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Dino

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17 Oct 2010

Quote by Sarah
No such elaborate scarlet pimperneling here im afraid, i got sent here to do 200 hours community service ! :neutral:

200 hours, lol

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Well,the mods office needs sweeping out you can start there, then 3 hours of photo perving, 3 hours of forum reading, re stock the bar and fridge...................:lol:
I wont have the time Sarah, im on a tag aswell see and have to be home for :sad:
So let my fall from grace be a lesson to you all, from international playboy with the world at me feet to common criminal, community service n tagged.....where did it all go wrong? :doh:

17 Oct 2010

No such elaborate scarlet pimperneling here im afraid, i got sent here to do 200 hours community service ! :neutral:

16 Oct 2010

Quote by MikeNorth
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.

But weren't iced gems in various colours? dunno

dunno

Good to see you back, davej. wave

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Not originally mike, no they werent, not until bassetts got the copyright and used some leftover allsorts colouring in em and re launched em as "Care Bear poo`s",in the 80s, a novelty candy aimed at breaking the American mid west market....i thought youd have known that, you bein an allsots kinda guy?
Erm..anyhow it didnt work out in the states, bassetts dropped the "Care Bear poo" idea and that was the end of that.....or was it ?? My friend davej... seated to my left, will take over the storey now in his next post at the top of page three, summat about Stoke on trent and hand painted gems...anyway.... over to you dave wink

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16 Oct 2010

Quote by davej
Ah Dino remember Im not useing hot coals to preserve the carpet and now you suggest I throw my cornflakes down for a week as a starter instead. Clearly you've never spilt milk in the boot of your car and suffered the resultant odour else you wouldn't suggest I chuck my morning cornflakes onto the Axminster. At around 300ml per serving thats a lot of milk soaking in through the week.

ok, fair point, forget cornflakes, go straight into the monster munches, quavers and then.. my friend....the ace up your sleeve, your secret weapon...them iced gems wont even make a mark, not once youve practiced with pork scratchins :thumbup:.
And to save the axminster shove a bit of newspaper down first, and after, a good goin over with the Dyson should finish the job nicely :thumbup:

16 Oct 2010

Quote by browning
Prefer the old system, you could see how far away they were before clicking on the photo.

Agreed, and when i used the distance filter thingy only one advert appeared blink

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16 Oct 2010

The Arcade Fire ..Funeral wink

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16 Oct 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Thanks for that. Was also thinking about any cheap hotels or a club or something.
D.

Google it. Or look in the clubs section.
Or cupids Swinton.
Hi blue wink

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16 Oct 2010

Quote by davej
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.

I think id have a re think about using iced jems straight off dave, them buggers are lethal under foot.
Start off with crisps or maybe monster munches, remember to avoid salt n vinager flavours though cos if you sustain a snack based foot injury it`ll sting like a bastard.
For the next level i suggest a full week of training with that good ole family favourite, the cornflake.
Then and only then should you take on the iced gem, but remember FOCUS!! FOCUS""
I wish you good luck and look forward to hearing how you did wink

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29 Aug 2010

Well im off to Manchester pride in half n hour with a few people from here. :-D

28 Aug 2010

Quote by markz
A big thank you to Dino.
Last week I noted Dino's forum signature so I got in touch.
Today minx and I have had a wee tootle on the bike to Lanndinollen.
Wow, three beautiful old yews between 1000 and 1500 yrs old, which we duly hugged and best of all not another soul in sight. Fabulous little place if you are ever up this way. Pics posted to profile soon.
I thoroughly recommend finding out where your nearest ancient yew is it was a lovely way to spend an afternoon.

So pleased you got to spent some time with your local Yews, beautiful arnt they biggrin

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If you get the chance to get to St Digain church in Llangernyw near Betws-y-coed you`ll get to meet Wales oldest resident, 4,500 years old and still going strong :thumbup:
somebody shoot me.........................:laughabove:
Give me a gun lol

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27 Aug 2010

Quote by Ben_welshminx
A big thank you to Dino.
Last week I noted Dino's forum signature so I got in touch.
Today minx and I have had a wee tootle on the bike to Lanndinollen.
Wow, three beautiful old yews between 1000 and 1500 yrs old, which we duly hugged and best of all not another soul in sight. Fabulous little place if you are ever up this way. Pics posted to profile soon.
I thoroughly recommend finding out where your nearest ancient yew is it was a lovely way to spend an afternoon.

So pleased you got to spent some time with your local Yews, beautiful arnt they biggrin

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If you get the chance to get to St Digain church in Llangernyw near Betws-y-coed you`ll get to meet Wales oldest resident, 4,500 years old and still going strong :thumbup:

20 Aug 2010

Quote by vampanya
:jagsatwork: Sorry to be pedantic, but not both women, not unless he went back to shag the first one again afterwards.....

Ooops

redface

thats what i meant to say :-|

20 Aug 2010

Quote by meat2pleaseu
while looking for something totally unrelated (unless you wish to count software geekery as 'related') i found this game

its strangely addictive for some reason, and i'm not sure why, but i instantly thought of you lot of kinky perverts :twisted: i think you might enjoy it (or at least find it amusing for a few minutes )
(p.s.- version 2 just below is much better)

Its the nearest your gonna get to the real thing :lol:

20 Aug 2010

Weve never come across condoms/barriers being insisted upon for oral sex.
What we have seen in a group sex scenario was a guy having penetrative sex with a partner whilst wearing a condom. He then moved on to another partner and had penetrative sex with her... wearing the same condom.
Both women were potentially at risk from this but didnt seem to bat an eyelid.
Lost in the heat of the moment? overcome buy the huge waves of pleasure? or lulled into a false sense of security because they knew a condom was being used???? dunno

dunno

19 Aug 2010

Quote by risky-n-frisky
Where’s the steer well clear option? what happened in the past should be kept in the past, stick with meeting likeminded people rather than someone you cheated on your partner with a while back, could all turn very sour indeed.

Have to say i agree totally with frisky, and i would recommend giving this one a wide berth.
He doesnt know your swingers i take it, so he may well misinterpret whats going on and may think your trying to rekindle the past.
Get things back on track and only have meets with other swingers.
As for coming clean about the past i cant say, i would definately avoid any meets with this guy from the pub and i`d probably come clean about the past.
Only you can know how this confession will go down with your hubby, so only you can decide what to do
Good luck and hope this helps in some way.

18 Jul 2010

Quote by Colts23
Hola
Well I spent the day with the roof down driving through the vineyards and rivers of Germany night

Wow, you have an amphibian vehicle then colts :-D how cool wink

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Coincidentally I did something quite similar, i drove past booze buster with me window down, and it was the one next to the Bridgewater canal :thumbup:
We live a parallel life :lol:

17 Jul 2010

Quote by bluexxx
I agree with Dino. I can't believe I would ever need to put those words together in the same sentence :-).

Well you should more often cos im always right ! wink

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20 Jun 2010

Quote by BIoke
Yes to all the above here :-D hi bloke by the way, long time no speak matey

Wow - another blast from the past... hope you're well you filthy bi man x
Im dangerously well Bloke thanks for asking, how the hell are you me ole tart? well and good i trust wink

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Quote by Sarah
:wave: Dino....

Ey up Sarah, how are you me lovely ?? :wink:

19 Jun 2010

Quote by Funlovers2009
- Will meet another bloke 1:1
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- Will suck cock with female help
- Will suck cock alone like a greedy whore
- Will wank a bloke off
- Will eat cum and like it
- Will rim another bloke
- Will kiss another bloke, big, blokey, tonguey, man kisses!
- Will fuck another bloke like he paid for it
- Will get fucked until their teeth chatter (or fall out!)
- Will massage another bloke
- Will cuddle another bloke
Yes to all the above here :-D hi bloke by the way, long time no speak matey
Im bi, nothing much is off limits sex wise but one thing i cant do is fancy men, i just dont
Dont get me wrong i know the difference between a good looking fella and a minger but i dont fancy men.
So in conclusion,for me its all about the cock, the ass, the sex, the spunk the rimming the fucking.....etc etc....i think you get my point ;)

