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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
As founder of the now infamous Pussy Posse, I bags first dibs so back off you bints poke

Having trouble keeping the troups in line?
rolleyes
Quote by Abilene
aww Abi :therethere:
you know the support is here when YOU need it too, dont you?

Yes hun, but you know me ... not one to ask for emotional help ... lol ... who woulda thought an American could have a 'stiff upper lip' ? lol
We adopted you and it's kinda rubbed off....wink
Quote by Drewxcore
Also better than throwing the marble at the pheasant

But nothing can beat Paying a tithe with a Crocodile! :shock:
:giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore
Come back or i will screw your side table!

If you do I will have to release the Dodecahedron!
lol
dont threaten me with 3dimensional shapes!
If you do i'll splash the duck with yoghurt
That's better than coating the Frog with Syrup!
Quote by Drewxcore
Come back or i will screw your side table!

If you do I will have to release the Dodecahedron!
lol
Quote by Drewxcore
I cant believe hair is the main topic of conversation in here. Where are dlep and mr powers when i need them!
We need a hijack duel
:twisted:

I had to go to work - I'm on afternoons.....rolleyes
lol
But I'm back now! :twisted:
pitty im not in the mood rolleyes
Youngsters these days.....rolleyes
lol
Quote by Drewxcore
I cant believe hair is the main topic of conversation in here. Where are dlep and mr powers when i need them!
We need a hijack duel
:twisted:

I had to go to work - I'm on afternoons.....rolleyes
lol
But I'm back now! :twisted:
Quote by Drewxcore
I'm sorry? You find us amusing? :shock: Dlep whats going on !?

Haven't got a flucking clue.....but Winchy wants me nekkid for sommat......redface
Don't know what for though.....lol
All this talk about battering Badgers.......
I'm getting the Fluck out of here! bolt
Otherwise I'd have to Flay your sealion.....:giggle:
Quote by blonde
I remembered to check .......... but no answer :cry: :cry: :cry:
Does anyone know if Last Saturday's episode will be repeated this week?

It was on last night on BBC3....Some one did say in this thread.
Quote by Darkfire
do you have one of those medieval torture pear chairs? I've always wanted a go on one of those :bounce: :bounce:

Visit Prague.....I went to a museum with nothing but Mediaeval torture equipment in it......Some would make even you say "Blimey!" :shock:
lol
I remember my first invite - DreamerHelen's Midlands Munch. It was a very good feeling I got when I saw my name on the list. I was finally going to meet a lot of people who I had chatted to, or read their posts.
Hope you have a good time there Goram! biggrin
Quote by Darkfire
or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

:shock:
That may be reading too far into it....lol
soz luv, its just the way my head is wired dunno
:twisted:
Nowt wrong with ya head (or owt else....redface )wink
Just the possibilities of erm.....execution! :shock:
lol
Quote by Drewxcore
You sunk my cruton

Well, you sunk my Battle Ship! :giggle:
just imagine if it had been full of crutons, it wouldve been a massacre!Or rather soggy....! :shock:
Urgh! Soggy Crutons! :giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore
You sunk my cruton

Well, you sunk my Battle Ship! :giggle:
Quote by Darkfire
or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

:shock:
That may be reading too far into it....lol
I think Drew is asking for witty or unusual ways of describing pain....physical or otherwise....
Eg.....after a very hot curry, you may experience a "ring of fire" lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren


Oooooo goodie! Can I have the front seat? :bounce:
I've seen the way you walk (read - stagger bolt ).......
So no! :shock:
:giggle:
lol
Quote by Abilene
* quietly sneaks in *
Can you squeeze me in? I should get myself organised by November. rolleyes

Yay! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Mallock2006
Knew you had been absent from here for a while but didnt know why sad
Sorry to hear about your Dad :cry:
:therethere:

Same here sad
kiss
Quote by Drewxcore
lol men going off in one never

we may have gone off on one but were inovators!
So what ya reckon then Drew? Flock of Seagull hairstyles, with yellow and black (or black and white) check collar ruffs, with "The Darkness" style Jumpsuits?
Think it'll catch on?
:giggle:
It might do!
Then it'll turn into another *trend* and noone needs that, i mean, if an inner tube asked you to run around a graveyard singing "i am the graveyard man" would you?
No.....!:shock:
I might do if it was a Monkey Wrench (or a WinchWench! :giggle: :inlove: )
lol
Quote by Drewxcore
lol men going off in one never

we may have gone off on one but were inovators!
So what ya reckon then Drew? Flock of Seagull hairstyles, with yellow and black (or black and white) check collar ruffs, with "The Darkness" style Jumpsuits?
Think it'll catch on?
:giggle:
Quote by jaymar
what happen to the hair style part of this lol

rolleyes god knows Shaz, the men went off on one, was pretty amusing tho! lol
rolleyes
My last post brought it back on track didn't it? I mean those are really hairstyles.....! :shock:
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I'm really sorry to say this.....sad
Things have happened lately that has meant I've had to reconsider things..... sad
It's not possible that I'm going.......I'm definitely going......:twisted:
:giggle:
Quote by Lost
Is it me or is Ebay difficult?

I haven't used it. I tried setting up a paypal account - they sent me the test transaction. I confirmed, but they keep sending me emails saying I haven't finished the process....rolleyes
And after all the horror stories (I know that there are many satisfied people who use it too....), I don't have enough confidence to use it to be honest.
I don't like the term BBW, but I acknowledge that some women are okay with.
Me...i just like women :twisted: :rascal:
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Quote by markz
If they're gathering information, they'll have lots more now - site traffic must have increased tonight - what with some quieter members becoming vocal.

what me rolleyes
No, you just need silencing......Hush
:giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore

bees have yellow and black stripes....if youve seen a bee with yellow and black squares i'd like to see a photo x

Could be a fashion concious bee dunno
:giggle:
ah yes, similar to the lesbian sea gulls that have hair thats long at the back and short at the front?

:giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore
bees have yellow and black stripes....if youve seen a bee with yellow and black squares i'd like to see a photo x

Could be a fashion concious bee dunno
:giggle:
Quote by Drewxcore

he had an operation and therefore has too much time on his hands.. bless his cotton socks (the black and white ones) lol

But I noticed no change in posting amounts or style......:giggle:
Hence the dunno
The socks are yellow and black !!!!!!!!!!!!
Does that mean that if I'm a Badger that you're a bumblebee?
:giggle:
bolt