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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Quote by sercher01
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Dino & Hornyred. x wink

oh well! there gose the neighborhood rolleyes
hi you to :wink:
Yup, prices`ll come crashin down now, maybe you can get an ASBO out on me lol
Only just got home, tired and a little grubby(nowt new there then eh )
Many many thanks and huge hugs n stuff to Staggy and Rose for having us at your wonderful home and making it one of the nicest, warm n friendliest get togethers we`ve been to, you two are fantastic hosts and once again, good luck and all the very best for the future biggrin
We aint even gonna try n do the "name thing" but to all the usual suspects and to all the people we met for the first time, thanks for makin it a belter of a gig :D
I shall now try n piece together my movements over the last 18 or so hours to see if i can work out how i got cut knees, hands and elbows confused
(did bluexxx attack me with her pipe and staff ?)
Any witnesses please get in touch, thankyou ? wink
Dino and Hornyred xxxxxxxxx
Happy Birthday Binxy matey,
many happy returns and hope you have a fantastic biggrin :D
Dingo. xxxxx
I have no idea who you are but hello bluexxx,
Tell us all a bit about yourself, your likes n dislikes etc wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ok,
how about,
Mermaid Dammy lol :lol: wink

Here you go. 1 mermaid coming up :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: fuggin brilliant :lol:
how about,
red indian Dammy :lol:
Heres my balls lol they double up as a set of knockers too biggrin
Quote by sheddy
Here is one of my favourite single male recepies biggrin
Take 1 tin of baked beans
Open it
put in saucepan
cook
put on toast and eat lol :lol:

Ah sheddy, i can tell your a bit of a culinary genius, Le wizzard de la cuisine"
with flair panache, style, and plenty of thought and care going into creating your dishes :D
May i be so bold as to suggest a tiny adaptation to the french classical dish you speak of?
Finish your dish off with a "suggestion" of grated chedder over the beans then "flash" the dish under the grill ( au gratain)for 1 minute, or until the melted chedder envelopes the beans creating two very different but wonderful flavours that complement one another perfectly.
This adaptation of your classic dish is called "the cheesy beano" or as those French master chefs call it, "Le harricot fromage" :lol: :lol: wink
A true culinary master who obviously is not a stickler to the recipe book and never shy to experiment with his creations worship :lol:
Can I also apologise (a stern word was had last night) that when I posted this recipe that I actually forgot I'm no longer a single male redface sorry hun kiss
I can feel a telly show coming on here :lol:
"Sheddy n Dino`s swingin kitchen"
Its a winner!! :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My bum

Your ass is better lol
Ang on a min ! thats not your bum, thats Meaty on his hols :lol: :lol: wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok while we're at it, I may as well show you my ass

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

This adaptation of your classic dish is called "the cheesy beano" or as those French master chefs call it, "Le harricot fromage" lol :lol: wink

Ah a classic dish Dino.
Have you tried "Le harricot fromage avec pomme de terre"?
otherwise know as "Cheesy beanos on a jacket spud"? :lol:
A gastronomic delight if ever ive heard one biggrin
I will don me pinny later this afternoon, give this one a go.
:lol: :lol: :wink:
Ive since been for corrective knob surgery, cost me a bob or two but im sure you can see what a difference its made, worth every penny imo biggrin
Quote by sheddy
Here is one of my favourite single male recepies biggrin
Take 1 tin of baked beans
Open it
put in saucepan
cook
put on toast and eat lol :lol:

Ah sheddy, i can tell your a bit of a culinary genius, Le wizzard de la cuisine"
with flair panache, style, and plenty of thought and care going into creating your dishes :D
May i be so bold as to suggest a tiny adaptation to the french classical dish you speak of?
Finish your dish off with a "suggestion" of grated chedder over the beans then "flash" the dish under the grill ( au gratain)for 1 minute, or until the melted chedder envelopes the beans creating two very different but wonderful flavours that complement one another perfectly.
This adaptation of your classic dish is called "the cheesy beano" or as those French master chefs call it, "Le harricot fromage" :lol: :lol: wink
Quote by Devon1

Burnt my Dads shed down confused
:? :? :? redface

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Yeh, sorry bout that sheddy. surprisedops: .
I was young n foolish n had no respect for wooden storage outhouses :? .
I have learnt the error of my ways now though.
Im often seen helping elderly sheds across roads, goin shoppin for them etc.
I feel i owe it to shedkind, its the least i can do wink
Don't you drive one as well :?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Erm yeh, :? same make n model of car as yours innt??? :wink:
believe it or not, ive still never shagged in a car ever confused
Quote by sheddy

Burnt my Dads shed down confused
:? :? :? redface

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Yeh, sorry bout that sheddy. surprisedops: .
I was young n foolish n had no respect for wooden storage outhouses :? .
I have learnt the error of my ways now though.
Im often seen helping elderly sheds across roads, goin shoppin for them etc.
I feel i owe it to shedkind, its the least i can do wink
Aged 8, made a bow n arrow, whipped a needle to the end of said arrow with cotton, sat in the house flexing the bow and it slipped, shot the insurance man in the leg, confused
Set fire to my bedroom :?
Climbed through the bathroom window once and pulled the toilet cistern down flooding the place :?
Pinched a trumpet from the music room at school and sold it to a second hand shop, the guy in the shop shopped me cos the trumpet case had the name of my school on it, i got expelled for that one :?
Burnt my Dads shed down :?
:? :? :? redface
A year on and it still makes me laugh lol , i must have a very odd sense of humour :lol: :lol:
Blimey, we only wanted to come for a beer, now youve got us doin dodgy doggin type shananagins in dimly lit car parks with boots on :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink
Hi Sarah, could you please put myself and hornred down biggrin
Manyt thanks,
Dino. xxx wink
where on your body is the most enjoyable and senisitive areas to be kissed and caressed? and give a brief description of how you like it to be done wink
(blatent attempt to get you to do another one of your erotic posts, and i make no appoligies for it)
What can i say, it was a brilliant night and we had a blast.
Great to see the munch bunch again, and was nice to meet newbie munchers. lol
Big thanks especially you Vicky uk, everyone involved with making the munch badges.
The munch was packed with funny and crazy moments, we had our own dangerous fire starter, dancing queen with missing knicks and we had kit demonstrating to all munchers her unique squirting, gushing and water sports abilities. WTF :shock:
Good to see so many munchers doing the dambuster wobble walk :P
And to all the people i entertained don,t thank me, its no problem. wink
Can,t wait till next one :P :P
Quote by HornyRed
Im feeling very horny & naughty :twisted:
So me & dicko have decided to go cupids on tues night, i was just wandering if anyone is going.
If so, hope to see some of you there :P :P
Hornyred & Dicko wink

Dicko cant make it hun so if its ok with you i`ll take you out hornyred,
Id consider it an honour and a privalige biggrin :D :D :D :wink:
Ay up Vicky, could have sworn i`d confirmed with ya but cant see my post anywhere dunno , so best do another biggrin
Me n Hornyred will deffo be going. :D
Cheers hun,
Dino. xx