No-one manages to do these well do they?

Taking it for what it is, were all here for the same thing really. However, too many people don't know where the line falls, and unfortunately both sexes suffer. That being said, I like to chat, but i also like to have sex, so both should be had in equal measures :) i'm too relaxed for my own good and it's the bane of my life, but i also love to try new things. Drop me a message if only for the crack, because you'd probably get one from me :P

Just to dispel any doubt, play safe only