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Dirtygirly
1 month ago
Straight Female, 52
0 miles · City of Edinburgh
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Sex God
I like it! All the chatter in one place. Now if they'd move the current affairs forum in here too that would make it back to normal! I like reading everything but I'm not hugely up on current affairs. Sometimes it's good to read them, I learn stuff when its not all full of aggro. I think there'd be more people contributing to them if they were in the cafe too. I'm sure others like me look at the current affairs forum and think they're not smart/interested enough to get involved.
Sex God
I take things to people when I swing with them... generally if I'm meeting at their house then like any other person I'd go to visit then I wouldn't ever go empty-handed. Can't help it, was the way I was brought up.
I guess my gifts have varied over the years but I tend to pay attention to things people like when we chat. Things that spring to mind are a bird box for their garden, a popcorn machine, booze, chocolate and more recently mango chutney!!
I guess my gifts have varied over the years but I tend to pay attention to things people like when we chat. Things that spring to mind are a bird box for their garden, a popcorn machine, booze, chocolate and more recently mango chutney!!
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
We have snow in Edinburgh... it's sort of lying.
Is it pretending to be sleet?
That's exactly it! Although I've just had the third power cut of the day so I'm moving into the cinema! :giggle:
Sex God
Course I would! You and I both know that if I were in bed at your house, you would have absolutely no problems in Nellie chucking snow under my duvet and in fact, there's a good chance you'd do the same!
My day is going to be productive! I've started cleaning, I have tunes blaring and I'm about to attack the bunny's cage! Then I plan to take myself to the cinema... is it sad going to the movies on your own on a Saturday night? Actually don't answer that! :lol:
Tomorrow, in my nice clean kitchen, I shall bake! Scones, fairy cakes, marshmallow things, chocolate brownies and maybe even chocolate fudge! Then I'm going to take it all to work and make them eat it! :twisted:
Get a greenhouse for your veggies! :thumbup:
My day is going to be productive! I've started cleaning, I have tunes blaring and I'm about to attack the bunny's cage! Then I plan to take myself to the cinema... is it sad going to the movies on your own on a Saturday night? Actually don't answer that! :lol:
Tomorrow, in my nice clean kitchen, I shall bake! Scones, fairy cakes, marshmallow things, chocolate brownies and maybe even chocolate fudge! Then I'm going to take it all to work and make them eat it! :twisted:
Get a greenhouse for your veggies! :thumbup:
Sex God
Hello! 
Nice to see you chick! Not going to Wigan... I almost managed it but something came up so had to take myself off the list. :cry: Next time!
I like it in here now it's all jumbled up! :mrgreen:
What's new with you?
Nice to see you chick! Not going to Wigan... I almost managed it but something came up so had to take myself off the list. :cry: Next time!
I like it in here now it's all jumbled up! :mrgreen:
What's new with you?
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
*wonders whether he should break it to her gently, or just lob a shitload of the stuff in under the duvet?* :twisted:
We have snow. Round about an inch of the stuff, with more coming down as we speak. I let the ferrets out for a quick run round the yard while I cleaned their cage. It's the first time they've seen it, so were kinda fascinated, in a something's definitely different out 'ere and not entirely sure if they like it or not kinda way, trying not to put their 'ickle paws in it for too long.
N x x x ;)
Erm... scuse me Mr Nellie... but could I request that you video it if you're brave enough to lob some under the duvet? I don't think there's a post-it that would even cover that one!!
But I'd quite like to watch! :giggle:
Sex God
We have snow in Edinburgh... it's sort of lying. Just went to the supermarket, no snow before I went in although it was snowing out at my folks so I high-tailed it out of there and went to the shops. Came out an hour later and the car park was white. :shock:
Chucking it down now and there's a part of me that wants it to keep going cause I've just bought enough supplies to stay in and do some baking and generally just potter. First free weekend in ages and I'm delighted not to have to do anything with it!
Roll on more snow! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Chucking it down now and there's a part of me that wants it to keep going cause I've just bought enough supplies to stay in and do some baking and generally just potter. First free weekend in ages and I'm delighted not to have to do anything with it!
