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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Quote by EagerSlut
Answer my question damn you, this is important to me, i may have find an antedote or cure for Slutitis
No I don't think so, I think you're either born with it or not! :grin: :grin:
I know now that I was.
Before that I used to be shy! :rascal: :rascal: 
Phew,, thats a relief ! and thats what hornyreds just told me, its somthing your born with, a gift if you like, that you fine tune and hone your slutty skills until you become a master,, a bit like martial arts ,, .So,,, what dan black belt are you at the moment and whens your next grading? Quote by EagerSlut
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!!
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:twisted: :twisted: Thats spot on is that Eager, it aint easy being hitched to the female equivalent of you. :shock:
and now she`s "hornyred cock eating slut"
There yer go!
Takes one to know one! :bounce: :bounce:
:haha: :rascal: :rascal: Is it infectious this slut thing,, Slutitis or sommatorother,, will i catch it :shock: will i end up like you n her
:rascal: :rascal: Quote by EagerSlut
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!!
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:twisted: :twisted: Thats spot on is that Eager, it aint easy being hitched to the female equivalent of you. :shock:
and now she`s "hornyred cock eating slut"
Quote by johneboyOn her lonesome, i very much doubt it, that pool room will be littered with used, exhausted and discarded men and she`ll be just getting started on the ladies,
What, no contingency planning? Shame on you Dino
I can just see Hornyred sat there in the pool room all on her lonesome..........yeh right
Sheer carnage
she stayed in with me realy. 
,,, yes ? 
Quote by postieABSOLUTION !!!, :shock: :shock: Ive only just spotted this thread, are you going soft in your old age postie. It is never, i repeat NEVER a sin to give M2PU a hard time of it. This is not the sort of behaviour ive come to expect from you,
Right.. laying it on the line.. in a davej stylee, for one evening only, and to atone for my sins for what I have put poor M2PU through (and maybe get him off my back when he returns..)
I shall answer the next 19 questions without leaving this computer....and smash right through that 1000 posts barrier... I am currently at 980 posts... 981 when i press send with this...
Fire away.... you bunch of miserable ne'er do wells.... and i shall endevour to answer your questions... not always correctly..... but to the best of my, and Google's ability..
( no subject too lowly... no question too mundane...... no entry too personal... !) Just make it original...
right... here we go........... fags rolled...coffee on the table..headphones on.. . Fire away!
i'm going to regret this...
or is it just a cunning plan to get yourself of the hook when M2PU nominates his PM victim of the week on his return from Craggy Island??
hwoar: :rascal: :rascal: :smitten: :smitten: 
:love: :love: :smitten: thought id throw a few general knowledge questions into the mix these should be easy for meat to answer, you are being so mean sendinfg him just hard questions 
,, nice easy ones,
Arts: The word 'art' is derived from the Latin for what,,,?
Games: In which country did chess originate
Health: Which one of the human bodies' systems controls hormones?
History: Which US president was shot 5 days after the end of the American Civil War?
Science: The word 'science' comes from the Greek for what?
Society: The language with the most native speakers is?
Technology: What device mixes air and petrol for the internal combustion engine?
these should be easy for meat to answer, you are being so mean sendinfg him just hard questions ,, nice easy ones, Arts: The word 'art' is derived from the Latin for what,,,?
Games: In which country did chess originate
Health: Which one of the human bodies' systems controls hormones?
History: Which US president was shot 5 days after the end of the American Civil War?
Science: The word 'science' comes from the Greek for what?
Society: The language with the most native speakers is?
Technology: What device mixes air and petrol for the internal combustion engine?
I saw a book called You Already Know What To Do. Why would I buy that?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Whats a question with no answer called?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
Im fookin hating this
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Whats a question with no answer called?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
Im fookin hating this
Why when you ship something by boat is it's called "car"go and then when you ship something by car it's called a "ship"ment.
They say that cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands "butter side down" so what would happen if you attached a piece of toast with the butter facing up, to a cat and dropped them both? sorry postie
Why is the food chili hot, the place Chile hot, and the word chilly cold?
How do you know when you run our of invisible ink?
If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?
Where do flies go at night? he made me do it again meaty, dont answer them if you dont want to
They say that cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands "butter side down" so what would happen if you attached a piece of toast with the butter facing up, to a cat and dropped them both? sorry postie
Why is the food chili hot, the place Chile hot, and the word chilly cold?
How do you know when you run our of invisible ink?
If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?
Where do flies go at night? he made me do it again meaty, dont answer them if you dont want to
Quote by Captain-doggerCaptain Doggers, you are learning well my friends,,
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
but johnboy is being a bit mean i think Quote by freckledbird
Jack Hargreaves (cheers davej
Karl Marx,
David Bowie,
Alan Meredith (the world authority on Yew trees)
Boudicca (nice one postie :thumbup: )
Dennis Skinner.
And your maths teacher for not teaching you that 6 is one more than 5?
oops got carried away ,,ok, Dennis Skinner is my reserve guest
