Quote by Freckledbird
My brother appeared in my "people who might interest you" list on my homepage.
*vomits*
But he is rather nice
*vomits some more*
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But he is rather nice
*vomits some more*
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Dirtygirly
1 month ago
Straight Female, 52
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But he is rather nice
*vomits some more*
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My brother appeared in my "people who might interest you" list on my homepage. 
*vomits*
*vomits*
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Don't know if you remember... I posted a while back about my friend Paul who was hit by a roadside bomb this time last year... well he's doing great things during his recovery and this is him doing his bit for the Poppy Appeal. Proud, inspired and humbled all at once. :mrgreen:
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Quote by wakeycouple2
I find the new site rubbish the old site was 100% easier to use & reliable would have not renewed my membership had I realised what an awful site it has now become
Couldnt agree more.... but whatever you have to say on here now , it falls on deaf ears.
It's called selective hearing.
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Quote by Freckledbird
I am looking for a LTR with a couple, has any couples or singles been in such an arrangement?
Yep - tread carefully!
This! And then double it! :thumbup:
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Nope... you're not alone. I have a swinging partner who likes to watch me smoke. I had a fuck buddy a few years ago that had a thing about it too... he wanted me to smoke while we fucked. :rascal:
Don't think it's that unusual.
P.S. :welcome:
Don't think it's that unusual.
P.S. :welcome:
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Quote by duncanlondon
people who make lists.
And those who find that they read them.
:gagged:
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No idea there was such a thing...
However when I googled, I found this! :giggle:
However when I googled, I found this! :giggle:
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Quote by essex34m
Does anybody know how often your birthday falls on the same day you were born ?
This bugged me a bit...
So I looked... anal I know! :mrgreen:
If Redwine Lover was to do a similar list for himself, would I be able to sue him due to the RSI I would receive from scrolling down?
Nah... it wouldn't fit on one page so you'd just have to flick over three pages rather than scrolling! :mrgreen:
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Quote by flower411
Does anybody know how often your birthday falls on the same day you were born ?
This bugged me a bit...
So I looked... anal I know! :mrgreen:
Born on Thursday
1st - Friday
2nd - Saturday
3rd - Monday
4th - Tuesday
5th - Wednesday
6th - Thursday
7th - Saturday
8th - Sunday
9th - Monday
10th - Tuesday
11th - Thursday
12th - Friday
13th - Saturday
14th - Sunday
15th - Tuesday
16th - Wednesday
17th - Thursday
18th - Friday
19th - Sunday
20th - Monday
21st - Tuesday
22nd - Wednesday
23rd - Friday
24th - Saturday
25th - Sunday
26th - Monday
27th - Wednesday
28th - Thursday
29th - Friday
30th - Saturday
31st - Monday
32nd - Tuesday
33rd - Wednesday
34th - Thursday
35th - Saturday
36th - Sunday
37th - Monday
So there you go, six of my birthdays have fallen on a Thursday.
I suppose at least my 40th is gonna be a Friday night!
Flower... why do you want to know?
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Yes, black, asian and Scottish! For a one-off it's no different to anyone else.
Scottish?
Kinky bugger!
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Quote by Dino
This is so much fun, superbly clever too
That made me chuckle!
This also made me smile... awesome!
:mrgreen:
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I would most certainly require to watch said rough porn to be able to make any sort of informed comment... feel free to send me a link!
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Quote by charlie88
Took this clip from one profile, but there are many more. I'm a size 22, 38J chest, look like a coke bottle.....I also have the belly to go with the boobs, so boys if you don't like big and bouncy you WON'T like me.
Why can't people just come out with it. "Fat" is the actual word. Or obese if you're sensitive. Why do people always dress over the fact that they are overweight, by glorifying being unhealthy.
Big, Cuddly, a few extra pounds, bouncy? Come on, what do those words really mean. You figure it out.
I'd guess for the same reason some people can't help being so rude.