Roll on more snow! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Google is your friend
Good grief! :shock:
I'm growing old disgracefully, without bleaching my arse!! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Its not surgery but i would have a certain area bleached if i could.
You mean your arse hole?
People actually do that?! :shock:
Why?
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Hmmmm... I should probably investigate this more... I pay £70 a month for phone, TV and broadband with Virgin.
Quote by Danne
i am with virgin and i pay approx £25 each month for tv, internet and phone
it varies slightly depending on the calls made
How is this possible??
*wanders off grumbling*
Sex God
Hmmmm... I should probably investigate this more... I pay £70 a month for phone, TV and broadband with Virgin. 
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
London
No snow here, but cold enough, or am I just a soft southern?
I think you'll find the phrase you're looking for is a soft southern jessie! :giggle:
Sex God
I got one this morning... not sure if it's a hoax or not cause I'm way too lazy to rake through Dave's link!
Worth keeping an eye on though cause I rarely look at my receipts.
Worth keeping an eye on though cause I rarely look at my receipts.
Quote by Scam Alert
CHECK YOUR RECEIPTS BEFORE LEAVING THE CHECK-OUT
I bought a bunch of stuff, over £150, & I glanced at my receipt as the cashier was handing me the bags. I saw a cash-back of £40. I told her I didn't request a cash back & to delete it. She said I'd have to take the £40 because she couldn't delete it. I told Her to call a supervisor. Supervisor came & said I'd have to take it.. I said NO! Taking the £40 would be a cash advance against my Credit card & I wasn't paying interest on a cash advance!!!!! If they couldn't delete it then they would have to delete the whole order. So the supervisor had the cashier delete the whole order & re-scan everything! The second time I looked at the electronic pad before I signed & a cash-back of £20 popped up. At that point I told the cashier & she deleted it. The total came out right. The cashier agreed that the Electronic Pad must be defective.
Obviously the cashier knew the electronic pad was defective because she NEVER offered me the £40 at the beginning. Can you imagine how many people went through before me & at the end of her shift how much money she pocketed?
Just to alert everyone. My co worker went to Milford , Sainsburys last week. She had her items rung up by the cashier. The cashier hurried her along and didn't give her a receipt. She asked the cashier for a receipt and the cashier was annoyed and gave it to her. My co worker didn't look at her receipt until later that night. The receipt showed that she asked for £20 cash back. SHE DID NOT ASK FOR CASH BACK!
My co-worker called Sainsburys who investigated but could not see the cashier pocket the money. She then called her niece who works for the bank and her niece told her this. This is a new scam going on. The cashier will key in that you asked for cash back and then hand it to her friend who is the next person in the queue.
Please, please, please check your receipts right away when using credit or debit cards!
This is NOT limited to Sainsburys; they are one of the largest retailers so they have the most incidents.
I am adding to this. My husband and I were in Sainsburys and paying with credit card when my husband went to sign the credit card signer he just happen to notice there was a £20 cash back added. He told the cashier that he did not ask nor want cash back and she said this machine has been messing up and she cancelled it. We really didn't think anything of it until we read this email.
I wonder how many "seniors" have been, or will be, "stung" by this one????
To make matters worse ...THIS SCAM CAN BE DONE ANYWHERE, AT ANY RETAIL OR WHOLESALE LOCATION!!!
BEFORE LEAVING THE CHECK-OUT........CHECK YOUR RECEIPT!!!!!
THIS COULD HAPPEN ANYWHERE. CHECK YOUR RECEIPT BEFORE LEAVING THE STAND. I'VE SEEN PEOPLE DO JUST THAT. NOW I'LL START!
Sex God
Cause they made me laugh when I was wee... they still do and I'm fairly sure always will!
Sex God
Quote by hamma_1
Hi everyone I'm very new to the scene I'm a straight male looking to meet single females and couples, I haven't met any one yet and looking for genuine people who knows how to treat a newbie, I await your responses
:welcome:
I hope you have fun here... seems like your post has started some so good work to you! Enjoy!
