What exactly do you mean when you say "you think she is genuine" ??
Genuinely interested in swinging with you ? or just genuinely a nice honest girl ??
cos im unsure as to what you mean. :neutral: Sorry.
I wish i had a cure for insomnia :neutral:
Tried of the missus moanin :fuckinghell: about hittin the toilet seat when takin a piss?
Take both ends of the pringle can off, insert your knob, aim and go! :grin:
No more having to wipe the toilet seat or moppin the floor.... ever again! :thumbup:
Or.....
A portable mini golf hole :grin:
Or even robot bongo`s :thumbup:
Pringle Penguin
Materials needed :
an empty (pringles) tube
black, white and orange paper
glue
scissors
Let's get to work:
Cover the whole tube with black paper.
Then, cut a small piece of white paper to create the belly.
Cut long black pieces of paper to make wings.
Finish the project by making a beak and eyes.
If i could do sign language, and if i could understand it, we could get one o them people in the bottom corner of the screen to wave there arms n fingers about and we wouldnt even have to whisper :gagged:
Pssssst, i did put a little notey thing at the bottom of the post
footnote;i know flower411 is a chap but "maiden" sounds so much better in a magical tale
And Pssst why are we all whispering ???
Dave... noooooo, its a trick and they are tryin to stitch you up.
Theres dirty work afoot here, them Clearasil people have a plan ! :eeek:
Theyve been having problems with there products you see, its been causing a severe skin condition when applied to the face, doctors are calling this condition "Bread face syndrome"
Let me explain....
They are worried about being sued by unhappy customers so theyve come up with a cunning plan which im afraid is where you come in.
They employ you with your "before and after toast demonstration", they will say they are so impressed with your work they`d like to offer you the job of Chief tester and research manager.
When it all goes tits up they simply point the finger at you and showing the authorities your bread test results and claiming that those pieces of bread and toast diplayed under glass used to be laboratory mice !! you`ll carry the can for the whole sorry affair and they walk away scott free :shock:...bastards :twisted:
And d`ya want to know how i came by this information??
You know I said i was going to look for neilinleeds, well theres a good reason why hes not been around of late, but against all odds i found him,,,its not a pretty sight i can tell ya :upset:.
Sadly Neil has been a clearasil user for some time now... theres no easy way to say this but....hes got "Bread Face Syndrome" !!!!!:eeek:
here he is down Leeds market
So get out Dave, before its to late !!! :crazy:
Bloody hell...ive just helped myself to a banana from the fruit bowl and bugger me if it isnt .....
Mungo Jerry`s drummer :shock: as clear as owt !
Well Dave. this could be your lucky day, and mine for that matter :thumbup: i have another cutting edge business venture, a venture that needs the vision and enthusiasm you possess to make it succeed.
Get a load of this un then.....
Ok... Follow me here -
I want to purchase a Petrol Station and Give away Free Petrol
The catch is this, the petrol would come out really slowly so the customer will be filling for ages.
Theres a reason i want them to be at the petrol pump for a while, that reason will become clear when you read Step two of my plan
Also we would limit how much petrol they could get free per week. (Like max 10 gallons a week or summat).
How do we make money i hear you ask ? ...EASY –
Step two;...we would setup paintball guns around the petrol station with webcams that would let people from the internet via a website called petrol station massacre or summat similar, take shots at the people slowly filling up there cars with petrol. You could charge per shot or a like 10 shots for the price of 8, and if you use 100 shots per month you can have 10 shots for free, and they wont run away n hide when the shooting begins cos theres petrol going free.
And people who dont want to shoot at our customers can pay to watch the fun online, place bets n stuff.
Also...we put in a car wash machine charging Premium rates because them paint balls make a right mess, but they wont mind paying as they are getting free petrol :bounce:
Sooo... wadaya say Dave..you in or what ?? :thumbup:
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grand to see ya 
how the hell are ya matey?
