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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Quote by Aladdin'sLampAre you suggesting i suggested a suggestion box ?
I think that i noticed in a post from Dino the other day that he felt it would be a good idea to have what amounts to a suggestions box.
I dont remember this 
i may have been pissed at the time, but i dont think it came from me A. L , Quote by Sgt Bilko
Does anyone drive a wanker in this country and does anyone know of any similar gaffes?
Man City were going to name one of the stands at their new ground after one of their former players, Colin Bell.
Then they realised it would be known as The Bell End!!
Man utd were told they couldnt use the City of Manchester coat of arms in there badge as they were not officially in Manchester 
so they stole the badge and nick name from Salford RLC ,,,,a red devil 
Quote by postiequality :thumbup: :thumbup:
ya tree huggin' hippy.....
Don't do any of the conservation stuff, but only because i'm a lazy git.. and the pub sounds better...
Anyhows... if i won the lottery, it's my ambition to plant 7 forests... of about 2 acres each...
all quite close together... a bit of grassland betwixt each one... various species of trees, a nice little habitat for wild life... badgers could go a'badgering, foxes could play with the wabbits... birds would tweet from the trees and people could frolick...
and from the air it would read...............
FUCK OFF
and then i'd buy the next OS map!
Quote by postieme too postie, all the above
oh! stop me when i start ranting....
Or when Dino turns up....
Re-cycling. It's too bloody easy! There is nothing in my house that doesn't get re-cycled... excepting about 5% of stuff thats impossible to re-use/ re-cycle. My wheelie bin (and i only have one) is put out about once every three weeks with it less than a third full.
All plastics go to the local plastics company for re-use. And if you ever bother to collect your one-use plastics, you'll see how much of the wheelie bin that takes up! Plastic shopping bags, try not to use them, but when i have to re-use them and then the surplus is taken to the corner shop for them to re-use.
I have a compost bin for everything that is organic. mostly veg peelings but also cardboard and stuff (the worms love it!)
I have two bins attached to drainpipes for collecting rainwater.
All tins, glass, newspaper, leaflets, junk mail (delivered to me!) clothes and old shoes go to the re-cycling drop off when i go shopping.
I try and buy organic as it tastes better, but it's true it is sometimes too expensive. I am mainly veggie, and all my lightbulbs are longlife, powersaving types...
corks from wine bottles go to the old girl next door for her chinchilla to chew....
the diesel in my car is bio-diesel made from rapeseed oil...
Blimey... if i was any greener, i'd be Kermit the fecking Frog....
Bizarrely, I don't vote Green... (except as a protest vote)
Lastly... and to keep a long rant very short... i don't have kids... but for those of you who do... try and leave this planet in a better state, you kids don't deserve to inherit a planet fucked up by your wanton waste of finite resources...
except we got three wheelie bins, household, paper, glass and a box for tin cans.I do volunteer work for the conservation foundation(David Bellamy`s lot) involving, preservation orders for trees, getting councils, schools and local business`s involved in planting trees, setting aside land for developing orchards etc, did you know that 75% of english orchards have gone in the last 15 years
Looking after areas of importance for wildlife,ie natural ponds (for newts frogs ), marshland, brookes and streams. The planting of hedgerows, i could go on but i fear im becoming a bore 
.So yes, a bit greeny over here. Oh , and im always gettin in trouble with the law for my echo warrior stuff too :thumbup:
Quote by equi-princessmy point exactly
A mild form of barracking takes place here as in all walks of society..... as long as it is taken in good part.... no-one is offended...
It almost seems to be a rite of passage that new members have to travel through... and when other members take the mickey out of you.... you know you're acccepted...
I do agree though, that all mickey taking should be in the 'friendly banter' style and not out and out complete piss taking....
equi-princess xxx
Quote by Dino.i hate to have to quote myself but my point was not to have a go at the light hearted piss taking type banter that goes on but more of what i put in my first post (see above), on a very regular basis.
And a small minority who as far as i can see,, trawl the forums for no other reason than to flame, be-little, humiliate, ridicule and rip the piss out of other posters.
IMHO.!
Big difference me thinks ., but hey, if you guys think this is acceptable behaviour and is your idea of fun then all i can do is disagree, voice my feelings and carry on hoping your fun isnt spoilt too much by winging bleeders like me
Quote by Nomad_Soul:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ROFL ... the first time I read it I thought ES was refering to Dino for some reason ....
rather shag Didio than Dino...........no offence mate
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: , thats twice in two posts ive been shocked :shock: 
,,,Quote by freckledbird
Only cos youre over 40 with a hairy bits and a beer belly nastycats!
