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Dino

Over 90 days ago

Bisexual Male, 56

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2 Sep 2005

Please could me n Hornyred ask for an invite,
We would be honour`d to be part of such an original, unique and lets face it, ground breaking idea, this has to be the way forward for s/h.
I will volunteer to make the official munch badges, if thats ok with you polo lady biggrin

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Could you please let me know via pm if you require a large badge, ie(H`red and Dino)
for the front of a shopping trolley,
Or a small badge, ie(Hornyred) or (Dino) for the front of a shopping basket.
Up the aisle with Swinging heaven :thumbup: wink

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Dino.

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1 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Um..................do thongs, g-strings and spangly things count as a uniform? :undecided:
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Oh yes ES , its the official uniform of,
The Royal Order of Sluts,
An old and prestigeous order who`s history dates back many centuries, in fact its origins date from the dark ages . When they were compulsary item`s of adornment for all sex`s and ages, the brighter the sparkle, the more important you were in the village, the village elder`s and chieftain had so much sparkle they could be seen for miles around, shimmering in all their splendour, some still say that when the northern lights shine in the northern hemisphere skies, its the ghosts of the long dead chieftains , dancing thru the skies wink

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1 Sep 2005

Quote by Kit
My time on here is cyclical - I have yet to work out just which cycle it relates to

Who the hell are you?,, bloody noobs dunno

dunno

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1 Sep 2005

Quote by teppic
lube the phone up first ...i know , but the old ones are the best...

Or even,,
"Can you use a dictaphone?"
"Yes, but i find it easyer to use my fingers" rolleyes

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I`ll get me coat confused

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1 Sep 2005

Quote by Darkfire
:twisted: is this not a good time to mention thick muscular thighs and toned arms and V shaped backs then????
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Bloody hell Darkfire, dont be saying that to em, im trying to calm em down rolleyes

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, please, :gagged: ive almost got em back in there cages and then i can give out there medication, :silly:

1 Sep 2005

Quote by The Dukes
To much for the Miltary there, your right Dino, we are pulling out. Or in our terms a tactical withdrawal. and not running away honest.
the Dukes xx

A shrewed military decision, Dukes, a tactical and swift withdrawal is by far the best way to go bolt

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. Give em a couple of hours or so until they have burnt themselves out, then move in with water cannons and tear gas etc wink

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They are like pissed off wasps if you bother em before they`ve had their "fun"l,
Trust me, ive seen it all before, its not a pretty sight :taz: :taz: :taz:

1 Sep 2005

Nice one Steph, youve played another blinder worship

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. Thanks for making it happen and making it happen again at the death. :cheers: , big drink for you on Sat me thinks. wink

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1 Sep 2005

Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house confused

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Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh wink

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1 Sep 2005

Quote by The Dukes
Now Now ladies, calm down. You can count on us military to turn up. We can also use a hose :idea:

Mate its to late confused

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, once they get like this you just cant calm them down :twisted: . Its like when a group of reef sharks get into a feeding frenzy confused

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anything that moves gets it, no mercey, no prisoners, carnage :taz: . I urge you to stand well back or just get the hell outa their fast bolt

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I cannot garuntee your safety, :shock: :shock: Swinging heaven def con three alert :shock: :shock: :shock: , it just aint safe here anymore confused

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1 Sep 2005

Bloody hell ! ! :shock: , best wishes to you both and heres to a fast recovery. smile

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1 Sep 2005

Sorry to be so un- pc but i love women nude redface

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. Not the legs spread type stuff, just nice tasteful nude shots.
The female body is a beautiful sight, regardless of size, shape colour and i for one can sit for hours just marvelling at its beauty biggrin

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31 Aug 2005

Leppo mate, she`s flookin beautiful, biggrin

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I`ll keep n eye out for ya wink

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31 Aug 2005

Fan "fookin" tastic weekend, Leeds festival :silly: drinkies

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Man City won"again" :bounce: :bounce: ,
we beat the Aussies"again" :twisted: :thumbup: :kick:
and the sun was out too cool

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31 Aug 2005

WOW,, what an absolute blast,,, one of the best festivals ive been to for ages :bounce: :bounce: ,,
Bands were awsome :thumbup: ,i was totally wasted :silly: :cheers: and the sun shone cool

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Have i missed anything here since friday??? dunno

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And if ya wanna know who "rocked" , just ask wink

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Dino. xx :yinyang:

25 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Thanks,couldnt see the wood for the trees!
Has anyone visited any?

ask dino.... he's a tree hugger... lol

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One thing i have to say postie, as much as i love my trees, they aint as perfect as you might imagine. Did you know that trees are entirely responsible for the spread of forest fires ! confused

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25 Aug 2005

Litter droppers, mad

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25 Aug 2005

Hello and :welcome: to swinging heaven. wave

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Have fun

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Dino.

