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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Juniper_couple
redface redface redface redface
I'll have a few more glasses of Fosters then attempt a reply again!

:notes:
You got a spare one? redface (I can't believe I've posted in here....and I still owe DF a pervy PM ffs....rolleyes )
Quote by celestria
My conscience is clear... my babies are returned to me in an overtired sugar rush hyperactive state every weekend... about time the tables were turned lol lol

*Makes note to self.....Don't get on the wrong side of Celestria.....lol *
Quote by Darkfire
ok then Drew (and anyone else :wink) do you think orgasm is guaranteed through :wanker: then, or is there a 'technique'/ grip/rhythm/ whatever that you know will bring you off quicker/stronger ?
Definitely a technique. A few times I've been given a HJ, and the lady in question has not been able to make me come as she didn't know the "stages". I mean the different stages of arousal that happen on the way to climax. It's difficult for me to articulate to someone what they need to do to get me to come, and I suppose it could be frustrating to the lady too. But, I suppose the reverse is also true. :giggle:
and for the purposes of playing - could you 'teach' that to your partner, or would you just do it yourself? dunno

As above, it would be difficult to describe how to do it, but I would try to. I would certainly prefer a lady tell me (suggest, threaten etc... lol ) how to make them come too....
Quote by celestria
OK now my weekend really starts... kids taken to party to get all hot, sweaty, tired and hyperactive just in time to go home with their daddy :giggle:
Tart is in the kitchen cooking curry for dinner... now where's my G&T and is there space in a pee free jacuzzi???

That's evil Cel.....Hans Brix should have looked in the Uk for the realweapons of mass distruction....lol
The erm......(very) abridged Version O Fiery Atramentous one!
lol
It really depends on who I'm with. I rarely meet anyone I haven't at least met at a munch or talked to in chat etc. I'm also very sensitive in certain areas, so if the lady in question find one such area it could be over in short order. However, the factors of whether or not I have been really looking forward to meeting them, whether we get on at most or all levels, and whether they have similar swingerests (swinging interests lol ) as me come into it too. Also, some people are naturally able to put others at ease. I'm nervous - always. The difference is day to day, the degree or depth. I love both penetrative and oral sex (I love giving mainly in my case - I do get very guilty if someone performs for me redface Don't ask why I just do... :shock: ) If the lady I'm with is able to make me relax, then I'm very like to "get there" easily, speedily and happily....:twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
:twisted: - well, post the abridged version then hun, and I'll have the rest by pm wink
:giggle:

Would that count as the Pervy one I owe you.....? I've got writers block for naughty stories atm....rolleyes banghead
Quote by goram1979
Hi folks, sorry to be a pain but can someone tell me if my pic's came out ok or will i have to do them again? My pc is playing hard to get grrrrr
Cheers,
Jamie

The pictures (three of) can be seen. Atleast I can lol
Quote by Darkfire
crack open the vino then, I'll come back to this later! lol

It would take more than Vino to say exactly what I want...:giggle:
But an abridged version is starting to take shape.....ish lol
I'd reply, but to be honest I'm too redface
Maybe in a bit....lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've been around with my feather duster so do I deserve a Baileys? biggrin

No! smackbottom
flipa
You haven't "cleaned my clock" yet, (take that how you will...rolleyes ) Oh Nemesis of mine! :twisted:
:giggle:
Have you been listening to the 'Korean Clock Lady'? :shock:
No.
:giggle:
Quote by easy
Trinny and Susannah say "That hat with that hair? That's a big NO NO!"

:giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Dollop goes in search of a handbag to match his hat! biggrin

DG Owns a whale's tail....but didn't know what it was rolleyes
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Quote by MikeNorth
When Sassy-Seren appeared at the Welsh Assembly, all the male members instantly stood to attention. smile

Mike North was once asked "what qualities does it take to be a swinger?"
Mike replied "It takes allsorts..."
:giggle:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've been around with my feather duster so do I deserve a Baileys? biggrin

No! smackbottom
flipa
You haven't "cleaned my clock" yet, (take that how you will...rolleyes ) Oh Nemesis of mine! :twisted:
:giggle:
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I have no sense of humour. i can't do - I don't find anyone else funny.

You've laughed at my jokes...rolleyes
Or was you laughing at me...? :shock:
*Takes the hump....*
/flounce
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I've just finished my first week at work being a full time permanent employee. Was being trained on something other than I normally do, so made time move quickly. After work, collected my wages from hole in the wall, and found I was lucky enough not to be affected by all the shit affecting banks world wide :giggle: (For those that don't know, bank transactions have gone tits up for some reason....).
And of course the Doctor graces our screens again tomorrow cool
A very good week for a feckin' change! biggrin
Quote by mistress_sassy
Or Teasey.... you tart! lol lol

SO says the woman who turned me into who I am today....rolleyes
And Essex, regarding the handbag holding - Dippy may give it to you....but who says owt about keeping it about your person.....?