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Quote by Gitfinger
Big smile broke out after finding that I can now comfortably fit into 34" waist jeans for the first time in many years. I had a big grin on as I walked out of the shop, realising that all of the effort to lose weight had been worth it.
I'm in the same boat! Shopping is WAY more fun!! :bounce:
Well done you! :thumbup:
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I can accommodate too... I rarely do though. I'm not sure that I:
a) want people to know where I live; or
b) want to spend the whole night with a swinging meet.
It very much depends on the individual though... I have friends from here that I would have no problem with them coming to my flat and staying overnight whether we play or whether they just need a bed for the night. I certainly isn't the first time that I've been a truck stop!!
There are some people I'd rather play at home with, I feel much more relaxed about it all when I'm home. However, they're generally people I know. I'd rather meet someone elsewhere initially before I gave them all my personal details.
I can totally understand the issue with distances but to be truthful, I'd rather not drink and drive home again than stay overnight with someone I'd met on a swinging meet.
a) want people to know where I live; or
b) want to spend the whole night with a swinging meet.
It very much depends on the individual though... I have friends from here that I would have no problem with them coming to my flat and staying overnight whether we play or whether they just need a bed for the night. I certainly isn't the first time that I've been a truck stop!!
There are some people I'd rather play at home with, I feel much more relaxed about it all when I'm home. However, they're generally people I know. I'd rather meet someone elsewhere initially before I gave them all my personal details.
I can totally understand the issue with distances but to be truthful, I'd rather not drink and drive home again than stay overnight with someone I'd met on a swinging meet.
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I got called a time waster yesterday from a 23 year old cause I replied to his one liner with a polite "no thanks" due to him not bothering to read my profile, being outwith my age preferences and outwith my area. I'm the time waster though!!
You can't win.
You can't win.
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Doesn't take much for me to get ready, you can't improve on perfection...although i always give it a try just in case. because of this i'm usually at a meet or munch early, sat waiting for people to turn up
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Yeah... and I only ever take one pair of shoes wherever I go!!! :haha:
don't know why you don't, nobody ever looks at your shoes :rascal:
*tuts*
I don't care... I look at my shoes!
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Doesn't take much for me to get ready, you can't improve on perfection...although i always give it a try just in case. because of this i'm usually at a meet or munch early, sat waiting for people to turn up
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Yeah... and I only ever take one pair of shoes wherever I go!!! :haha:
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Quote by couplefunuk
Goddamnit - it was all a complete waste of time :sad: They've only cancelled
We don't mind too much - i've only just got in from work and would have had to rush around getting ready and they're a 45 minute drive away.
Pizza anyone? *sigh*
*Her*
Awwww... that sucks! :therethere:
If it's any consolation I'm already planning for my next meet and that's three weeks away. :rascal:
I've already packed in my head. I've already got a little pile of stuff in the corned of my bedroom that I'm going to take in my UBER small bag cause I thought it was a good idea just to go with hand luggage!! :doh:
Onwards and upwards chick... the next time will be fabulous I'm sure. :mrgreen:
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Quote by kentswingers777
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
Sellotape
Gaffer tape
Would that not be better for the mouth??
That all depends on whose mouth but I'm sure there would be a queue of gaffer tape wielding volunteers if your gob is up for grabs! :giggle:
I am sure there would be.....so much for freedom of expression and free speech then eh? :twisted:
No need to bolt though.....am sure you would know doubt be one of them, and I can certainly think of a few others too. :lol:
Still never bothered me what people thought, and probably never will.
Don't be ridiculous... I could find way better uses for you and some gaffer tape!! :twisted:
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Quote by kentswingers777
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
Sellotape
Gaffer tape
Would that not be better for the mouth??
That all depends on whose mouth but I'm sure there would be a queue of gaffer tape wielding volunteers if your gob is up for grabs! :giggle:
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
A suspender belt?
