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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by meat2pleaseu
M T P U and Miserable moggy couldn`t bounce a very bouncy bouncyball , step aside i`ll be the door man. Debs,, you know it makes sense wink

any excuse for a nite off from red rotflmao Night off ! !Not a chance, she`ll be there, rolleyes bringing me a bottle of pop n a bag of crisps to eat out on the step in the rain confused confused
M T P U and Miserable moggy couldn`t bounce a very bouncy bouncyball , step aside i`ll be the door man. Debs,, you know it makes sense wink
Happy birthday mate, you never said !
Have a good un biggrin
I`ll pay for you to have that shite tatoo removed as a special birthday pressie mate,
the Man Utd one lol lol lol lol
Postie my good man, i do hope your not trying to welch out of this party now youve sobered up rolleyes , weve sorted babysitters , offered to give people a lift to yours and ive bought me booze.
Still awaiting pm details of your addy.
Dino n Hornyred wink
Congrats to you both,, nice one buddy.
Big kisses to Miss(soon to be Mrs) Lizzard,, with tongues :P
Dino.
great idea postie, i just love a good party.
Send us a pm with your addy details biggrin
Be great to see you again mate.
Dino. wink
ps,, can me n hornyred book a little bit of floor space at yours please buddy biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
In my opinion Xans definately isn't the best place to go. Try Partners in Bury, Cupids in Swinton, or even Adam and Eves in Eccles (if you prefer the smaller club). smile
Welcome to the forum btw lol
Yep,,
what Blue said,,
Sound advice. wink
If i knew anthing at all about telescopes id give you all the advice i could, but as it is, i know feck all about em so i took your second option and sent bollox.
Sorry mate wink
Hornyred`s just shouted over from the sofa,,
and she recomends,,,
you should get a big fat shiny one rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by Nomad_Soul
David Bowie - wall to wall
What a man, what a musician/singer/songwriter
Think i'll just go a stick 'Outside' on, not heard that for a while................
now then, where's that 'What you listening to' thread lol lol
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Is that all about :shock: :shock: :shock:

caption comp i reckon lol
David Bowie, Kate Bush, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Bowie, Clash, Bowie,
Colin Bell, Rodney Marsh, Bowie and David Bowie biggrin
Hi marms, was wondering if we (Hornyred and me) can have an invite please. Not sure of the details etc but we would love to help you celebrate your Birthday.
Thanks , Dino and Hornyred. biggrin wink
A little of both really, i think that certain major situations and the meeting of certain souls we encounter during a lifetime are pre destined and un avoidable. When these "fates of destiny" occour we have a choice, a right and a wrong choice.
Imagine it like its a crossroad in lifes journey, the crossroad is unavoidable because its pre destined to be there, no sign posts as such, one way is the right road, the other way is the wrong road and you only have your instinct to use in deciding which road is the right one to take.
Dino. smile
I play guitar a bit and the gob iron too,, why do you ask? are you thinkin of puttin a S/H band together biggrin biggrin hope so, great idea,,
im in biggrin :thumbup:
What ever would we call the band i wonder? wink wink
Youve had the micky taken(in a light hearted and fun way), had knock backs, and generally not been taken very seriously, but youve soldiered on regardless and now youve got a booking wink. Well done mate for your pure enthusiasm and pesistance, still find the whole idea pretty mad loon but hey, what ever floats yer boat :thumbup: biggrin biggrin
Quote by marmalaid
Can I practice on you, Vix?
I'll start with this one...
"Hey, bird with the tits, fancy a shag? hump"
Reckon that'll work?
Chris
How could that possibly fail to work dunno , its beauty is in its simplicity.
If it doesnt work,,,, i`ll eat my hat wink
Quote by postie
Didn't know you were into dogging , Dino! hmmm.........
Only nipped out for a breath of fresh, didnt even know it was you ,,,,
until i spotted your centenary royal mail/ G,P,O commemorative boxers :shock: :shock: :shock:
I witnessed it all Frecks, a writhing mass of oily pantless drunken debauchery on the bonnet of an Escort van in the carpark :shock: :shock: :shock:
It`ll take me years to get over the trauma and mental scarring confused confused confused
Quote by EagerSlut
Aaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
There. Will that do? :P
Suggest you try your luck in the hotel bar. wink wink
:rascal: :rascal: :twisted:

Wow what a scream Eager, heard it all the way over here in Manc :shock: :shock:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Now if HR had said that..............................
......................I would turn up at the next munch dressed as a tree
Dave_Notts
Dave thats twice youve mentioned "dressing up",,,,
Last week you were after a " Dino " costume,,,,,, now a tree,,, lol lol,,,,
tell yer what, at the next munch, pull your Tee shirt over your head and hang branches from your arms, legs, ,,,,,,,sorted :thumbup: :thumbup:
Cant wait to see you at leicester lol lol lol wink :thumbup:
Quote by Dave__Notts
I would hug................
................. a tree :shock: bolt
Dave_Notts
whadda guy wink :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
they happen to be my favourite type of hug buddies wink
Quote by CuddlySimon
I know, but if you say something completely different then even if the person actually did know what the badge was about they might think you don't and leave it at that but if you say something with the same initials, then it's a clue that you know but you aren't telling in case the person asking doesn't know but it gives a hint to them so they know that you know. ok biggrin
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I`ll try n get me head round that in the morning when me brain may be able to handle it! ! !
Quote by Chief moo
just want to say i owe 2 very beautiful lady's a proper snog, you both kinda caught me off guard,
we had not long been there so i was still a bit shy and i'm not sure but i think
you both might of thought i was a girl at first dunno
well you both said i had pretty hair :shock:
so vix sillyhwoar: and jas :smitten:
i owe you both one!!
;)
Trust me chief, they didnt think you were a girl lol lol wink