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Dirtygirly

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25 Oct 2010

I wish I understood this thread. I have no idea about techie stuff. My DNS server isn't working properly and I get disconnected every half hour or so which involves me getting off my arse and switching the thing of at the plug and back on again and it works. It's a right pain in the ass.
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mad

24 Oct 2010

Quote by bluexxx
Blow job game, anyone? :-)

I'm almost scared to ask... blow job game? dunno

dunno

:scared:

24 Oct 2010

Quote by willxx69
Home alone with the children today - so definitely in need of a cheeky (if only virtual)drink.
Anyone care to join me?
Will

wave

I was in the gym at half eight, done the shopping, been to visit my folks and now I'm about to have a naughty lunch and settle down in front of a movie. I'll have a glass of wine with you Will.
kiss

kiss

23 Oct 2010

Quote by couplefunuk
We got IVF funding. Our first appointment is in 2 weeks. We're so excited and haven't stopped grinning all day :-D
*Her*

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Am really chuffed for you both! You're gonna make great parents! I'm looking forward to buying a baby geek t-shirt!! lol

lol

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23 Oct 2010

Quote by misslovejoy
waste ................. cant get in main two chat rooms........... its like waiting for a bus .......... iv'e got more chance of catching a bus out side my home than getting in chat rooms ..............HERE !! pmsl think its a early nite again.................lol

I have a cunning plan for this... I'm just not sure how far down the list it is... but it's there! :thumbup:

23 Oct 2010

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Oh I never said I was putting them on... just that I have them! lol

lol

bolt

23 Oct 2010

Quote by essex34m

Of course, you have to consider the addition of a nice, stiff riding crop, shapely jodphurs and a very well fitted riding jacket. Ot just the crop and a black satin thong/bra set.

Cruel, so cruel......
See... I never said any of that but I do have shapely jodhpurs and a crop! :rascal:

23 Oct 2010

Quote by flower411
Bloody hell !! FB pushing in and DG nicking my lines !!!!

Oh do be quiet... and get your kit off and fire up the jacuzzi! :rascal:

23 Oct 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Bloody hell, am I first to the bar?
I'll have a large glass of White Grenache please, Will

Oi stop pushing in !!! I`m sure I got here first !!
Tut - have you no manners? Ladies first!
Ladies? Where? dunno

dunno

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23 Oct 2010

Quote by essex34m
Shopping! I bought some loverly boots today...

*cough*
<--- Inbox
:giggle:
I'm happy to show em off... not sure they're your kinda boots though...
:inlove:

23 Oct 2010

Shopping! I bought some loverly boots today... and a couple of dresses, a top, two bras, some new knickers for me and a friend and three books!
:bounce:
And I lost 3lbs at the gym this morning! :bounce:

23 Oct 2010

Blimey I thought you'd never ask! :bounce:
Given that I can't seem to give it away and am in my PJs already... I'll have a rather large glass of white if there's one going Will! kiss

kiss

20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover
(you dont expect me to read that small writing u did at the bottom?)

Not without your bifocals on! :giggle:
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20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover

NO!!!!!!!!
My cam just aint working in chat...gonna stamp my feet in a mo!!!
OAP - Over Active Penis - now i see why you have that job!!
:2fingers:

Isn't that also known as cumming too quick?! lol

lol

Well if nothing else, we'll have entertained the grumpy pants who've come in here to moan! :mrgreen:
Yes talking with you has been like a trip to see the bank manager...lots of hot air and nothing achieved !! lol
banghead

banghead

Oooooooooh there was a piece on the local radio this morning saying that when you hit 52 you turn grumpy. Maybe it's catching up with you? :lol:
*blows some more hot air* :twisted:
i heard that too.. and the bit that grumpiness starts earlier with the female species.....u always been ahead of your time?
:happy:
not only does my cam not work STILL, but you have now bust the chatroom whilst u were in charge!!!!
:giggle:
You really are sore today huh?!
Pssssst... old chat is still working!! :lol:

20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover

NO!!!!!!!!
My cam just aint working in chat...gonna stamp my feet in a mo!!!
OAP - Over Active Penis - now i see why you have that job!!
:2fingers:

Isn't that also known as cumming too quick?! lol

lol

Well if nothing else, we'll have entertained the grumpy pants who've come in here to moan! :mrgreen:
Yes talking with you has been like a trip to see the bank manager...lots of hot air and nothing achieved !! lol
banghead

banghead

Oooooooooh there was a piece on the local radio this morning saying that when you hit 52 you turn grumpy. Maybe it's catching up with you? :lol:
*blows some more hot air* :twisted:

