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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Warmer
Err - what's going on here! :shock: Have any of you seen what fishnets look like on hairy legs?! :shock:

36 don't worry about the hairy legs, we will wax them for you, won't we girls :twisted:cruel, but count me in :twisted:
Run 36...I'll distract 'em! lol
I always get pre-munch nerves....I day I stop getting them is the day I have to walk away.
I'm glad you enjoyed it 36....I may get to meet you myself one day....lol (You may regret it too lol )
Quote by Sarah
Well you will have to up your offer lol
But mine still stands :bounce: weekend all planned including some shopping, social drinkies, eating etc etc
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Bollox! How can I compete with bloody shopping ffs!?!?! rolleyes sad
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Quote by Shireen
I sometimes feel that i fall between the two - vanilla and swinger. When i go out with vanilla friends i feel too "tarty" or "flirty" or even kinky. But when im out with swingers, i feel too inhibited.

That's how I feel too :thumbup:
Does that make sense?
Suze xx

Absolutely kiss
From the looks of the replies so far I dont think I am alone :bounce: :giggle:
Same here....after nearly two years on this site (you poor people :shock: lol ), I'm only recently doing any actual swinging. In the past I would go to Munches and events as someone who is in between the two. It's taken sometime and I still feel I have some way to go, but I'm getting there lol
Where ever "There" is....lol
Quote by Sarah
Weekend of loving? I wish! rolleyes

You are welcome to come over here and join us and 2 other females!! :P
Oi! How very dare you give a better offer!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Weekend of loving? I wish! rolleyes

You only had to ask...:rascal:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I like "Cruisin' fer a bruisin'" lol but then I am Glaswegian! lol
Fee
XX

Sounds good to me if you're offering :rascal:
lol
Quote by hornyinslough
As in any large group with one common interest such as swinging, smaller groups will form out of having a variety of interests - just like the chatrooms, whether that's by location or interest.
Having attended a couple of munches/socials now, I'm thinking a social just for swingles might be a great idea. C'mon single swingers, if you think it's something you'd want, shout and let's add another 'diverse' social to the calendar lol

If it helps me infiltrate the PP then I'm game :twisted:
lol
Quote by kazswallows

Sassy, my chief of security and Lep her helpful sub lol, thank you for all your hard work, again you took the pressure of me, you did a fantastic job kiss

rotflmao since when did a sub use a master as a tray for to place his drink on rofl rotflmao

Since she gave you permission to do so lol lol lol lol lol lol
Just to remind you.....it's now 460 lol
Quote by kazswallows
You really were slacking on the job last night lol lol lol

You wasn't though :inlove:.....Once again your outfit was amazing....lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Kaz and all the helpers, thanks so much for organising yet another sucessful and brilliant night. So very sorry we had to leave so early but I dont think everyone appeciated me sneezing and coughing all over them. Its the first munch were I was safely tucked up in bed before midnight :cry:
Kaz kiss Thank You for everything kiss

Damn! I missed you both again! sad
Next time then lol
Quote by hornyinslough
I'm still waiting for someone to "Educate" me....:rascal:
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Tsk! Forgotton last night's biology lesson so quickly?! rolleyes
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I was being discrete....rolleyes
So much for that then.....:giggle:
kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dollop, it's a very brave man who would think to take on the Pussy Posse ladies but a rather dim one who thinks he could outfox us. We put the POX in POXY and don't you forget it wink

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bolt
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Oh dear. :doh: Some men never learn do they? rolleyes
I'm still waiting for someone to "Educate" me....:rascal:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dollop, it's a very brave man who would think to take on the Pussy Posse ladies but a rather dim one who thinks he could outfox us. We put the POX in POXY and don't you forget it wink

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bolt
lol
I'm having problems getting into any of the servers......and when I do it is very slow.....what I type is shown on screen about 3 or more minutes after I type it sad
Quote by Sarah
I would head for Scotland
lol
:P

lol
I'm not that naive.....:shock:
lol
Quote by hornyinslough
Must find the location......just because I'm not around as much, don't think I'm not ready to lead the resistance.....:twisted:

Lead the resistance all you want Dollop but just remember how easy it was for Agent Hornyinslough to infiltrate the LAPP wink
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*ahem* There is such a thing as "Misinformation" you know......:rascal:
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Quote by hisandhers
And only 5 more posts Dlep to be a gobshite like the rest of us lol

I've always been one of them.....:giggle:
bolt
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Thanks hunni. You're more than welcome and you can tell Stormy to :2fingers: He's just jealous :smug:

Must find the location......just because I'm not around as much, don't think I'm not ready to lead the resistance.....:twisted:
Well!
I've been to some excellent Events, but this one is amongst the greatest. As well, as being Kaz's Birthday and Vix and Reece's Wedding Anniversary it was my 21st/1st year Anniversary Munch :shock: :giggle: I remember my first one well. It was Kaz's last year. A lot has happened in that time - I wouldn't change a thing. lol
Thanks to everyone I've spoken to, especially to a certain two (they know who they are - Thank you very much biggrin / kiss ) I did hope to meet as many new faces (to me I mean), but as regular Munchers know - it's very difficult to be able to get around to everyone.
I will get there.......eventually lol
Dlep biggrin
I very rarely drink at Munches...or at anytime for that matter. Although it means I'm usually quite nervous because of it (plus the fact I usually drive home after than stay over....), I never get the hangover that inevitably results.....lol
Quote by dambuster
I think if you can control the mind, to varying degrees; you should be able to "lose yourself" and not think about anything else, or perhaps wander off to a better place in your mind.

I have to do that all the time :shock:
Can you tell? lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My name is Sassy and I'm a chocoholic redface

Same here redface redface
Quote by Lilmiss
ooooo i fianlly get to meet lilmiss smile)))))))))))))
angel, you dont need candy floss your sweet enough smile cool

Oh feck... i forgot ive gotta meet loads of new people
Scared now confused

You will be when you meet me lol
<<<<<Face that can stop a clock lol
I lost my Marbles (the mental ones).....Some would say I never found them again either rolleyes
So, if you do find them.....lol
I'm still waiting for a certain Sassy_Seren to administer my treatment....rolleyes
Bloody NHS.....:lol;
Only hours left.......:giggle:
Can you tell I'm looking forward to it?
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I'm very sorry to hear this. I'm not sure if I had the pleasure of meeting you both, but I can only say my thoughts are with you and your family at this time sad
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
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Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
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Step behind those curtains and remove your clothes. Then you can tell me what's wrong :rascal:
Everything....:shock:
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