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Dino
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Quote by funluvvincpl
i have a big nob......unfortunately i married him.....lol
ive heared hornyred say that about me too confused confused confused wink wink
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been sat in the garden , cold beer in hand , birds a singing , sun a shining , hornyred sunbathing (topless) :P life dont get much better than this wink
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dont go , i`ll take you down to the GFZ tonight , you`ll love it wink wink wink
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its been a lovely day here in the north west and when nature is in perfect harmony , days like today happen biggrin
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Big warm welcome back you guys . Glad you had a good un , biggrin biggrin .xx
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Quote by HungryP
Ps Dino looks like HungryP never seen your post about the split of Id's either lol

Shit, bugger, sod it. Right, I'm off to stick my head down the toilet for a good flushing. mad mad mad
Still, it was a caring sharing post. But still kicking myself - How the hell could I miss all those smileys. rolleyes was a very caring post, thank you wink wink wink wink
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Quote by HungryP
hi mate n welcome biggrin me and hornyred split a couple of weeks ago so if you need a chat biggrin biggrin i know what your going through. Enjoy the forums biggrin

Hi Dino,
I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. Fred & Carol have only split in an SH sense, now having different identities on the Forum, but are certainly still together.
Sorry to hear of your troubles, anyway. Hope things will improve for you. :cry: erm, i know , me and h`red have only split id`s aswell biggrin
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hi mate n welcome biggrin me and hornyred split a couple of weeks ago so if you need a chat biggrin biggrin i know what your going through. Enjoy the forums biggrin
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had a tequilla drinking match on hols in Turkey once with some mad rugby players, you know the one with the salt n lemon and tequilla confused confused confused .I did 21 in 45mins , took all my clothes off in the hotel lobby n passed out on the floor redface redface redface redface
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anyone want to see my wife's knockers??? confused confused confused
ang on a minute, id know them knockers anywhere. Does she work behind the bar at the Gately arms? wink
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woooohoooo check out my new nob, what do u reckon to the colours ladies wink wink wink wink wink
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oh Dino............its sooooooo smooth cool
Can I feel it?? :twisted:
Fee
XX
( word with self,,,how did i miss this post) fee, its all yours to do with what you will
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Quote by freckledbird
bevs cherry , in a wenching outfit too , biggrin

Just be careful, I confiscated it from Tune so it didn't get stained - we don't want any accidents do we? :twisted: how true , best slip it off and fold it neatly on the chair then slip into the jacuzzi for a while , be carefull not to slip on any of them banana skins from last night ( never used the word "slip" so many times in one sentance) confused
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Right, im off to BnQ to get myself the biggest shiniest nob i can find .
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Quote by westerross
did this "certain lady" do the , one , two , three , goes under water thing aswell? cant take her anywhere rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes

Yeah but she took me to heaven and back so who's complaining!! lol All this and Bev's cherry too! Bliss!
Excuse me my man! A large glass of red wine please! I aint servin noone untill i get me wenchin dress on and serge has locked his cupboard confused confused
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Quote by freckledbird
I have a whole packet!

lol lol lol

Bet you can't get a condom to fit that!yeh but i bet you cant open a door with it like you can with mine wink
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And I've hidden it now so it doesn't get stained. :twisted: hey erm bev,,, any chance of you puttin it on ? biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin , go on ,, just for me wink wink
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Quote by westerross
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
OI !!! Where`s your wenching outfit? , i had to wear one !!!
I was told to take it off by a certain lady, who wanted to see me white bitzzzzzzz! did this "certain lady" do the , one , two , three , goes under water thing aswell? cant take her anywhere rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
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Quote by SunBunny
Your knob looks remarkably like my left nipple..... :shock:
Really :P :P :P
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