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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
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Does your mortal enemy (and possible husband :shock: ) get treatment then? lol
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I rarely get enough REM sleep, so haven't dreamed much lately.....But my sleep patterns are better now my situation is more stable lol
Quote by aj1980
do name badges and stuff get given out? wink
are there any other singles on here who have advice for my first time?
AJ

Be yourself. Talk to people and just have fun. But remember to respect other peoples limits and views.
Hope your first is a good one biggrin
Quote by Scandal
Any volunteers for a massage ??

I'm surprised you've got the front to ask!! lol wink
She's got that alright!
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Nice new Avatar Minxy (well, it's new to me lol )
All I can say is that The community is important to me. Very important.
At one stage I had more in common with you all than my former flatmate.......rolleyes
How many Munches do you need to go to to be a Munch tart.
I've been to 19 or 21 (I can't remember lol ) events last year....:shock:
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Quote by Sarah
Fee
You are on reception and first examination duties.
Make sure you examine every inch of any one reporting.
Any one who proves not to be ill and is pulling a fast one can be sent to clean up the Mods coffee cups etc.
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I've been told I'm sick often enough :shock:
Can I report to the Lady Fee for examination now? Can I? Can I?
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Nowt wrong with me biggrin
Fit as a fiddle and raring to go wink
So can I be a nursey please.....I have healing hands cool
Fee
XX

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
*Cough, Cough, splutter etc.......*
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Quote by essex34m
who said anything about the car being slow - do you have Miss Daisy in the back?

No.....usually the BlueOceans, and they aren't squeemish, I'm a relatively safe driver....:giggle:
Quote by essex34m

always having the feeling that Im not good enough I suppose. confused

I know exactly what you mean there - have thought the same about me
redface
me too
Me four....lol
Quote by essex34m

Truckers can see where I am

course they can see where you are, you are the one that sits on the inside lane doing 54mph, when they want to do 56
rolleyes
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My car isn't that slow....lol
But seriously, if people just used a bit more common sense, things wouldn't be as bad as they can be.....
When ever it's windy (Or any other "extreme" weather conditions) I make sure that:
Truckers can see where I am (not that I don't anyway, but I make sure it's bloody obvious....) Tail gaters of any kind piss me off so much.
If I have to overtake I give them as much room as possible.
It's bad enough driving a bloody transit, but in a truck....? Am glad you're okay Dammie.
Quote by Freckledbird

So folks - how did you feel at your first munch or before you attend any others

Nervous and still get butterflies confused
Same here.....The day I DON'T get them is the day I know it's not for me any more......
Just to confirm, after last week or so......yes I AM STILL GOING.......! :twisted:
Only a week to go too biggrin
Thanks to everyone I met, especially those I haven't met before, b ut have "known" for some time.
I'm too tired to be able to post more, but thanks to everyone for a great night! biggrin
I will admit to NOT being very naughty this year :shock:, but aim to improve on that next year.....:giggle:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Have to?? rolleyes What about wanting to? wink :twisted:

It's the same thing isn't it? :inlove:
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I haven't got a clue who you are felixx, sorry wink
I'm feeling generous so I'll give you a 5 anyway biggrin
Fee
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As your official Bitch I have to give you ten hun :inlove:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Noel 2/10

get to a munch wink
Yeah Noel, get to a munch, we dont bite lol well most of us dont bite!
Mr Powers, well considering all the films you have made, I would definately have to give you 10/10 lol
Haven't met you both, but that Avatar is fairly well known to all biggrin
9/10
Sercher01
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
Posts: 1117
Survivor of That room , that thread with the pint glass and someone i've met a few times
9/10
lol
Quote by Stormwalker
What about those of us of more modest proportion less danglers, more sprouters? dunno

I think the sprouters are in dleps gang rolleyes
Dear Lord, can I fall any lower rolleyes
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To paraphrase StarWars.....
"There must be balance in the Swing....."
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Well, someone has to take on the Pussy Pose.......trouble is I'm not going to be around for sometime Because I can't afford internet where I'll be living from now on.....but as I've said in another thread.....I'll be back :twisted:
I love munches. This year, by the end I will have been to about 17 events. A lot. However, due to monetary commitments I'm going to have to calm it down - a lot. It's gut wrenching as I love seeing people - new and old friends alike. It is supprising how large events get nowadays, although events were large when I started Munching at the beginning of the year.
Munches have become a huge part of my life, but for now its going to have to take a backseat :cry:
What's really annoying too is that I'm not going to be around on SH for a long time either........but I will be back again :twisted:
On a variation, out of all the flights I have taken in recent years (about 10 I think), only 2 were comfortable enough for me to sit without getting cramped. I'm 6ft2" tall. The average height of people in general is increasing. Does that mean I have to pay extra for a seat that allows me basic comfort, by with I mean a couple of inches between my knees and the seat infront of me? Or do I have to try and get an exit seat, which nowadays is increasingly difficult?
Abilene sends her apologees but isnt able to go to this munch now. sad
She also asks if a Mod can help her - She hasn't been able to access SH for about two weeks.
Quote by Darkfire
lol - its mine tomorrow...at lunchtime .......... its also my leaving doo... where I will get the honour of waving goodbye to 'clients' who have the kind of lives where stability and continuity of care is paramount....as our Chief Exec has managed to run the company into the fuckin ground and forced the closure of another department, with 1 redundancy, another quit and the 3rd moving over into my job because she joined on a permanant contract before I did mad rolleyes
The only person not affected by recent events is the chief exec's son, who nicely gets promotion tomorrow ......and we're all getting together, plus a few others who probably have an axe to grind too, for the annual Xmas party to 'celebrate' in .....oooooo, just under 12 hours time drinkies
should be fun rotflmao

Hell hath no fury like a Darkfire scorned! :shock:
Sorry to hear all that hun kiss
As for me, I only started my Job on Monday and I'm working for an agency there (although there is posibility of Permanent work biggrin ) so even if I was invited I wouldn't know anyone. And to be honest although they all seem nice enough the thought of spending and evening with unfamiliar Vanilla's is potentially a more nerve wracking experience than my first Munch! (I prefer munches any day :thumbup: )
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I take it from your post you haven't been around for some time. The site has had modifications, and because of that problems too.
If you have SH saved as a book mark it might be because of that you had problems logging in. If you make a new bookmark and delete the old one it may solve it. It did for me biggrin
A lot of what I wanted to say has been said already. However, as a person who has thoroughly enjoyed Munches and Socials I can honestly say - Yes, it can be totally demorlaising sometimes. You try to get to know people as people (whether you want to play with them or not) and generally try to have a good time and you don't have much luck. But like a few have said, occassionally you meet someone and it's fantastic.
Best thing is, persevere. I have, and although I don't swing NEARLY as much as I would like, when it happens it makes you appreciate it all the more....biggrin
Just to confirm that yes I am going.
It's about time you two got hitched!
smackbottom
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Quote by sercher01
right ! iv had a think and id like to ask "D" from juniper-couple if she would mind being my pin-up redface
there was another sexy lady i wanted to ask but i dont handle rejection well confused

Do it Sercher biggrin
You may regret it if you dont biggrin