20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover
NO!!!!!!!!
My cam just aint working in chat...gonna stamp my feet in a mo!!!
OAP - Over Active Penis - now i see why you have that job!!
:2fingers:

Isn't that also known as cumming too quick?! lol

lol

Well if nothing else, we'll have entertained the grumpy pants who've come in here to moan! :mrgreen:

20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover

Well I will let you rummage through my drawers...when you HAVE sorted this cam thingy ... hehe assume some responsibility!! hehehe

Don't be ridiculous... I don't understand the question. Techie stuff is not my responsibility. It's Dawnies!
:giggle:
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bolt

So whats yr role then? merely decorative fluff????
flipa

flipa

Nah... I'm in charge of keeping the OAPs amused! lol

lol

Is it working?

20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover
Well I will let you rummage through my drawers...when you HAVE sorted this cam thingy ... hehe assume some responsibility!! hehehe

Don't be ridiculous... I don't understand the question. Techie stuff is not my responsibility. It's Dawnies!
:giggle:
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20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover
Cant auth the flash request for cam in Opera. Wont allow clicking of the Adobe auth popup.

i cant be bothered reading 19 pages...was this question ever answered as i have the same problem?
RWL
xx
Haven't you retired yet? I'd have thought as a pensioner you'd have lots of time on your hands for reading 19 pages!!
:giggle:
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am only doing this for you... quote DirtyGirly...."RWL get on cam, i cant live without seeing you!!"..ffs get it sorted pdq!!!
Actually I have a secret fetish for filing cabinets in cellars! wink

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20 Oct 2010

Quote by redwine_lover
Cant auth the flash request for cam in Opera. Wont allow clicking of the Adobe auth popup.

i cant be bothered reading 19 pages...was this question ever answered as i have the same problem?
RWL
xx
Haven't you retired yet? I'd have thought as a pensioner you'd have lots of time on your hands for reading 19 pages!!
:giggle:
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20 Oct 2010

Rob Lowe! :inlove:
And obviously the hamster! :rascal:
None of the women and the rest of the blokes are seriously questionable! loon

loon

19 Oct 2010

Vampy... I suspect you're right, practise makes perfect though right?! lol

lol

Maybe I'll get better the more I go. It's certainly made me feel a little more free in my head having had time to reflect since I went.
Sinsi... you're absolutely right too, I only ever watch porn alone. I have just suggested to my swinging buddy that we watch some together, although how long we'll actually watch is a different story! :rascal:
Duncan... I didn't mean any offence by my title and I wouldn't suggest that people were there for my entertainment. I just thought it would be a bigger turn on for me than it was and I wanted to get a view from others about it. I certainly didn't feel like I was there for other people's entertainment when they watched me later on.
Meaty... that so made me laugh! *him* in a dress... I shall investigate that further!! And I'm also very glad that my mojo has made a reappearance, however, I'll be equally happy when it calms down! :twisted:
Alan... you've just made the penny drop that the window that my swinging buddy kept looking through was into that particular room!! :shock: Can't believe I didn't twig before, I didn't think twice about the mirrors in there. :doh: I did get round to playing and I didn't feel nearly as weird about doing that in front of other people that as I thought I would. It just shows that my thoughts/views/insights have changed quite a lot since I started out. wink

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MrEcstatic... I think you're also right - it all seems a little false sometimes. I find eye contact quite difficult because its not really me not to make eye contact or smile at people but I don't want to give out signs that aren't there. I think that will improve with some practise. Maybe going more often will make me feel a little more relaxed each time. I think meeting people and having a chat in the bar or the jacuzzi would have been a whole lot easier for me. I find that chattering to people out on the smoking terrace is great and I have no issues out there. I think too much (surprise surprise) and I found that when I stopped thinking about it and just went with the flow I had a great time. :lol:
Rob... I totally agree on the laughter thing and the girl's partner said that he couldn't take her anywhere. I laughed back and said that it was absolutely fine to laugh... it's meant to be fun right? That sort of lightened the mood a bit for me and as I said, I probably would have played with them, partly because I was way more relaxed with some normality going on.
Thanks for all your replies... I like that my mojo is back... now I need to alter my comfort zone! :rascal:

18 Oct 2010

I've been thinking again... and I decided that I'd not done an essay thinking out loud for a while. So here you go! :O)
I watch porn from time to time... it varies in content, usually from fetish to gay stuff... I rarely watch lesbian porn... sometimes threesomes, sometimes anal, sometimes just straight couples. Anyway... that's mainly to establish that I do actually watch porn on screen and get off on it every time. :rascal:
However, it would appear that I'm a bit particular about real live porn... which surprised me a little cause I thought I was more of a watcher than a be watched sort. I went to a club last week with a swinging buddy. I'm a bit of a novice to the club scene so I'm still a little out of my comfort zone there and that might actually be part of it.
We went into the couples room and just stood at the side to watch. The first time we went in there were two couples there, one man was going down on his partner and the other couple were having sex. There was another couple on the little bench at the side just watching. Watching was clearly doing something for my friend yet I couldn't actually decide whether to look at the floor or fidget (I'm good at that!) or actually what to do with myself so when he asked if I would like to keep wandering I nearly jumped out the room head first! rolleyes

rolleyes

redface

We went back a little later on and there were three couples... one of the women was giggling a lot and it kinda made me feel a little less awkward. To me its meant to be fun and when it's all serious like it was the first time we went in, I was no more horny than I would be if I was watching paint dry. So then I started to think about my taste in porn. It was all there, a cd giving a bloke a blow job, a couple (same one as before) and he was still going down there... man that's staying power... and the giggling couple. I might have been tempted by them in another situation right enough but I still wasn't getting off on watching any of them. Now given that I quite like to watch porn on screen, I couldn't really understand why I wasn't finding it a turn on in a real live situation. I still can't. The idea flicks a switch but the reality of being in the same room watching as opposed to being behind a TV screen just doesn't do anything for me at all. Same thing when we went into the jacuzzi and a lady there was fucking a bloke with another one on each side of her clearly doing some nipple touching. Nothing, other than the notion to giggle a bit but I thought that would be highly inappropriate and a little bit rude so I managed to refrain. lol

lol

So my question is... do you prefer real live porn that you're up close and personal with rather than the stuff on the TV/online that you're watching in private? I wonder if it's because people are seeing me watching that makes me uncomfortable with it. confused

confused

Do you think it's hornier to watch in real time even if there's no chance you'll join in?
dunno

dunno

18 Oct 2010

Happy birthday Ian! kiss

kiss

18 Oct 2010

Happy birthday chick! Enjoy your day! kiss

kiss

15 Oct 2010

Quote by willxx69
I know it's mid-week, but anyone fancy a cheeky one?
Will

I'd love a cheeky one! :rascal:
Can I have a drink as well please? innocent

innocent

:mrgreen:

14 Oct 2010

Quote by smiley_boy
It was a joke, you probably knew that though but still wanted to put me down rather than add anything to the topic, it's the sort of thing people who spend too much time on messageboards do after a while, here's to your next 6,000 posts, hopefully you'll learn to join in rather than try to show how clever you think you are.
My first thread and my last, I'll leave this messageboard to the regulars to show off on.
Rant over, now back to getting knocked back by women who wouldn't get a second look in the street, what fun

Well that was a big assumption. I have no desire to 'put you down' as you put it... nor do I think I'm clever. I just don't think judging people who choose to spend their spare time here when they work in the sex industry is either necessary or very open minded but you're entitled to your opinion.
If you wish to throw your toys out of the pram and flounce out of here because someone chooses to disagree with you then that's entirely up to you. Don't blame it on me. The fact that you've chosen to make your last remark just shows everyone of your true character. You don't need my help with that! wink

wink

13 Oct 2010

Old people SHOULD NOT have modern technology!
OMG! My mum has bought an iPhone and I've just spent 40 minutes on the phone to her and that's ALL she talked about. rolleyes

rolleyes

Yeah... I had a lovely weekend... thanks for asking. confused

confused

lol

13 Oct 2010

Quote by Bluefish2009
Seems like the swinging clique are ganging up

Good grief... are you like 12?! :giggle:
Bully! wink

wink

confused

I think not. Having an opinion that disagrees with someone does not make me a bully and joking or not, I resent the implication.
Good grief... are you like 12?! :giggle:
No... but clearly I'm not mature enough to get your sense of humour. :?

13 Oct 2010

Quote by Bluefish2009
Seems like the swinging clique are ganging up

Good grief... are you like 12?! :giggle:
Bully! wink

wink

confused

I think not. Having an opinion that disagrees with someone does not make me a bully and joking or not, I resent the implication.