25 Aug 2005

After the world had been around a while, God looked down from the heavens and decided that Great Britain could do with a bit of a spring clean. He reached down with his huge hand and grabbed hold of it (around Scotland), held it high and shook it for all his all the strong hardy types hung on, and all the shite n crap fell South to the bottom. lol

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Hence, Northerners, being stronger, can party harder, play harder and go on having fun for longer ! wink

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy

Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands

Youll be to busy hiding from M2PU once he finds thePM victim thread rotflmao

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, but thanks anyway ! biggrin

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Looks like you haven't read it today then? dunno

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My conscience is clear smile

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We shall see wink

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Don't worry Dino, she's in safe hands

Youll be to busy hiding from M2PU once he finds the PM victim thread rotflmao

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, but thanks anyway ! biggrin

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25 Aug 2005

Hiya n welcome wave

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25 Aug 2005

quote="Sgt Bilko"]*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name: Dino
Total Amount of Posts: none of any worth
Posts per Day: dunno

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(Mod edit posts per day)
Reason for Leave: Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll (without the sex n drugs)
Location of Leave: Leeds Carling Festival
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 25th Aug 2005
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 28th Aug 2005
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dino.
Date 28th May 2005 Keep an eye on hornyred for us will ya biggrin

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by lynnmarie68uk
Well HornyRed and Dino you didn't miss a thing tonight it was as dead as a door nail in cupids .................no one was playing .............no one was in the jacuzzi .............no one was in the pool room ..............no one was in the showers and all the rooms were free !!!!! :shock:
Looks like your babysitter picked a good night to let you down

thank you, makes me feel a bit better biggrin

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Do you not want an additional bed partner???
Now who can I find for you? :P

Yes plz :rascal: :rascal: Looks like ill be spending all weekend in bed :bounce: nowt new there then eh ! rolleyes

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24 Aug 2005

Im a lady,mmmm
i like ladies things mmm,
i AM a lady ,
i like kittens and knitting mmmm, mmmmh,
im a lady !!!!!!!

24 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I will be at "Creamfields" and the "Mathew Street Carnival" in Liverpool and trying to stay sober
Fred

I'm not going there either!Another lucky escape then Fred, sooner or later he`s gonna f**k up some poor bastards weekend by saying
"im going to that biggrin

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see you at the bar",, just so glad it isnt me ! wink

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Bump :bounce:
Need to keep the momentum going here folks.
By my reckoning he'll be back either later tonight or tomorrow, so keep those pm's going :thumbup:
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Is he? :shock: I had better ask him this question then:
Do you think that it may just be possible that Johneboy made me do it?
(M2PU ... chinese burns hurt!!! And he said he'd like me if I wrote the first entry... I've been conned, I like you M2PU.. you're a mate and I miss you and I never did anything... honest mister.. it was ALL Johneboys idea.. and Happy Cats... he was in on it too ) :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:Brother postie, just when i thought you couldnt get any more compassionate towards meaty
you play a blinder like this,,, nice un postie, :thumbup: tough shit johnboy :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Hi Dino
I'm not going!

Thank f**k for that,, phew!

24 Aug 2005

Blimey ! ! zero replies :shock: , i must change my deoderant confused

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
It'll End In Tears, album by This Mortal Coil...... quality :thumbup:

I bought their album in the spring.
and......... dunno

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looks like the quality of the posts is going to drop now MCB has arrived wink

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Please yourself, I dont know why I bother, I really dont!
Well dont bother then innocent

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Right! I wont then sad

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You are still bothering dunno

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I was so excited :bounce: at the thought of you not bothering :kick:
But you are still here wink

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