Who isn't ???
seriously though , this thread has been hijacked by one or two who should know better
Come on where's your sense of humour?
Long gone mate, long gone
have an early night, thread has been hijacked, fact.its nothing to do with people having to find there sense of humour, nomad feels as strongly about this as i do, its strange how some people who usually keep clear of contentious issues have posted on here, have they had enough of what i call "bullying" perhaps?? and please dont be so condescending as having to say"go have an early night" that doesnt help
Quote by Dino.Sorry but i think there is a big difference between what your talking about and sheer vindictive nasty sarcasm.
If i remember correctly HC, i made the transition from newbie to regular with a bit of piss taking with you, postie and horny red in the infamous 'Miserable Cat Bastard' incident. well i'm still here, your still here, reds still here & we are all having having a good laugh with each other most days. no one has told me they find my posts offensive, if they do i'm happy to listen
Quote by meat2pleaseuSorry but i think there is a big difference between what your talking about and sheer vindictive nasty sarcasm.
If i remember correctly HC, i made the transition from newbie to regular with a bit of piss taking with you, postie and horny red in the infamous 'Miserable Cat Bastard' incident. well i'm still here, your still here, reds still here & we are all having having a good laugh with each other most days. no one has told me they find my posts offensive, if they do i'm happy to listen
Quote by da69ve
Think of it another way. A newbie posts "hi" and are often unsure what to say or how to follow it up. A piss take gives them the ideal opportunity to respond and join in.
If you dont have a sense of humour of some sort, this place probably isnt for you.
Or, again think of it differently. You are a single guy looking for success, what better way of standing out than having a laugh with people?
Give it a go, you might like it! :
Newbies don't need a piss-take ........unlesss they they ask for it
Surely they should be welcomed with opened arms and given a chance ffs
Most are welcomed but you answered this for your self!!Not all ask for it tho , ffs
Quote by da69veAnd a small minority who as far as i can see,, trawl the forums for no other reason than to flame, be-little, humiliate, ridicule and rip the piss out of other posters.
Yes...piss taking does go on......most of the time it is in good fun....usually a baptise of fire just to see if they have a sense of humour, it gets nasty is when the true colour of the of the poster come's out.....alot of people can spot a troll a mile off!
IMHO.!
Quote by majicmountaini aint sittin on the step in a tiny pinny. If im being the doorman i want a big coat and a flask of hot soup, and dont you girls walk of with my flask thinkin its an Anne Summers tartan dildo either
Hey Debbie you have to have some male waiters at your party. I can look after the team. We can be butt naked except for little tiny pinnies(?).
Quote by bluexxx
I've nothing against casual sex, but if that's all it is then people shouldn't dress it up with expressions of undying love. (For real!) I tend to hear such things and get confused, y'know? And ladies, if you wake up the next morning and it's all being a horrible mistake, then picking up the phone when it rings and saying "hi, look I'm sorry, I might have got a wee bit carried away last night..." is the absolute best way of handling it. Blame it on the beer if it makes it more credible. Much better than just letting me keep ringing and ringing and not picking up.
That's true I guess, but I think some people do delude themselves that they are going to find true love or at least a close friendship by shagging people off internet swinging sites. I'm not saying it never happens, cos obviously it does, and I'm not saying that Debs friend is upset now cos she was looking for a "bond" or whatever. All I'm saying is that it is best to treat an internet fuck as a one-off, nothing more.
Yep, it's bad form if people lie to get a shag, but if they indicate nothing more than wanting NSA then they have done not much wrong if they do not want to continue the contact afterwards. In my experience, when I was advertising and meeting regularly, I made it clear in my ad that it was NSA..... thus not my problem if the guys thought there was a regular fuck in it for them and I really didn't waste my time explaining the facts to them afterwards. In fact, as I kicked one bloke out I would be back on the PC looking for the next. The thrill of the chase was a big thing for me then. As I said, I was a git... But I'm not any more.... yeah right
put it better than i could blue, nice one, :thumbup: This is how we both regard our swinging.
You sound just like hornyred here blue :shock: :shock:
Dino's far from okay, poor bloke has hornyred to contend with 24/7