Quote by markz
looks like your in for along wait......
You want him don't you?
Hello stranger! :kiss:
*throws in knicker untwister for those who need it* :mrgreen:
Sex God
I've been away for the weekend. (I had a lovely time!)
However, in previous times, when I've been away for the weekend, I've come back and had to wade through a couple of pages in The Cafe. Today, there are ten threads with new posts since Friday. Pretty much says it all for me. Back in the day everything was in here... the nonsense, the debates, the intros and that's what kept it going for me. I rarely venture into CA. I don't spend a lot of time in the fun forum and I never go into the intro forum. I'd like to see it all back as one and then it would be moving and liven up a bit so that when you go away for a couple of days there's actually something to read when you get back.
:mrgreen:
However, in previous times, when I've been away for the weekend, I've come back and had to wade through a couple of pages in The Cafe. Today, there are ten threads with new posts since Friday. Pretty much says it all for me. Back in the day everything was in here... the nonsense, the debates, the intros and that's what kept it going for me. I rarely venture into CA. I don't spend a lot of time in the fun forum and I never go into the intro forum. I'd like to see it all back as one and then it would be moving and liven up a bit so that when you go away for a couple of days there's actually something to read when you get back.
:mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
I'd merge most of it back into the cafe, CA included.
JFF type threads I'm not arsed about any which way. I'd find them as easily ignorable if they were in the Cafe as they are in their own little forum, but they serve a purpose in that they make it easy for new posters to get involved.
The intro forum clearly hasn't worked. I can't remember the last time I looked at it, but I just have now, and most of the posts on page 1 haven't had a single reply. Back in the day I'd generally make some sort of effort to welcome newbies and encourage them to post, as would others, and that's been lost.
The CA forum IMO was created in the first place because certain kinds of posters and certain kinds of topics were deemed to be poisoning the atmosphere of the Cafe, and so they were hived off into their own little ghetto where people could ignore them more easily. In giving those kinds of posters and those kinds of threads a free run, in what is despite some people's contention a very loosely moderated forum indeed, all that's happened I think is that the atmosphere on the forum in general has been poisoned still further, because the combative posting styles displayed in there spill over into other forums. That's not a criticism of anyone in particular cos I'm as guilty of it as anyone. Merge the lot and I suspect there'd be a lot less of it.
N x x x ;)
This! :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Losts Interesting, knowlegeable and worthwhile post
Do you have any idea how insulting that is? :giggle:
A facilitator???! How rude!
That is as maybe DG. It is not I that makes the rules y'know:small-print:
Indeed not... but I can safely say that I'd never fuck someone who referred to me as a facilitator!
So what your saying is a facilitator might not be helpful? :lol:
Perhaps to you... I'll facilitate my own sexual experiences thanks!
Sex God
Buffalo.
I bought buffalo sausages from the farmer's market and they were amazing. A little like beef but beefier and lower in fat. I'm going to get a joint to roast next time! :mrgreen:
I bought buffalo sausages from the farmer's market and they were amazing. A little like beef but beefier and lower in fat. I'm going to get a joint to roast next time! :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Losts Interesting, knowlegeable and worthwhile post
Do you have any idea how insulting that is? :giggle:
A facilitator???! How rude!
That is as maybe DG. It is not I that makes the rules y'know:small-print:
Indeed not... but I can safely say that I'd never fuck someone who referred to me as a facilitator!
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Ahh now then if its a third 'single' person invited to play with a swinging couple then some would say that they are a 'swingle' as being single they aint swingers although they are invited into a swinging scenario. I prefer to call them facilitators. This is because they are facilitating the swinging couple to swing. Of course this is not a definitive answer, well,OK it probably is.
Do you have any idea how insulting that is? :giggle:
A facilitator???! How rude!
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
A norwegian bus driver, the British government, and a pickled onion.
That sounds like the start of a joke..............I am sat here waiting for the punchline
Dav__Notts
And I was expecting you to have said "Alex" :giggle:
