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Straight Male, 51
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Quote by MandH
we are talking Def Leppard Essex

Go back to sleep rolleyes
lol
Quote by essex34m
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Shoes darling, shoes, everyone knows that anyone/thing worth their salt has the imelda gene and if we girlies can do it so can rocks rolleyes CFM, a speciality, I do believe, helps to get the rock off rotflmao
Tangents? moi? never!!!! hehe Meaty biggrin passionkiss lol What was that song and who was it by? dunno :lol2:, ./"get your rocks off, get your rocks off................/"

Primal Scream?

Def Leppard did a song as part of their EP called Getcha rocks off....
did the EP stand for Extra Pointless?
Like most of your posts then.....rolleyes
wink
Quote by easy
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Shoes darling, shoes, everyone knows that anyone/thing worth their salt has the imelda gene and if we girlies can do it so can rocks rolleyes CFM, a speciality, I do believe, helps to get the rock off rotflmao
Tangents? moi? never!!!! hehe Meaty biggrin passionkiss lol What was that song and who was it by? dunno :lol2:, ./"get your rocks off, get your rocks off................/"

Primal Scream?

Def Leppard did a song as part of their EP called Getcha rocks off....
Quote by Drewxcore
Yes! when a nice woman joins you dont see us chaps squawking about them and perving thier profiles do ya!

Er, that's right rolleyes....you wouldn't....redface

(We didn't think this through enough Drew...lol )
Quote by celestria

and girls ...............
I get a million PM's telling me to join the picket line but do I get one PM telling me to come and meet Luke? do I? mad and I thought you were my friends :cry:

I was thinking the same thing... but having perved perused his profile I wouldn't have told anyone else either :twisted: :twisted: lol
Bunch of perv's rolleyes
lol
Quote by varca
Ignore everything that is said about the PP, we are as upstanding as the WI :giggle:

And the same WI in one area did that Calendar.....I rest my case I think! rolleyes
lol
Quote by Freckledbird

weeeeell, You know, someone has to make sure the Newbie's get out of here alive and sane....ish lol
Might as well be me! :twisted:

He's bloody well doomed if we leave him to you! :shock: lol
rolleyes
(You could be right though.....:shock: )

:giggle:
I've always wanted to go sky diving.....seems rather appropriate as a lot of people tell me to take a running jump.......rolleyes
:giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
Hi Lukes Welcome to SH!
A quick word of warning though....beware the Pussy Posse.....rolleyes
:giggle:
bolt

Oiiiii!
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
:giggle:
weeeeell, You know, someone has to make sure the Newbie's get out of here alive and sane....ish lol
Might as well be me! :twisted:
Hi Lukes Welcome to SH!
A quick word of warning though....beware the Pussy Posse.....rolleyes
:giggle:
bolt
Quote by laterunner
Is anyone actually going to answer Lukes question?....It would be nice, people, otherwise he may get the impression that munches are rather smug "we know something you don't" affairs with little to offer. Now we would'nt want that, would we?

Sarah already did at the top of the page.......
Quote by Darkfire
it is done :mrgreen: . Darkmatt is officially nominated and has recieved his first pm of the week rotflmao
rally the troops HLB, we got ourselves a victim! :happy: rotflmao
Welcome to the Asylum Mr Matt wink

Thank fluck I ain't a newbie any more! :shock:
lol
Quote by poshkate
open on server 3....Drews buying the drinks.....drinkies

I didn't get a pm this time sad lol
Quote by Jags
Thanks for that Sarah - was lovely to see the spirit of forums past being given an airing. Times do change things, however a look into the past is just lovely.
:bounce: :bounce:

I never want to see my early posts again.....! :shock:
I'd die of embarassment.....Was I ever that Naive? dunno

(Although in many respects I still am....:shock: :giggle: )
lol
Quote by Laclau
How could you all have forgotten Tony Hancock. If 'The Blood Donor' doesn't make you laugh, you must be dead.

