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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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They STILL wont let you back in blue ? confused confused confused confused bloody hell ! ! !
Quote by LadyFeeBee
But your having trouble with your pants though scandal cool

I can help you with removing your pants Scandal..................I can do it without using my hands wink
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Quote by Scandal
i need hornyred to get me undressed properly these days

I managed to get mine off Dino but I ain't sayin how lol lol
Wb Chaotic Spirit You got Hornyred and Bailiffs to help, didnt you . wink
hi and welcome to the forums biggrin and exactly what Alexandra said ,, wise words indeed wink If you look near the top of the topics list in the cafe, you will see a "sticky" for new members too. Give it a lookin at and you wont go far wrong . Enjoy swinging heaven . Dino biggrin
Quote by bailiffs
welcome back , nice to see you again wink

dino i see your in a pickle with that top of your again!!!! rolleyes lol i know rolleyes i need hornyred to get me undressed properly these days ,,, unless you`d like to help baliffs wink
lol lol lol lol lol lol go on then ill have a go wink redface ok , you grab one end , h`red grab the other and both pull gently together biggrin biggrin biggrin
sorry Chaotic Spirit , thread hijacked , you can have it back soon wink xxxxxx
Quote by bailiffs
welcome back , nice to see you again wink

dino i see your in a pickle with that top of your again!!!! rolleyes lol i know rolleyes i need hornyred to get me undressed properly these days ,,, unless you`d like to help baliffs wink
We`ve voted NO ! cos we want all you sexy scotts to have to come to the north west for your clubbing :P :P :P :P wink (advert) .For all your swinging and clubbing needs , come to the north west ,,,its swingers central . open late , discount rates and on fetured dates you can buy one get one free
Sean my good man , is it to late to put Hornyred and myself down please , i know im a "newbie" but i`ll be very good and quiet and wont get in the way , promise biggrin Dino n H`red
Unfortunately not , strange you mention the killers tho , i just bought hot fuss today biggrin , bit late i know just never got round to it . best british band not from britain biggrin
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Dino I like your BSP signature, I don't know if you've ever been to a show, they passed through Lincoln last year and they really DO drape the place in greenery. Along with fake plastic owls and a huge stuffed bear...
Cool , FINALLY someone who knows the migty B,S,P. Seen em 6 times now and they just get better n better , most underated band in britain ,imho . biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Quote by the_Laird
.........I've decided I'll just have you ALL :twisted:
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TART !!!!
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xx not a tart , just a lovely , kind , generous and beautiful lady :P wink
Babe 1 , dont suppose you could add me and hornyred to the reserve list please , i know im a bit late but a change of plan for that date means we can come now . Many many thanks , Dino and Hornyred . xxxx And no jokes about being a newbie ,you lot confused confused confused wink
de sade , im sure this thing would not have gone this far if you had not intervened to stir things up , just let it go eh , its a b/h weekend , the sun is out , lets just have a nice day yeh ,biggrin biggrin biggrin
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Polo lady, thats the work of a geneious ,,im crying laughing . lol lol
breezer , your avatar looks like the end result of trying out my proto-type matter transportation thingy machine :shock: :shock: :shock: ,,,you havent have you ??
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Gentleman please leave my minging pussy in the correct thread, it is not for you to use here there and everywhere you know mad
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sad arse !!!!! back to the drawing board rolleyes
I cant help it ,,,,,,, everytime i read the first two posts on this thread i burst out laughing , then i have the giggles for ages . Sorry vespa, im not taking the piss mate , it just gets me every time . Thanks for makin my b/h weekend a great laugh , your a star wink lol lol lol lol
I dont mind who knows about our lifestyle but then again i think you have to ask yourself this , what would you gain from people (friends family etc) knowing about it ?. Its more than likely going to get you a negative response so why bother . I cant imagine for one minute my family , friends , people at work being happy and comfortable with it at all ! so its best kept quiet for everyones sake (imho). wink
Will the lady feebee find the truncheon of her dreams or will it be a sad chipolata?
will mrfc be fried in oil or poached in the jacuzzi
ooooh , i cant wait biggrin biggrin biggrin
just as lady feebee is about to hit mrfc with a large club , dino walks in ,,,,,,,,,,,Hey feebs , if its a large truncheon your after , look in my pocket and check this one out wink
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Found you one Dino!
Scandal my pussy isn't tasty me thinks, after all, I haven't washed for 3 years rolleyes

lol lol lolwehey ! that`ll do biggrin wink
Please biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin seeing as scandal has stolen hornyred im sort of single, confused so would be in need of a chaperone , nsa !! for the evening .Many thanks ,, Dino ,,,and erm Scandal .xx
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