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There's nothing stopping anyone doing their Christmas shopping at any time of year. It doesn't need to be splattered across the shops at this time of year. There was Christmas wrapping paper for sale in the shops in Edinburgh in September. Do your shopping whenever you like, but surely it's not such a big problem to wait till Christmas time to buy your wrapping paper? Or buy it in the January sales for the following year if you need to count the pennies.
That's the choice of the people. The choice of the retail market is to do it as early as possible and exploit the minds of children and dement the minds of parents.
I bought a box of chocolates for a friend's birthday a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't till I got home and started wrapping them that I noticed that they were Christmas chocolates. The box was pale blue but had baubles on it.
It'll teach me to be a little more observant but I don't want Christmas chocolates in October!
The Dome in George Street has had its Christmas decorations up for at least three weeks.
There's just no need. 1st December is plenty soon enough.
*firmly in the bah humbug camp*
That's the choice of the people. The choice of the retail market is to do it as early as possible and exploit the minds of children and dement the minds of parents.
I bought a box of chocolates for a friend's birthday a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't till I got home and started wrapping them that I noticed that they were Christmas chocolates. The box was pale blue but had baubles on it.
It'll teach me to be a little more observant but I don't want Christmas chocolates in October!
The Dome in George Street has had its Christmas decorations up for at least three weeks.
There's just no need.
1st December is plenty soon enough. *firmly in the bah humbug camp*
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Quote by tweeky
That in my humble opinion is why people moan, about the chat anyway :twisted:
Or a cleverly disguised moan! :giggle:
I was not moaning. I was only citing reasons other people might
That's exactly what I was doing too!
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Quote by tweeky
That in my humble opinion is why people moan, about the chat anyway :twisted:
Or a cleverly disguised moan! :giggle:
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I find that moaning is a bit of a waste of time but I can understand it.
We all have moments where we want to have a good old moan. Take today for example... I got a PM last night from a guy who's 27. It was a one liner. I responded with a polite no thank you. Now if he'd read my profile he'd have seen my age limits so would have saved his time and mine. This morning I get a response from him telling me that I'm a time waster like all the other women on this site then he blocked me. Just made me giggle cause clearly he's had a number of rejections and with that attitude, I'm not really surprised.
There's a bit of me that would like to have a great big moan about all the people (single and couples) who don't take the time to read my profile yet send me a PM anyway. Pointless exercise. It might make me feel a bit better having a rant about it but it doesn't really solve anything. It won't stop people sending me PMs when they're outwith my preferences. I just don't do that. If someone isn't what I'm looking for or I'm not what they're looking for, I just wouldn't waste my time or theirs. What's the point?
Another example is when I went into chat last night and was absolutely bombarded with moans from everyone about how the cams aren't working. I can't do anything about it. I realise it's frustrating but there's always going to be teething problems when a new chat system goes live. A little bit of patience would go a long way. However, it completely ruined my time in chat so I left.
So Prags... I get what you're saying and it is meant to be fun, it's not always the case though.
We all have moments where we want to have a good old moan. Take today for example... I got a PM last night from a guy who's 27. It was a one liner. I responded with a polite no thank you. Now if he'd read my profile he'd have seen my age limits so would have saved his time and mine. This morning I get a response from him telling me that I'm a time waster like all the other women on this site then he blocked me.
Just made me giggle cause clearly he's had a number of rejections and with that attitude, I'm not really surprised. There's a bit of me that would like to have a great big moan about all the people (single and couples) who don't take the time to read my profile yet send me a PM anyway. Pointless exercise. It might make me feel a bit better having a rant about it but it doesn't really solve anything. It won't stop people sending me PMs when they're outwith my preferences. I just don't do that. If someone isn't what I'm looking for or I'm not what they're looking for, I just wouldn't waste my time or theirs. What's the point?
Another example is when I went into chat last night and was absolutely bombarded with moans from everyone about how the cams aren't working. I can't do anything about it. I realise it's frustrating but there's always going to be teething problems when a new chat system goes live. A little bit of patience would go a long way. However, it completely ruined my time in chat so I left.
So Prags... I get what you're saying and it is meant to be fun, it's not always the case though.