(Don't ask me where to put it....I haven't thought that far ahead yet....lol )
Quote by markz
I googled mine and it said "who" rolleyes

That'll be right then....rolleyes
Quote by Drewxcore
By request i have started this group, as yet we have two members.
Drewxcore
Gothic Punk
Anyone with surgery to moan about can join the group just to piss and moan to thier hearts content x

I had surgery at the age of two, to remove a Blood clot from an artery into the Brain (yes... I do have one rolleyes )
My gripe is that although it's saved my life, my hair line on my neck is forever ruined!
(Okay, okay I can't see it it....but even so....lol )
Quote by Drewxcore
hermatite, do you do use Tiscali to connect to the internet? If so, please read the thread below biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/102492.html
If you don't, just ignore me because I am of no use what so ever :lol2:

no use? i wouldnt say that. It would seem that people can use you to spell out certain letters. Perhaps the navy could use you as signal?
Ensign Dawnie...lol
Or should that be Able Seawoman Dawnie....:giggle:
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Quote by Xxxsexy24uxxx
:happy:
I cant wait although i'll never look at the Doctor the same since I had a dream involving the Doctor, Rose Tyler and the most unusual but amazing night out dogging :giggle:

Don't tell me you went to Uranus.....:giggle:
Quote by Jags
My message tone on my own mobile is the Tardis noise, still sends shivers up my spine. Oh, and my wallpaper is a large gold Dalek.
Wish we still had our very own Big Black Dalek! :cry:
kiss kiss

I have seen a remote control dalek....available in 3 colours: Red (old style), White and Gold (the Davros Imperial Dalek colour) and Renegade Black.....
What? dunno
lol
Quote by Jags
And he's back this Saturday... not much gets me too excited these days but just the sound of the Tardis 'thurming' is enough to get my bottom on the sofa and my eyes squinting to look whilst at the same time not looking.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:happy:

Before my Lappy was stolen I used it to make an Mp3 of the theme tune (my tv's sound goes through my hifi...) for the default ringtone on my phone......:giggle:
Can't wait! biggrin
Quote by sexkittenhfx
ass :smug:

Bucket too lol
Also shirt lol
*ahem* Better leave it at that....don't want to give the wrong impression! :shock:
Too late I suppose lol
Quote by cu3b4ll
Sorry - I haven't managed to get past:
polish
kiss
strip
redface
In edit: 'legs' is funny! lol

I take you haven't tried sex yet then....lol
Not that I would know of course....redface
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Found "Wrestle" too...but it's just arm wrestling lol
Quote by splendid_

Peanut? That's almost as bad as Mar....Mer.....Marm.....I can't say it..... :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Damn...I thought we had a sillyuke: emote on here lol

My favourite snack..
2 slice of beautiful granary/seedy/wholemeal type bread
peanut butter.
marmite
cucumber
lovely!
...... do you fancy coming round for tea Dlep??
splendid
Yes if the M and P words are nowhere near....mind you I don't like cucumber either lol
Cheese and Pickle Sarnies are a different matter though biggrin
Quote by firelizard
Anyway my little snack is....
2 digestive biscuits, spread with crunchy peenut butter and topped with a layer of strawberry jam. Sounds disgusting but it's lovely and you only need one knife and no pots to make it. :smug:

Peanut? That's almost as bad as Mar....Mer.....Marm.....I can't say it..... :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Damn...I thought we had a sillyuke: emote on here lol
Quote by sercher01
shurrup and showus your tarriff :twisted: redface
Earthy xx

Is that like shaking TicTaks?
lol
And I see that someone else has started calling me Delp.....(Copyright NaughtyNymphos....lol )
i nealy put Dollop :giggle:
that pink tye changed my mind :shock:
It wasn't pink rolleyes
It's violet ffs...lol
Quote by earthchild
shurrup and showus your tarriff :twisted: redface
Earthy xx

Is that like shaking TicTaks?
lol
And I see that someone else has started calling me Delp.....(Copyright NaughtyNymphos....lol )
Quote by Darkfire
does that mean someone's waved the :giveup: ??

Never....it just means that I was at work....rolleyes
Some of us have to you know....lol

(and after nearly two years without a permanent Job, it's just as well....lol )