Any you can do all that if you dont fancy someone? :dunno:
Yep, swinging for me is about enjoying sex,not fancying people.
A great attitude and honesty rather than good looks, tall dark toned, bla bla is far more important imho.... mind you, im a bit of a sucker for a nice nice cock though wink

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sucker.....cock...hehe...did you see what i did..... i made a knob joke lol

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I`ll get me coat confused

confused

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19 Jun 2010

- Will meet another bloke 1:1
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- Will suck cock with female help
- Will suck cock alone like a greedy whore
- Will wank a bloke off
- Will eat cum and like it
- Will rim another bloke
- Will kiss another bloke, big, blokey, tonguey, man kisses!
- Will fuck another bloke like he paid for it
- Will get fucked until their teeth chatter (or fall out!)
- Will massage another bloke
- Will cuddle another bloke
Yes to all the above here :-D hi bloke by the way, long time no speak matey wave

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Im bi, nothing much is off limits sex wise but one thing i cant do is fancy men, i just dont dunno

dunno

Dont get me wrong i know the difference between a good looking fella and a minger but i dont fancy men.
So in conclusion,for me its all about the cock, the ass, the sex, the spunk the rimming the fucking.....etc etc....i think you get my point ;)

10 Apr 2010

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Swingcamp was my idea you know, i was just too lazy to organise it .....just as well other were more motivated as its top fun :mrgreen:

Although this may seem hard to believe (meaty having a good idea) this is quite true lol

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the git conned me into organising it :sad:

1 Jan 2010

Read this over the road and we are both shocked and saddened to hear this news.
Our sincerest condolences to you, and Bart's family and our thoughts are with you.
Dino and Hornyred xxxx

21 Oct 2009

John Everett Millais
Ophelia

Seen here close up the detail painted in her face says everything about her tragic story.

27 Nov 2007

Confirming me and Hornyred are going biggrin

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and confirming on behalf of Dundeecpl aswell :D :D
Thanks wink

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11 Nov 2007

Quote by AngelnBudsy
As usual for us won't name names but enjoyed speaking, shouting, saying "what?" to all the people we knew and making some new friends as well.
John & Shel

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One day, I need to have a conversation with you somewhere quiet so that I can see whether it's the music stopping me from knowing what you say, or your accent rotflmao

rotflmao

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And One day Angel, I need to have a conversation with you somewhere quiet so that I can here whether it really is bollox you talk :lol: :lol:
Thanks easy n sassy for a great night.
Great to see old friends and lovely to meet some new ones too.
I wont do the "names" thing as its far to long, with one exception.
Finally got to meet one of me old sparing buddies from way back, i used to kick his arse all over these forums back in the day :lol: :lol: :lol:
was great to see ya at last Pete s w, and the lovely varca.
Still pole dancing on your avatar i see pete, you sexy swinger you wink

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thanks,
Dino biggrin

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10 Nov 2007

Just gettin ready biggrin

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will be there in an hour woooooooohoooooo :cheers: drinkies

drinkies

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9 Aug 2007

the fleet is re armed and ready to set sail lol

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18 Apr 2007

Just like to say, sorry it all had to end up as it has.
We agreed to a joint social and maybe naively didnt think about what might happen and the problems that could arise, we both recieved pm`s and concerns were voiced and me and Dean did our best to sort these things out, but it became icreasingly obvious that things were going wrong.
The S/S S/F site admin had nothing to do with the problem, it was individuals concerns, some justifiable imho.
The size of the social on a non group campsite was one issue,
The worry from certain members, in particular single fems,camping with people they dont know or interact with on a forum was another.
Closing the list when the numbers reach a certain figure is not an option, i cant ask Dean to close his list because its getting to big and v/verca.
Its a shame its come to this and for that im truely sorry,but whats done is done, lets not turn Deans thread into an ugly slanging match.
I wish you all the best with your social Dean and hope you all have a fantastic camp.
Dino wink

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13 Mar 2007

Hi Sassy n Easy, any chance of putting me n hornyred down for a place please biggrin

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Thanks

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15 Nov 2006

Quote by mistress_sassy
Dino, your a strange man! :shock:

thats very true sass, but the medication and supervised days out help a little lol

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