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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by little gem
I tend to type emotes by hand too. It takes too long to find the one I want....lol

Are you sure you don't just copy and paste them from your signature? poke lol
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rolleyes
Always about the sig ain't it...? lol
No, I don't...wink
Quote by little gem
We have a PM box you know dollop! lol

But I don't get to be on here that much and talking is far better in person....lol
I tend to type emotes by hand too. It takes too long to find the one I want....lol
Quote by little gem
Can you put Neil and I down for this please and we'll confirm nearer to the time.
Thanks.
x

We might be able to finally finish that conversation we started...lol
wink
Quote by easy

When the Emails were sent for some reason the site thought I was a free member....but it's back to "normal" now.....rolleyes
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Easy, Dont believe a word of it, I bet Dlep had stuck you ignore that is why he wasnt getting your pm's lol lol
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smackbottom
I would never do such a thing lol
:huh:
Honestly! You send people a few obscene PMs and they put you on ignore. What's the world coming to?
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I'm not against obscene PM's every now and then.....I never get any though sad
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

When the Emails were sent for some reason the site thought I was a free member....but it's back to "normal" now.....rolleyes
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Easy, Dont believe a word of it, I bet Dlep had stuck you ignore that is why he wasnt getting your pm's lol lol
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smackbottom
I would never do such a thing lol
Quote by goose35
I havent dreamed for a few years now as i don't get into a deep sleep.

Sounds like you suffer from not getting enough REM sleep (Rapid eye movement)like me - the stage of sleep that you dream in. It is usually benficial as it "destresses" the mind. I suffer from Insomnia, but it's not as bas as it used to be.....it can be hit and miss, and even now I'm not 100% sure what makes me stay awake.....sad
Quote by easy
All sorted now easy :thumbup:
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cool cool cool :cheers:
When the Emails were sent for some reason the site thought I was a free member....but it's back to "normal" now.....rolleyes
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
No one wants to die alone.

It's one of my worst fears....not dying without a partner, but being physically alone.
I can't really comment on the validity of Euthansia as my feelings are stuck in the middle. I can see both view points, but I can't decide which way I'd "go" in the end as it were if I had to make a decision like this....
Quote by varca

Nope I've got that title Fabio lol. They usually have to give up with me, I forget the medical reason as to why they have to stop, freshness

It's to ensure that air and other contaminents don't get into it. A safety measure really.
Thanks Dlep, at least next time I'll know why biggrin
I was always the exact opposite....I'd just get comfy and then they'd tell me to get up and get a biscuit.....I usually felt gutted as them beds were good for me back! lol
Quote by varca
Nope I've got that title Fabio lol. They usually have to give up with me, I forget the medical reason as to why they have to stop, freshness

It's to ensure that air and other contaminents don't get into it. A safety measure really.
I used to give blood, but as I've had a couple of tattoo's (and as a Bi- curious male rolleyes ) I decided to stop.
I don't agree with the rules, but I have decided that until things change I won't give any more. I'm safe, always been safe and I can't see why being bi/curious/gay stops someone from being a donor......
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Def LEPpard.....lol

No accounting for taste eh? rolleyes
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One of these days.......smackbottom
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Mine was originally Plum - an old Nick name in real life , but I was better known as Dlep or Def LEPpard.....lol
People still ask even now lol
Ren and Stimpy
Or
Beavis and Butthead....:shock:
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Quote by Freckledbird
Mr Danem has been on at me for weeks now about talking dirty during sex, redface I kinda stuggle with this one confused need some ideas on how I build up the courage to do this for him without sounding like a prat redface
Any suggestions? dunno

Yes, tell him you're not comfortable with it if you aren't. Or find something he's not comfortable doing and get him to do that before you agree to talk dirty to him.
A bit of give and take like FB says.
He may realise how much this is making you uncomfortable. sad
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Although, having seen Winchy's new avatar, we could get em both perky and have a jousting competition with em rotflmao

Carefull, Dawnie and Winchie are actually hiding Weapons of mass Distraction....:shock:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Maybe.....maybe not wink
Fee
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Be still my heart! :inlove:
Oh...you meant someone elses.... :cry:
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Quote by martellnotts
I now know why men dont have handbags
They just can't be handbags ladies containing all that stuff - Suitcases maybe - not handbags
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I've seen Metal Cargo load boxes for freightliners smaller than some womens handbags...:shock:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
Oh dear... well you did ask!
The contents of my handbag...
Purse
Diary
Phone
Hairbrush
Make-up
Perfume
Variety of hair clips (3)
Bus tickets (several - now in the bin)
Receipts
Cough sweeties
Antibiotics
Decongestants
Orbit
Smints
Mirror
Flight details
Airport carpark booking confirmation
Umbrella
iPod
Headphones
Condoms
Phone charger
That's all I can remember off the top of my head... I may have to add more when I actually drag my ass off the sofa and look! wink

Sadly I looked and have some things I missed:
Work keys
House keys
Car keys
Nurofen
Security blanket redface
Cheque book
USB memory stick thingy
Four pens (all purple)
Dog biscuits
Gloves
Vaseline
Handsfree thingy
No wonder it weighs a ton!!
rolleyes
Makes mental note to mug David Tennant so that DG can get to future Munches without straining her shoulders.....:giggle:
Quote by easy
Dlep I'm getting PMs from you and from others, but I'm guessing there's a problem at your end. dunno
Other PMs I've sent after yours have been read as well so I'm not quite sure what's happening.
PM me en email address and we'll try it that way. ;)
Cheers
Steve & Jo xxx

Hi guys, are you asking to be added to the list?
I knew it....Sassy is blocking Communications with the outside world rolleyes
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Quote by easy
Oi! Fluffikins.....Can I go or not? 8 Pages and no word on whether I'm on the list or not.....rolleyes
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(I'm doomed, doomed to suffer, me.....)
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redface redface redface
Well one out of about 150 isn't that bad is it? innocent
PM sent mate. ;)
Oh and if you call me fluffikins again you will be doomed to suffer. evil :P lol
Still waiting....unless there's a site problem :cry:
And I will only be in trouble if I allow Sassy to catch up with me....lol
Some people do I suppose. Others find a relationship as a result of being here, but wasn't actively looking for one at the time.
Vive la diference I suppose biggrin
Oi! Fluffikins.....Can I go or not? 8 Pages and no word on whether I'm on the list or not.....rolleyes
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(I'm doomed, doomed to suffer, me.....)
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Judging from what some ladies have in their Handbags, it seems they carry a small TARDIS on their shoulders....:shock:
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The attitude of some SM's is a reason I don't go to Clubs much nowadays......the other being the bloody cost! :shock:
But, yes unfortunately there are those that are just ignorant - couples and SW's too. I once went to a club and merely asked a couple if it was their first time there like mine and was told to "Fuck off, we aren't interested..." :shock:
Good manners are free and I've always followed the Maxim "Do unto others..."
Works so far anyway.
I like Madness, and of course you only have to see my Forum name to work out my Ultimate Fave lol
Quote by dambuster

So do you look like your partner . . . . . Have you tried morphing ?????????

You be the judge

dunno
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As LilacGem has said I must like no body too :shock:
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Quote by Countess
Hi, as a shy newbie, is it possible that I could come?

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