Sorry Tony Hancock doesn't do it for me.
But there again, I am a Dead Man Walkin'... lol
Had to work. Lost temper a few times (which for the last few months is a rare occurance for me...), had my hair cut, nearly missed the re-run of Doctor Who on BBC3 :shock:
Most exciting thing of today was getting me hair cut rolleyes
Quote by Freckledbird
How did you resize your avatar picture? Maybe you just have to choose a gif that's the correct size? Or do you mean your own pictures and make the avatar dynamic?

Here's what I usually use. Follow the on screen instructions (it's only a very small program and as far as I can tell freeware..)
Quote by Sassy-Seren
All the guys from here desperately trying to get invites to join the Pussy Posse rotflmao
btw guys.....what part of 'Sod Off' do you not understand? rolleyes

All of it? dunno
lol
Red Dwarf
Anything with Ronnie Barker
Two pints
Scrubs
Billy Connelly
Lee Evans
Not the Nine O'Clock News
BlackAdder
Wierd Al Yankovic
Rab C Nesbit
Bottom/Young Ones
Bill "The Klingon" Bailey
Hot Stuff/Shaun of the Dead
The Goon show (a radio programme from the '50's)
The fast show
And lots of others lol
The list (I have to have a list as there are far too many for me to have an Ultimate Favourite song lol ) goes in Artist Album (in bold) song(s) order....there are more but I can't remember them (and my music taste is "Dodgy" according to some rolleyes )
Def Leppard - High n dry - Let it go - Bringin' on the Heartbreak - Switch 625 (instrumental) - lady Strange - No no no - Mirror Mirror (look into my eyes) - Pyromania - Rock, Rock! (until you drop) - Foolin' - Rock of Ages - Hysteria - Rocket - Animal - Excitable RetroActive - Desert Song - Fractured Love - Action (a The Sweet cover) - Slang - Truth? - Slang - Euphoria - Demolition Man - Back in your face - 21st Century la la la girl - Disintegrate (instrumental) - Day after day - Kings of Oblivion - X - Now - You're so beautiful - Long, long way to go sad - Love don't lie - Scar
(phew! lol )
Garbage (Shirley manson :inlove: ) - Garbage - Only happy when it rains - My lovers box
Feeder - The singles- Lost and Found
Metallica - Kill 'em all - The four horsemen, Seek and Destroy "Black" - Enter Sandman - ....And Justice for all - One - Battery - Orion (instrumental)
Yoko Kanno - Ghost in the Shell: Stand alone Complex OST vol 1 - Run Rabbit Junk
bolt
lol
Quote by Jags
What draws me?
Wit
Intelligence
Wisdom
Humour - first cousin to wit
Understanding
Common sense
Tolerance
Patience
oh... can I think about other stuff??
cool

I'm flucked then lol
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Pololady - do you really drip arse water after douching your botty in preparation for anal?
:twisted:

Only a little splatter if you fart immediately after rotflmao
Oh god! lol
Question for all:
Do you sometimes wish you'd never asked??? lol
All the time :shock:
lol
Quote by essex34m
who let batfink in?

I have a feeling Fire won't be using Bullets....:shock:
lol
I like to text, but don't get any sad......mind you I've changed my number again and haven't given it out to anyone yet lol
Quote by sercher01
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother! asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
And if that doesn’t bring a lump to your throat ???????????????

Need I say more?
Quote by easy
The only cross-dressing I do is when I stub my toe in the dark getting up for an early shift thank-you-very-much. rolleyes :P

:giggle:
Me too lol
Quote by goose35
(and mistakenly including the Black Country as part of brum mad )

And Tamworth rolleyes
lol
Quote by Darkfire
moi? lol
I dont have that 'power' here Dollop I'm afraid - I'm the gobby twat no one pays attention to cos they know one 'shag me' pm and I run off crying for me mam lol

Er.......Just call me "Mammy"! :shock: redface :giggle:
wink

(And I pay attention to you.....although I should pay atention more lol )
Quote by BiWelshMinx
If I didn't colour mine it would be salt n pepper hair confused Yeah, thanks Dad! lol

Salt and Pepper....Will have to remember that lol
Quote by Darkfire
i like reducing him (bless lol) into a quivering wreck while trying to serve me, its so obvious what's going through his head :lol2:

So it's not just us (i.e. me redface ) that you do it too.....:shock:
You evil woman! smackbottom (But I like it....wink )