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Dlep

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8 Apr 2007

All I can say is that one way that may help you is to get better known on here. Join in the Threads. Let people get to know you. Ask to go to Munches (they don't have to be expensive things to go to...I'm no rich myself.)
I'm not saying that I'm successful at the swinging side of things, but I damn well know that the social side of my life is fantastic! biggrin

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Good luck....and remember all good things come to those who wait.....and put in some effort wink

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8 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

Run Easy......I'll erm cover you :giggle:
Halt in the name of the LAPP! :giggle:

Dollop if you wanted to try it on first you could just ask rolleyes

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No need to hijack it from Easy! lol

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Damn!
Erm foiled again ffs!
I'll be back! Erm, I just need to erm......oh ffs.... lol

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8 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Ooohhhh now Easy would look really good in that... now there's a thought for Wigan :giggle:

Maybe Countess could give us his measurements and we could all buy him that uniform between us? :giggle:
Run Easy......I'll erm cover you :giggle:
Halt in the name of the LAPP! :giggle:

8 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
I very very rarely get 'hassle' in pm anymore - tbh I dont even get the pm's I'd really like but that's because i'm fairly well-known, as are my thoughts - and most people wont touch me with a bargepole

Quote by Freckledbird

I very very rarely get 'hassle' in pm anymore - tbh I dont even get the pm's I'd really like but that's because i'm fairly well-known, as are my thoughts - and most people wont touch me with a bargepole

Ditto. Maybe I should be rotty number two! biggrin

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You two want a smackbottom

smackbottom

!
I've never known two more forthright and honest women ever (Yes, honesty isn't always welcome, but it is in my book)
I'd erm.....well, *ahem* redface

redface

Anyway..... bolt

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7 Apr 2007

Quote by blonde
conditioner?
Darlin ........... I was going to give you the full "treatment" :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now there's an offer I wouldn't refuse! redface

redface

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5 Apr 2007

Quote by HarryJones
Ohh and I'd totally missed the Ear Plugs story thanks for that
Regards
Harry Jones

I'd be a "Go to bed!" Warning for Harry.... rolleyes

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Ha Ha Ha cheers mate.
Regards
Harry Jones
If you are reading this within a minute of this being posted Harry Jones..........GO TO BED!
ffs lol

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5 Apr 2007

Quote by HarryJones
Ohh and I'd totally missed the Ear Plugs story thanks for that
Regards
Harry Jones

I'd be a "Go to bed!" Warning for Harry.... rolleyes

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5 Apr 2007

I've tried sending them....I still owe a member a Naughty PM rolleyes

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....but whenever I try to think naughty I get writers block lol

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5 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
It's just ridiculous - it's just a hair colour!

I get a lot of stick for being grey....I wonder how many of us there are on this site.....
Mind you Red heads have a website....I haven't seen one for us greys though.... rolleyes

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5 Apr 2007

After being Internetless for verying reasons over the last few months, I felt that the site had changed a lot too (not just the way it looked) But I just thought that rather than the site having to adapt to suit me, I would have to adapt to the site. It's working so far wink

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5 Apr 2007

I'm glad my ex isn't a member....she would have hunted you down and killed you Mr P....:shock:
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(Yes....I like Red heads....:giggle: )

5 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Chocolate ice cream is supposed to be sleep-inducing

Damn....! I may have to buy some to find out now! :shock:
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5 Apr 2007

At one point my Text alert was an Mp3 of a woman (with an Essex-ish accent) saying "You've got a text....you dirty slag!"
Needless to say after I had 3 texts in short order in the supermarket, it was changed pretty quickly lol

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5 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
Come on louise if you do im sure kiss will let you bash at her gateway

rotflmao

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Drew you really do make me laugh! kiss

kiss

Be careful Kiss.....He may chase your Holy hunter! :shock:

4 Apr 2007

I bought a K750i last Friday. I know it's an older model (but I'm broke and it was in my affordability bracket lol

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I love it! biggrin

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
god i've missed you ya mad yank

Oi !!!! Are you being Yankist???
America was where you was born maybe....but we adopted you....so you're honorary British now. :giggle:
As for the subject itself...I've felt the same way as you....but I realised like many have said already - I haven't have sex with someone who is black because I didn't fancy them - not because of their colour. I mean if Jada Pinket Smith (will Smith's other half) or Beyoncé Knowles came a callin'..... innocent

innocent

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
sorry i didnt want to blind you with such high levels of quality humour

I stand corrected sir.... wink

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I wish somebody would!
Would you be a dear and replace it with a magic appendage?
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yes, a red one with bells on, will that do?
A red bell-end???
Sounds perfect!
:twisted:
I thought a purple one was perfect....:giggle:
Red is just adequate.... rolleyes

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
Ok, no serious pain in the thread or i'll be forced to hassle your dolphin

And I will elongate your hidden profundity.
i'll steal your magic box
I've already stolen it and it's full of Minging Marmite.....! :twisted:

4 Apr 2007

After being on the receiving end of so much abuse over the years, I sometimes have to physically restrain myself from saying or typing things I hear in "real life" and on here. I hate bitchiness. I'm not saying I'm not capable of it (and when I have been I feel bad about it immediately). But it's human nature (one of the more negative aspects...), and I'm afraid that it is something that won't just resolve itself over night.

4 Apr 2007

Quote by easy
Dlep (definitely. In fact if no one else shows he'll be there. ;) :giggle: )

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4 Apr 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Thanks you two will try it out later :thumbup:
Louise xx

Or you could try this (it may be a bit long winded for some, but it works....)
Open Word pad, and press the quote button. Cut the quote (or part there of) and paste it to Word pad....then go to the next post and do the same. Arrange it the way you want and the cut and paste in a reply..... lol

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3 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
i'm besotted with blacmange

I'm enamoured with Stripy Pyjamas! :shock:

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
you played hell with my bear

But I'm in heaven with my Roly Poly.....

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
I would become a Domme for one night for Dlep. :twisted:

redface

I erm....Er well, I'd do (nearly) anything in return!* redface

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*Except give up fighting the PP....somethings need to be sorted out around here..... rolleyes

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3 Apr 2007

Quote by Drewxcore
ok...trying to resurrect this thread
you giggled with johny

Or babbled with Jennifer!

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Dlep
I'm definitely going......:twisted:
:giggle:

Just a reminder to take the (poss) of my name..... innocent

innocent

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3 Apr 2007

Quote by Shireen
This happened to me years ago

You went grey too?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
bolt

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I'm nearly there now......I once decided to make my hair red.....not ginger or orange, but actually RED
Of course, I never took the grey/white into account and I ended up with Flucking PINK hair!
The lads at work took the piss for months after......
And I'm not even going to tell you about the Bleached blonde hair (that went ginger) or the Highlights (that went blonde, white and Ginger....) or the attempt at getting my hair purple.....:shock:
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I wish I could just get my hair the colour I want it ffs! lol

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3 Apr 2007

I haven't seen the programme.
However, freedom of speech is good.....inciting hatred of any kind is unacceptable.

3 Apr 2007

I must admit that I have had a little difficulty in the past, but eventually worked it out. I'm a single bloke, but because I'm in two minds about everything, do I really count as a couple (of pillocks....)? dunno

dunno

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