumbup:
Birthday boy Marms
Wooohooo :bounce: KitKat and Kit
This is the bit i hate cos i cant think of names,,,,,,
So to all the other munchers / party go`ers who are to numerous to mention but played a massive part in making it so fantastic, I thank you all
Dino.
