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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by westerross
Ahem, here's your wine ladies. ('ere don't tell anyone I poured you one or I'll get a reputation like that Dino :giggle: )
OI !!! Where`s your wenching outfit? , i had to wear one !!!
Quote by HornyRed
Nah! That's not a knob.

That's a knob</Crocodile Dundee>
mmmmmmmmm yours is much bigger and shiny mmmmmmm hello wink wink wink wink :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

This is my nob, what do u think ladies biggrin biggrin hornyred says its not a big one, but size doesnt matter its what u do with it (i can open a door with mine) lol biggrin biggrin So ladies,,does my nob do it for u wink wink wink wink wink wink
Around an ancient yew tree , the one at Alderley Edge as it is the site of an ancient pagan burial site .
Quote by tallnhairy
Gemini , June 9th , ,,, 5 days away ,,, next thursday,, very soon ,,, not that im advertising it or anything ,,, my birthday i mean . wink wink wink

Me either Dino, not mentioning the 12th of June at all in relation to birth type days.... yours is the 12th is it Tn H , mines the 9th ,, of june that is . this month, infact next thursday to be presise wink wink
Gemini , June 9th , ,,, 5 days away ,,, next thursday,, very soon ,,, not that im advertising it or anything ,,, my birthday i mean . wink wink wink
how do mate n welcome smile get a feel of the place n enjoy wink btw, near the top of the topics you`ll find a thread for new members that maybe of use . South Manc eh , your not my next door neighbour are you? lol lol . Dino .
Quote by MrFC
Chicken legs!!!! meeee!!!!
:shock: :shock: MrFC, dont slip on any nana skins whilst your running about with nowt on , im not gonna help you up confused dont wanna be caught with you on all fours and me pullin ya up from behind confused confused confused
Hello and welcome sweet and sour , please do stick around for a bit , its not always as its been lately , honest biggrin .Dino,xxxxxxxxx
Quote by smokerjim
can i be a woodsman , can i , can i biggrin :bounce: :bounce: wow , i`ll get a hat n everything,,,,and an axe , and a big knife,,, but best of all ,,,,
a hole sustainable forrest to look after :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
you have no idea how happy that would make me biggrin biggrin

Where are you going with this Dino? Are you taking it where I think?... confused
"Oh he's a lumberjack, and he's okay
He sleeps all night, and he works all day..." blink blink blink :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Jim , you know me so well wink wink
Dino staggers in after just finishing work ,,,mmmmm , empty bottle of baileys , banana skins and a pair of red thongs , looks like hornyred`s been in earlier rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by warwick
Guys I appreciate youre concern but this threads over 7 months old :shock:
I baynt goin nowhere cool
is it ? omg it is confused confused so you didnt leave then hey ! biggrin and people still like ya too biggrin
Warwick mate, this place needs people like you more than ever , i cant think of a time youve done anything other than make me laugh. Ive still not got over flirty friutcakes departure sad ,,,,,DONT GO ! ! . i luvs ya man biggrin biggrin ! ! ! ! . Dino
can i be a woodsman , can i , can i biggrin :bounce: :bounce: wow , i`ll get a hat n everything,,,,and an axe , and a big knife,,, but best of all ,,,,
a whole sustainable forrest to look after :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
you have no idea how happy that would make me biggrin biggrin
Quote by Maia
as long as I get the silver ball sprinkles, i don't like hundreds and thousands... biggrin
how about thousands n millions smile ? not got any of them silver ball thingys confused
i could polish up some of them fishing weights tho biggrin , they`ll look just like em :thumbup:
I was going to say 'awww but I like having those balls in my mouth'....
but I am SO not going to to go there.... :shock: :shock: lol lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by Maia

tell you what maia, just bring round the clotted cream, or a dollop of anything you fancy and we`ll fill bellybuttons together :P :P wink

as long as I get the silver ball sprinkles, i don't like hundreds and thousands... biggrinhow about thousands n millions smile ? not got any of them silver ball thingys confused
i could polish up some of them fishing weights tho biggrin , they`ll look just like em :thumbup:
hi bows mate , good to hear your well . Keep on keepin on n all that , Dildo. xx
sorry i called you a t**t( a bit out of character for those who know me) but my partner and all the rest of the ladies on this site are not sluts and i wont have anyone, who ever they are , refer to the ladies of swinging heaven as sluts . Sorry all , rant over ,
i`ll get back to posting my usual drivell , its what im best at after all . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Maia
dino
is that avatar really you???
I have avoided asking for fear that i might appear superficial but I can't manage it anymore.
If it is you, you have the perfect bellybutton for a dollop of clotted cream... biggrin
aaar Maia , now that would be telling now wouldnt it . no, its not me.
or is it?
no its not,
it is really tho wink
no,
yes it is !!
tell you what maia, just bring round the clotted cream, or a dollop of anything you fancy and we`ll fill bellybuttons together :P :P wink
people have taken time to give you advice mate so why you still being so nasty ???
slut!
dirty up for it girls!
aaaar , i see ,, its cos your a twat isnt it ,
that explains it then ,
welcome wave
who is ceed , and why do you want to suck him ???? dunno
sorry , i`ll get me coat ,,,,
again!! redface
Quote by freckledbird
Why does EVERYONE want to go to Cupids all of a sudden ? :shock: :

Cos i go biggrin
confused erm, i`ll get me coat redface bolt
Did you find someone to go with then? lol naaah , always the bridesmaid, never the bride n all that , ,left on the shelf , again sad , thanks to that scandal chap mad but he wont get away with it , no, never ,,, never , mad revenge will be mine, haha ,,hahaha , mwoohhaaaa,haaaaaa, mine i say :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
Why does EVERYONE want to go to Cupids all of a sudden ? :shock: :

Cos i go biggrin
confused erm, i`ll get me coat redface bolt

mine biggrin well one of em anyway . Celtic band and pentagram. biggrin
By the way, can anyone tell me why its illegal north of the border to open a swingers club and not in England ? and is there any in Wales or is it illegal there too dunno dunno dunno seems a bit odd to me confused
dont care if its not a avatar re-creation ,its a funny pic lol lol lol
Quote by Newcnewbie
Im new can i come please smile

I think we should let this guy come. lol lol lol lol