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16 Mar 2007

At work I use a black or blue pen, but if I'm writing letters to friends (Rarely I know what with that interweb thingy....:shock: )I use purple biggrin

I have been known to use Red from time to time too..... innocent

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16 Mar 2007

All I can say is that the "age limit" is flexible for me. If I get on with someone and they do with me then who knows? biggrin

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16 Mar 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
have you warmed it?
why you drinking Sake? cant stand it myself but each to there own.

I'm a Japanophile lol

and I actually prefer it cold (I know it should be warmed up, but I think it's better cold lol

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16 Mar 2007

I'm drinking Saké after not having any for aaaaages.....so my typing may go to bollox soon lol

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16 Mar 2007

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Chocolate? Did someone mention chocolate?
TFI Friday!!
Can I have a large something please?

I'm large.....and definitely something :shock:
:giggle:

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16 Mar 2007

I was under the impression that a bull was a male who has sex with a married woman, usually in a cuckold situation (I had to wiki it....)

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16 Mar 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
mine doesn't say anything

You could learn a lot from it then, Skiddy rolleyes

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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15 Mar 2007

Quote by markz
mine doesn't say anything

Like hell it don't Doggy boy.... rolleyes

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15 Mar 2007

Quote by jaymar
come... let us discuss this over some Guns n Roses :karaoke: and a Jack Daniels & Coke

"'Cos yooooooooooooou could be miiiiiiiiiine! Yeah!"
:giggle:

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15 Mar 2007

OLd Jamaica....yes, I know Cadbury's still do it, but I can never find it where I live sad

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15 Mar 2007

Quote by jaymar
I think I'm falling for you.... :smitten:

If only it were so....:inlove:
wink

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14 Mar 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Poison - Alice Cooper
Paranoid - Black Sabbath

That is way too naughty for a pub song, :shock:
"I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name"
You haven't been to some of the pubs round here then.... lol

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14 Mar 2007

There's a couple of pub's that I used to go in with friends that played the following (and others - I'm not going to incriminate myself too much lol

) and we all used to jump around like idiots playing air guitar.....yes, I know.... rolleyes

Jump - Van Halen
Sweet child of mine G'n'R
Final Countdown - Europe
Poison - Alice Cooper
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Smoke on the water - Deep Purple
Ace of Spades - Motorhead
Can't remember the others....maybe because we used to be rather unsteady (read - drunk or atleast on the way :shock: ) by then lol

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14 Mar 2007

Quote by HornyCambs
Ours says that Mrs H likes to get her clothes off in the great outdoors, and I love taking photos of her.
It also shows off two of the many wonderful things I adore about her - beautiful red hair, and a very fetching butt

I can see why! redface

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14 Mar 2007

I have noticed that since changing mine I have been getting Darker (not moody or depressing or owt...I'm actually upbeat at the moment lol

) I mean that I'm finally getting around to doing thinks I've always wanted to do :twisted:
So watch out :rascal:

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14 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
so I'm very open to 'I cant fookin stand you Dark' pm's at the mo,

For a moment, I thought this said "I can't fuck you standing up...." :shock:
I thought "lying down is always best I think".....then I realised.....:doh:
redface

I really need to get my head seeing too lol

(Sorry, Darkfire....:giggle: )

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13 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
...as long as its not a shag-me one

Oh bollox

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13 Mar 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Mine just reflects my favourite pastime of tit perving

For once I agree with my Arch nemesis......I could perv at them all day :rascal:
bolt

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13 Mar 2007

Well, things have sort have gotten better. I've been working for an agency at A National Distributional Centre for a DIY company for about 13 weeks. The Company have said that in two weeks they are taking me off the Agency's books and I'll be working for them!
A permanent job at last!
(Only took me nearly 2 years ffs... rolleyes

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13 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
but this one works a treat for keeping the quick-shag brigade out of my pm box )

I think the cat's out of the proverbial bag now....:doh:
lol

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13 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
the 'community'

Sorry to hack you post up like this DF, but this is what's most important to me. We may be split here, there and indeed everywhere, but we all fly the same banner and flag biggrin

As I said earlier, the reason I don't come here much is due to internetless circumstances :cry:

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13 Mar 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
That I'm a wee bit naughty?

Only a bit?! :shock:
wink

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13 Mar 2007

I'll try to read anything thats on here (time allowing), however I do like the challenges, the silly ones (although I'm not nearly the hijacker I used to be :shock: ) and the serious ones lol

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13 Mar 2007

I've had a fair few in the time I've been here - Me with clothes on, clothes off some silly ones and the latest one reflects a few tongue in cheek (or I think they were) comments on my cheekiness lately.... rolleyes

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13 Mar 2007

Victims?

Erm, I'm usually made interested or atleast aware by the combination of the chat room and forums to begin with......then Munches.....:twisted:
But, I wouldn't know anything about being a Munch whore, oh no...... innocent

23 and counting.... lol

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13 Mar 2007

A few things have happened, resulting in me not being here nearly as much as I used to be.
But I'm still around.....:twisted:

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4 Mar 2007

Quote by hornyinslough
I've always epilated my bikini line but decided to go the whole hog. FFS it was taking forever, not as efficient as on other areas so had to go over and over the same area and a tad more painful than normal :shock:

I'm surprised you don't use that technique for "interrogation" purposes.... lol

I do...when's your appointment? :twisted:
Will have to work something out.....:twisted:
:giggle:

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4 Mar 2007

Quote by hornyinslough
I've always epilated my bikini line but decided to go the whole hog. FFS it was taking forever, not as efficient as on other areas so had to go over and over the same area and a tad more painful than normal :shock:
So I gave up and had a hollywood waxing the other day, mmmm, nice'n'smooov!!!
Think I'll keep the epilator for under my arms and legs only and leave me other bits to the professionals

I'm surprised you don't use that technique for "interrogation" purposes.... lol

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4 Mar 2007

Quote by little gem
Have they changed the rules about people who have had sex with bisexual man not being able to give blood?
X

No - anyone who have had sex with a bi/gay male can't. hence why I don't anymore. Not just because of the safety aspect, but because I don't agree with it.

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4 Mar 2007

It's been far too long since I've had a hang over, so I'll have to find out soon to see if it's true..... innocent

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