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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Sassy-Seren and Minxy are my pin us (out of many ) :inlove:
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Quote by Uknudistcouple
Hi Again
First day as I said I have been looking around the site and I have a few questions
1. What is whispering in the chat room?

It's like a private message Hence you "whisper it"
2. Lots of people seem to be logged on but not much chat is that normal?
Some might be watching cam's, some may be away from computer or the above mentioned whispering. It's fairly normal
3. Can I start a chat area about a subject I want to chat about?
Yes, as long as it doesn't break the chat room rules (which can be found in the chatroom forum)
Thx Julie

Quote by Uknudistcouple
Oh yes! and
4 what is the extras room
It's for people who have paid for the Extra's package
5 what are the locked areas
They are rooms that have been made by people who want certain people to be in there with them. The password is given to people they want in there via whispers or other methods.
sorry to be a bit thick Steve will laugh I am sure when he sees my posts
They're all fair questions and you shouldn't feel like that
Quote by Juniper_couple
Sorry for Hi-jacking UK redface
Off to get a room to punish Dlep :twisted: whip

Is also sorry..... sad
I'm a LAPP member.....I'm trained for this, so.......
Ready when you are Juniper :twisted:
Quote by Juniper_couple
Dlep - I hope you want your change coz im not giving ya another 49 shags :giggle:

I'm pretty sure that you're worth more than 50p for a shag.....
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But if I've underpaid you I'm sure we can come to an arrangement wink
(Sorry, but couldn't resist sad )
Quote by Billy_Bob_69
These young ones never learn. Should have given up by now.
It will all end in :cry:
Translation for Billy Bob:
Thes yong 1s don learn. Shud av gifen up by now.
itll end in :cry:

Almost there try yung given itl but ur txt speak aint bad wink
I hate text speak....... rolleyes
L33t h0w3var 15 |/|uc|-| 83t7er lol
Teh W1n50r! :giggle:
Quote by Juniper_couple
:welcome: They really are a friendly bunch wink
cheques to juniper later u lot

Sod cheques......here's the money I owe you.....

:giggle:
Quote by Uknudistcouple
also a bit nervous about entering the community.
Juliexxx

It can be like that. I had posted a fair while before I took the plunge and started a thread, so already you've made quite a large step forward biggrin
Hello and Welcome biggrin
Quote by leroy1867
Kind off but obviously without bringing death to the entire Jedi and luring us all to the dark side and thus placing us under sith control

I thought being a swinger was to be one with the dark side? And theres me trying to assimilate Vanilla's (aka the "Jedi" ) over here.....lol
Oh well, atleast I know now.....:giggle:
Quote by leroy1867
I've just thought. Can the leader's of Rival factions (i.e. The Pussy Posse and the LAPP) marry? dunno
Would be interesting though....:giggle:

You could bring unity to the SH world......
You mean like Anakin Skywalker was supposed to bring balance to the Force? :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've just thought. Can the leader's of Rival factions (i.e. The Pussy Posse and the LAPP) marry? dunno
Would be interesting though....:giggle:

Only if you give up your ridiculous attempt to infiltrate PP HQ ...................I'll sneak you in under cover of darkness :rascal:
:rascal:
Tell me where and when......wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm with you regarding Hogfather. I'm gonna have to ask my brother to tape it for me as I dont have sky sad
But this may start the ball rolling for more films (and about time too - I reckon they ought to do Men at Arms or Going Postal next :thumbup: )
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If they do another one it just HAS to be Reaper Man, complete with Cyril the dyslexic cockerel rotflmao
Nooo. Gotta have Detritus in it. I can relate to him to a degree. He tries his best, but is nearly always put down for it, and sometimes things go above even his head....."I ain't no fikko troll"
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I've just thought. Can the leader's of Rival factions (i.e. The Pussy Posse and the LAPP) marry? dunno
Would be interesting though....:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

To me, a woman is a woman in her own right. A piece of paper and a bit of metal on a finger does not define her as an individual or as a sexual person.

Dollop, I love you :inlove: marry me so I can become good in bed again :giggle:
Noooo! Marry me so that I'm no longer a dreaded single male! :shock:
(And 'cos I love ya.....:giggle: )
lol
I rather think that the debate of "married women vs single women" is a no brainer. To me, a woman is a woman in her own right. A piece of paper and a bit of metal on a finger does not define her as an individual or as a sexual person.
I mean should I be judged to be obnoxious, judgemental and single minded just because some other single blokes are perceived to be? (No, this isn't a knock at anyone, just the perceived opinion of single blokes in general.....)
I'm with you regarding Hogfather. I'm gonna have to ask my brother to tape it for me as I dont have sky sad
But this may start the ball rolling for more films (and about time too - I reckon they ought to do Men at Arms or Going Postal next :thumbup: )
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******LAPP Update******
PP operative designate Hornyinslough located trying to infiltrate the Chat rooms. All agents in this area are advised to use extreme caution. If she unleashes her secret weapon - the Web Cam do not, repeat DO NOT close in on subject. Regroup at LAPP headquarters......
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Quote by Dawnie
I'm going to bed, hopefully this thread was a terrible dream evil

Your bed or mine? :rascal:
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I can hardly type for laughing now, sorry redface

Aha..... I bet it's a guilty laugh as well!!..... *Sigh*
What are we going to do with you Dawn??
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Spank me dunno
You know you want to rotflmao
Get ready then wink
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Quote by Shireen

You know how her mind works mind ;)

*Sigh* Alas I do Minxy.... I have tried to teach her to be a little more ladylike but it just isn't working
A case of "Do as I say, not as I do?"
:giggle:
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Quote by BiWelshMinx
But I like to say Hi ! redface lol :twisted:

I know you do :twisted:
And I loved every minute of it redface
PipeMaster sorry to hijack, but old habits like perving are difficult to give up, and like Shireen has said....a lot of the main perv's (shireen included....:giggle: ) are here right now...lol
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Quote by Dawnie
Glad to see I am not Alone! I like Dawnies Boobs but Welsh Minxes Avatar is also worth a .......wink lol

Only a wink? :shock:
You wouldn't say that if you ever saw her at a Munch mate.....;lol:
Worth a lot more redface
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Yeah, she is worth a grope and a snog rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Or in my case Minxy Screaming "Dollop! Come 'ere ya bastard!" And then a bone crunching (but wonderful all the same) hug :giggle:
lol
Quote by Pipemaster
Glad to see I am not Alone! I like Dawnies Boobs but Welsh Minxes Avatar is also worth a .......wink lol

Only a wink? :shock:
You wouldn't say that if you ever saw her at a Munch mate.....lol
Worth a lot more redface
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Quote by Shireen
Wonder if we should have a chest picture thread :giggle:

:thumbup: Definately Dawn wink
I'm not falling for that one.....lol
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Quote by Dawnie
Thank you ladies kiss
redface

I'm a lady? :shock:
I dont have the man boobs anymore you know....rolleyes
lol
Well I wouldn't know, I've never looked rolleyes
Would be willing to though :giggle:
Look at the avatar lol
I'm gonna have to get a new one....lol
Quote by Dawnie
Thank you ladies kiss
redface

I'm a lady? :shock:
I dont have the man boobs anymore you know....rolleyes
lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Shameless flirt: Dawnie loving the avatar!! sillyhwoar: :smitten: sillyhwoar: :smitten: sillyhwoar: :smitten:

Dawnie's is very nice :inlove: but you can't beat an older avatar Minxy wink
:inlove: :inlove:
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I have no kids of my own, but I can give you kiss kiss passionkiss :rose: :rose: :rose: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: Instead wink
What about Smeg? They supposed to be good (seriously :shock: )
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Quote by 36openminded
To: LAPP
Need to lay low STOP sore arse STOP send more ice STOP begin plan B STOP penetrate the pussy posse asap STOP Agent 0069

To Agent 36
Enclosed are co-ord's for LAPP safehouse STOP Memorise and Destroy STOP Also, at safehouse there is a Bath full of ice STOP Plan B, C and D are now in final stages STOP Enemy Agent's will be neutralised using terror tactics - Sensory Deprevation using Def Leppard music, and forced to watch every episode of Prisoner Cell Block H and Noel's House Party STOP
Location of Ring Leader designate: Sassy-Seren unknown. But we will find her STOP
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats
innocent

:giggle:
Sounds like a challenge to me....:twisted:
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Quote by hornyinslough
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol

Report for the LAPP (League Against the Pussy Posse) HQ
Certain enemy members have increaded in activity lately STOP A couple of our agents including 36 in potential danger STOP Have receieved and am confirming orders from HQ STOP Order read: Do what it takes to make the Pussy Posse STOP
Agent Dlep Diversionary Tactician LAPP Headquarters.
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