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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands
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Quote by Sarah
Dlep
The PP are untouchable!!
No chance :giggle:
Where there is a will (and when Sassy-Seren reads this I WILL need one :giggle: ) there's a way....:twisted:
I will find the PP hideout...and I will bring you all to your knees.
(Even if it's through telling the worst of my worst jokes.... )
Quote by Sassy-Seren
what's that pain in me neck????!
Me - I'm your pain in the neck
Could be worse FB.....I'm just a pain in the arse...and not that of anyone in particular either.....
Such a pity I'm not into anal :giggle:
*Puts said quote into "Weapons to use against the PP" manual.....:rascal:
:giggle:
Quote by jaymar
I dread to think what people think of me. I just don't want to consider the horror....:shock:
:giggle:
Well.. as I haven't really spoken to you and don't know you I cannot really comment, but looking at your avatar you look very much like a young Suggs.. am I near??
As in Madness? Er...the only resemblance is that I am mad :shock:
Some unkind git said I look like a greying Egon Spengler (from the Ghostbusters films.....cheek! I'm not THAT geeky
) Quote by Sassy-Seren
I hope you have a great time hun.
I arrange girls nights in ( aka the Pussy Posse ) on a social scale ( though not strictly :twisted: ) and we're having our 3rd one on the same night as yours. We have such a great time and it's fab to get the girls together for a sleepover. You'd be surprised how many guys are desperate to know what goes on behind my doors :giggle:
I hope yours goes just as well :thumbup:
I will find out one day Woman.....the LAPP will prevail!
:giggle:
Quote by Sweet_pea
I feel better about myself than I did a couple of years ago. I have a way to go, but the journey to being confident has finally been started. A small step maybe, but it was a dificult one.
But there again I do overthink things all the time (or so I'm told :shock:
What step did you take? Just curious as some days i have confidence in myself, others i don't want get out of bed!
It was a mental one really. Although I enjoyed the social side of Munches etc, I was so used to it that the "real" reason for them was lost. It got to the point that I didn't dare be more "forward" and say to people that I liked them ( I was far to nervous of rejection, and that I had misunderstood any flirting that may have taken place.) However, I was given a kick up the arse by a fair few members of the community and was told to "stop being so negative" and "do something". As I said - it's only a small step, but one that I don't regret taking. And it is leading to more and more steps.
(If that doesn't make any sense, then I apologise in advance, but Dlep ltd does not take any responsibility for any brain aches resulting from reading this post....:shock: :giggle: )
Quote by Sweet_pea
Thankyou
This was the kind of advice i needed on here. I feel less nervous just for sitting here in chat. Although I can't stay all day.
But with no experience it does sometimes seem like swinging is about nakedness and sex, glad to hear there is more to it!
On a serious point, for the first year and a half I've been in the community, I concentrated almost solely on the social side of things. I think for me that was a better thing. It enabled me to work out what I wanted (to a degree....even though I'm not entirely sure what I want - I may be greedy and want everything :giggle: )
Quote by sexkittenhfx
sweetpea, sexy is a state of mind not a body shape, i firmly beleive that.
... im happy sharing my sexyness with people who think im sexy, fat or not
that's what I mean
- now that is attractive! and she does it so well too 
awww thanks
you aint bad yourself chuck I can vouch for the two above notables.....
Tart? Me? Thinking of someone else you are....:shock:
Of COURSE it was ! :twisted:Quote by Cherrytree
Run 36...I'll distract 'em!
Right girls, we have another victim, I mean volunteer :twisted:
36, it looks like Dlep is joining you in the waxing and fishnet parade
Are you particularly hairy, guys? Might be best if you trim first. bagsy me with the clippers :twisted:
Firstly - I've been threatened with this soooooooo many times..... *yawn*
Secondly, you have to catch me first.....:giggle:
