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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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This s an appeal on behalf of Blonde. (in a bob geldoff voice)
We need your pictures, we need them now before its to late.
Dig deep and donate a pic now, Blonde needs them more than you,
so give us your bloody pics ! ! !
Quote by blonde
i know i aint the sharpest knife in the box, but how is a space man "the" confused :?
im gonna regret askin this rolleyes

Dont really know ............. but it seemed a good idea at the time bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i should have known better than to ask :? :? :? :? :?
Quote by Darkfire
patchouli biggrin , never seen patchouli soap tho confused

are you shittin me???? :shock:
honey let me introduce you to the joys of Lush :D
I am their Patchouli soap - in fact, their whole hand-made, organic, suitable for vegetarians, takes-bathing-to-a-whole-new-dimension range better known as 'Karma', which is the most gorgeous pachouli & orange scented thing you're ever likely to smell!
From the website: People wear perfume because they like the scent. There used to be a myth that women wore perfume to please men. Honestly! What nutter would wear a scent she didn't like just to keep someone else happy? ('Dearest, I love the smell of fresh engine oil. Would you put it on your pulse points?' We think not!) Ideally we'd wear a perfume that we love which makes everyone who smells it make an appreciative 'Mmmm' sound. That's the plan; here's the perfume!
wanna come shopping????? :D :D :D
So anyway.....got a little distracted there redface , I'm Karma. I'm also Milky Bar, Ginger, Snowcake and Ooh La La - depending on my mood! (Equi & Shireen, come back me up on this!!)
Thankyou Darkfire, i now know what Hornyred can get me for Yule :D
i know i aint the sharpest knife in the box, but how is a space man "the" confused :?
im gonna regret askin this rolleyes
Quote by blonde
Dino and HornyRed ............. is it your Office Kitchen ??
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

we dont have an office to put a kitchen in confused
Quote by blonde
The Genius walks in the room and says ...........

HornyLittleBlonde ?
kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

good guess but nope !
Quote by blonde
Is it time for a clue yet ??
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

im tryin to think of one , but srugglin confused
im avin a bit of a blondemoment wink
Quote by blonde
Is it Dambuster ??? coz the teatowels look like they are part of a rota ?? :crazy:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

confused erm, no
xx
Quote by blonde
Little gem ???
Do I need to change my signature again ???? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yes ! nice one blonde, biggrin best go get your sig sorted out wink
Quote by blonde
tiny clue,
ruby wink

Do we have a member called CURRY ???
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: , nope !
Quote by naughtynymphos1
tiny clue,
ruby wink

Horny Red?
nope
Quote by PoloLady
best (only) thigh pic i can find redface surprisedops: :oops:

Oi!
inspired by Polo Lady wink
MrFC, your a lowdown dirty rotten cheat, rolleyes
I knew there was scullduggery and dirty work a foot by the speed in which you got it right.
your eliminated for the rest of the night evil
Quote by northwest-cpl
Im thinking :shock: :shock:

First time for everything then... lol :lol: :lol:
yeh, you should see the smoke coming out of her ears :lol: :lol:
Very cryptic clue,(cos im strugglin to think of one confused )
PA tool with vision.
Jees Kaz, knew nowt about it, what a tosser.
Glad your ok and it was swiftly dealt with
Dino. x
Quote by Happy Cats
Despite what has been posted elsewhere in this thread, we were unable to attend. Without going into details we had major teenage daughter issues.
We were gutted at not being at what sounded a cracking night.
Well done NWC et all for all your efforts.

Oh, but you WERE there..... rotflmao
i distinctly remember "someone" going around with your badge on explaining to people why you had decided to finally decide to "come out of the closet" .... biggrin
( and it wasn't me!!! )
Who was this imposter?
As if I didnt know err........ Dildo, Dicko, Dimo..
Sorry i never got chance to say hi Mr Crappy Twats but you seemed very busy rushing around telling everyone somthing that seemed very important ! wink
You can buy me that drink you owe me at the next munch ! :D
Well what can i say that hasn`t already been said,
Thanks to NWC and everyone involved for making it another fantastic night.
Great to meet up with friends old and new, just sorry i didnt get to meet everyone i wanted to sad
Looking forward to the next munch bunch meet. biggrin :D
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Discretion

and respect !
thanks for last nights shag btw Shireen lol :lol: wink
Quote by northwest-cpl
from darn sarth wink

Well that's not much good. If you live in the north of Scotland that could be anywhere in the country, if you live in Hampshire it's someone living on a lightship. rolleyes
Is there anyone here living on a lightship?
FFS, , just shut up and stop being so bloody awkward, you know what i mean.
South of bleedin Watford but not as south as the south coast ya muppet,
Happy now ?? confused
Jees, you lot from over the mersey aint half a whingin lot :roll: :roll:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I was just asking, jeez!!
Is it the lighthouse keeper from Fraggle Rock?
NO ! and anyway, you bein a muppet, would know what your cousins lighthouse would look like, surely lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by northwest-cpl
from darn sarth wink

Well that's not much good. If you live in the north of Scotland that could be anywhere in the country, if you live in Hampshire it's someone living on a lightship. rolleyes
Is there anyone here living on a lightship?
FFS, , just shut up and stop being so bloody awkward, you know what i mean.
South of bleedin Watford but not as south as the south coast ya muppet,
Happy now ?? confused
Jees, you lot from over the mersey aint half a whingin lot :roll: :roll:
Quote by northwest-cpl
Anything by David Attenborough. lol

Theres a fair chance youve appeared in at least one of em too ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MikeC
dino can we have some clues please mate....i am strugerling to guess
MikeC

ok
from darn sarth wink