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Oi Dino .... what about my guess about Mr FC's?
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Yours
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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Excellent news
Jas
XXX
Ha ! evidence, now wheres that ditherin old bugger with the tea tray?
Kit ! come here and look at this, i told you it wasnt me
:lol:What are you waffling about moron, you've gone mad you have :silly:
Jas
XXX
The evidence is here for all to see, hoist by your own patard me thinks :lol:
the other part of the evidence is, The tea woman knows i wouldnever send a nice pm ! !
Confess now Jas and your punishment wont be so severe
deny, and Dino`s special gifts will be stopped !
Well if the truckers can have one, so can we.
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted.
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it
A place where all the S/H ice cream men can chat, swop stories n stuff and chat about any gossip from the world of ice cream van driving,
So here goes,,
Ive broke 4 cones this morning already
My freezer cabinet went down last night and all me Fab lollies melted.
and me wafers have gone soggy due to the sudden cold snap
On the brighter side guys, have you seen the latest ice cream van ring tones you can download from the net?
My van is playing " sponge bob square pants", the punters love it
The management and prodution team appologise for any inconveniance caused to your viewing.
We`ve had one or two technical hitches back here behind the scenes , but we hope to be going "through the keyhole" again very soon
In the meantime, Trixy the treat lady and Kit the tea lady will be coming amongst you, offering treats and hot beverages untill normal service is resumed.
Dino.
INTERLUDE
We`ve had one or two technical hitches back here behind the scenes , but we hope to be going "through the keyhole" again very soon
In the meantime, Trixy the treat lady and Kit the tea lady will be coming amongst you, offering treats and hot beverages untill normal service is resumed.
Dino.
INTERLUDE
Postie mate, ive been grubbing around in the S/H vaults and i stumbled upon some old documents dating back from when S/H towers was first built (1634 ) relating to challenges, duels, competitions and the like, look,,,
In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.
) relating to challenges, duels, competitions and the like, look,,,In paragraph 3 subsection 7 i found somthing that may be of interest
It states quite clearly that, and i quote.,,,
Should any courtier/ member or official of S/H, who has taken up, or been set a challenge/ task/duel or copetition, may nominate a "champion" to represent them should the challenge/task/ duel or competition result in a forfeit. :D :D
And as far as our S/H legal team are concerned, these laws are still legally binding/valid today :D
All you have to do now is nominate your "champion"
Dino.
Quote by PoloLady
Mini - Hikack......................
Did I mention I was a Man City fan?
Did i ?,
Well if i didnt,
IM A CITY FAN ! ! :thumbup:
Don't do the thumbs up thing Dino - It makes it look like you have large hands
:shock: :shock: does it?that`ll never do.
Dino. (small hands, and proud !) :wink:
Quote by HornyRed
Oi, stop showing off cos you've seen them! No fair!
I was one of the first to see the great pics of bluexx
Maybe you lot dont have the right approach
No special approach,
Hornyred has only four ways of getting what she wants, she uses them on me all the time.
1, Bribes using sexual favours. :P
2, Blackmail. :?
3, Threats of extreme violence. :scared:
4, Nagging.
It would have been any or all of the above :roll:
Quote by davej
Thats cos there in your bath in your hotel in Dover with your Goldfish arent they
Ah I did tell Dino and Red that they still had the pictures of my other residence to come yet, strangely after they have spent a fortnight sorting out a shite load of pictures and clues I was P.M'd back a few obscenities.
......now where did I put them pictures of the dining room, the garage, the front garden, the other bedrooms, the laundry room, the study, the........
FFS Davej
Stop sendin pics of your house,weve got that much of it now we could re-mortgage the fucker
:lol: Just sortin the pics out,
then you can join me,,,,,,
through the keyhole ! !
:? Just had to post this thread, (sorry mods 
)
As some of you may or may not know, my wonderful partner :inlove: , best friend
and inspiration, 
Hornyred has been ill for some time
Well not any more she aint ! :bounce: :bounce:
She was given the all clear from the hospital yesterday and she`s all good and well
dangerously well in fact :twisted: :twisted:
So with that weight off our shoulders,(and a tear in my eye
)
its full steam ahead, the party is back on track :D
You have been warned :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To all of you that knew, thanks for your help n best wishes and support, it meant alot to us :D :D
Be afraid, :rascal: be very afraid :rascal: :rascal:
Hornyred is back upto full strenght :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dino.
)As some of you may or may not know, my wonderful partner :inlove: , best friend
and inspiration, Hornyred has been ill for some time Well not any more she aint ! :bounce: :bounce:
She was given the all clear from the hospital yesterday and she`s all good and well
dangerously well in fact :twisted: :twisted:
So with that weight off our shoulders,(and a tear in my eye
)its full steam ahead, the party is back on track :D
You have been warned :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To all of you that knew, thanks for your help n best wishes and support, it meant alot to us :D :D
Be afraid, :rascal: be very afraid :rascal: :rascal:
Hornyred is back upto full strenght :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dino.
Quote by Calista
LOL Postie was wearing my cherry* at one point at Marcuso's partyops: :oops: :oops:
Hang about a minute,
lipstick ? door to door ?Your not a postie at all are you erm, postie.
Your a bloody Avon rep arnt you.
Can you pop a catalogue round to our house for h`red please avonie !
Quote by Alex_Female
I don't feel guilty about spending money on myself, its MY money and I will do with it what I wish to.
If I don't put myself first and foremost, then no-one else will
Me and you, need to have a MASSIVE shopping spree :twisted:
Lets see who`s credit card gives way first, Dino`s or Dave`s
:lol: :lol: :lol: Great fun :twisted: :twisted:
JANUARY SALES :bounce: :bounce:
Sounds good to me!!!
Although I think Dave would need to up his peacemaker before we go!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
FFS Dave mate, you seen this.! Dont leave your wallet lyin around the house
Hornyred really means it aswell, she can spend money for fun. Shit :shock:
Quote by plc
Ok - heres a challenge for you all - post ur all time northern top five.
This should be interesting.
A bit pradictable but here goes:
Time will pass you by.
I get my kicks out on the floor.
SOS.
Your love keeps me dancing.
Breaking down the walls of heart ache ( fading memory).
I do have a soft spot for " Ghost in my house" ( for sentimental reasons)
Dino
