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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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right guys , ive just tested my matter transport thingy from "the fly" film , our dog is now in next doors attic so its working fine , and he`s still got his own head and all his bits are in the right place biggrin . If we can get the transporter thingy matter machine into the big brother house , get the housemates to get in it then we`ve cracked it wink .. Hmmm ,, but what use could we make of the trojan horse confused: confused: confused: confused: Come on guys ,, think ! ! !
no offence mate but this thread made me laugh so much lol lol lol lol funniest thing ive read for ages wink i think its the look on your avatar too saying " did that wrong didnt i " pissed myself , sorry , but thanks for the laugh vespa biggrin ,, fook !! ive still got the giggles lol lol
Quote by blonde
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: wink
No Babe u dont.......... well not if your avatar is anything to go by.............. U dont look the dodgy sort AT ALL !!!!! redface redface redface redface , erm, anyway ,enough of this erm, redface flirting , weve got people to rescue! , so whats the plan then ?
..what you doing later on blonde? :P :P wink
Quote by HornyRed
Id gladly go with u but im afraid i have to take dino again rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes lol
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Quote by x-man0223
has anyone seen the film The Fly??????? matter transportation biggrin
just by coincidence ive been building one of them n`all , its yours if it will help wink
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: wink
Quote by blonde
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:
See ,, look what happens when you get pissed and say things like "I WANT A FIREMAN" rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
aarh , thats better , them womens knickers of mrfc`s were cuttin in a bit confused . Dewi mate , you still servig in erm , that er , lovely tutu i see ,,
Quote by HornyRed
Dino , put your ass away NOW ! ! ,,,,its no way as good as mrfc`s and you know it, so put it back in yer pants confused
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused
Wehaaaay ! !,,, at last,,, im out of that soddin Tshirt wink
Quote by Sarah1448
Mornin'. Put the coffee on please someone - oooooh me head!!

Sarah arrived banging a large loud drum
Right off to do some house work, who has been making all the mess in here?
Tune, head any better???/ lol erm ,,sorry sarah , it was me and mrfc made all the mess . We kept bumpin into things tryin to get these bloody tee shirts off ! redface redface
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Aaah ,, the fair lady feebee , slide in here beside me and allow me to pour you a fresh drink ,

Nice to slide in beside you Dino..............I'll have a white wine please and is there anything else on offer tonight?
Fee
XX well, , if mrfc and i can manage to get our heads unstuck from these cheapo tesco teeshirts then yes , :P
Aaah ,, the fair lady feebee , slide in here beside me and allow me to pour you a fresh drink , and mrfc , shouldnt you be on the davej avatar challenge ?? lol lol lol
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Ere! I think I prefer the GFZ with girls! flipa
lmao im sat here pissin meself , nice one rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
nite Roger ,,,, where the hell is everyone confused ar well,, sod it , i`ll chill a while in the jacuzzi. Oooh, thats good mmm cool
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hey dewi , rog , hows ya both doin biggrin any chance of a beer , im parched, dewi !! what ARE you wearing ??? :shock:

Beers are in the fridge, MrsFC is helping Dewi make a lifestyle choice!!! lol lol
I think I may just sleep here - it's got to be cooler in this Jacuzzi than outside! poor dewi , , the buggers had me in a wenching outfit last week ,, didnt half chafe me nuts mind confused
hey dewi , rog , hows ya both doin biggrin any chance of a beer , im parched, dewi !! what ARE you wearing ??? :shock:

one more rock to paint blue and thats me finished for the day wink
and dino`s just finished work for the weekend ,,,, " think i`ll have a nice cool beer in the gfz , wonder who`s in tonight , "
hey , welcome back and guess what , im still stuck in this fookin jumper confused wink .xx
is it fabio`s turn to nominate ? i cant remember if he was the last victim or not dunno
working fri night sad
cupids sat night :P hump
off our heads sunday night :eeek: biggrin drinkies :crazy: :silly:
chillin monday cool :smoke: coffee
happy birthday , have a great day , biggrin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
its a swingers website full of open minded people , a broad church so to speak where almost anything goes . You`ll probably get positive responces to your post because your not judged on what you are but by who you are . Personally i couldnt give a shit about a disability , colour , race , religion etc . I know its a cliche but it is really all about personality. Welcome to swinging heaven and i hope you find what your looking for biggrin wink
well done liverpool ,, my nerves are shot to shit confused confusedDudek was fookin brilliant