Quote by Darkfire
I dont cook, I just do dessert
vodka jelly Giesha-style :twisted: :rascal:
what??
(it's Geisha :giggle: )
See, told you I'm good at cooking up trouble.....:giggle:
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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands
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Think I should leave this thread well alone Quote by Edin BBW
*sticks nose in to see what's going on*
You causing trouble again Wideboy???? :evil2:
No Essex isn't responsible this time......
I wonder who it could be though?
I have read the thread dollop and have to say, I can't believe you would cause this without being led astray by someone, you are just too nice. :giggle:
Mission: Pulling wool over people's eyes
Status: Completed......:twisted:
:giggle:
As for being led astray.....well, way back in the day, I was given a lot of tutorage from a certain Mistress....Never looked back either.....
for you!Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I just love all these guys who are so big and so strong when they are hiding behind a computer screen. Not so brave when it comes to real life :twisted:
I will be the first to admit that I'm not all "The Big I am", but when people challenge me and then when I see them next bottle it, I feel rather cheated.
So....as I said Let's be having you then.....:giggle:
Quote by jaymar
I think the ball and chain is a common one for stags.. not really that up on stag do's I'm afraid, only ever catered for hens (Ann Summer's parties).. hmm actually you could get him some male toys!
A PSP is gonna hit the wallet a bit ain't it?
Why not find out what clothes he hates wearing (flares etc...)....and then make him wear them! :twisted:
hoi! ye kna what I meant!
I do, but thought I'd bring it up anyway...:giggle:
Quote by mdr2000
Some choice words on his chest/bum/back with suncream and a good sunlamp? A henna tattoo? depends how much you like him and how daring you want to be....
Or a t-shirt with "Spank me - I've been naughty!" :giggle:
If there is one guarantee in life, it's drunken people always do what a message on a t-shirt tells them too
Quote by Drewxcore
I think the ball and chain is a common one for stags.. not really that up on stag do's I'm afraid, only ever catered for hens (Ann Summer's parties).. hmm actually you could get him some male toys!
A PSP is gonna hit the wallet a bit ain't it?
Why not find out what clothes he hates wearing (flares etc...)....and then make him wear them! :twisted:
oooo!!!
Shave all his hair off. Paint him black, paint a white stripe down his back and dump him on the hard shoulder of the M25!
:giggle:
Or the M6.
Quote by jaymar
I think the ball and chain is a common one for stags.. not really that up on stag do's I'm afraid, only ever catered for hens (Ann Summer's parties).. hmm actually you could get him some male toys!
A PSP is gonna hit the wallet a bit ain't it?
Why not find out what clothes he hates wearing (flares etc...)....and then make him wear them! :twisted:
