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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Vix

Well, if you don't remember him, you definitely won't recognise me....! :shock:
lol
Quote by Lissa
7/10 36openminded.
But then, I am a cat lover. Have four of the little fiends biggrin

Blimey....Lissa's redface
Been a perv...I mean a fan of this one since I joined in Oct last year lol
atleast a 9/10 redface
Quote by Serendipity

Would you put up with a choccy covered Dlep instead? :rascal:
:giggle:

Don't see why not, I put up with the non chococlate coated variety :giggle: wink

I'm hurt by that DippyDippy.... sad
:giggle:
Although I've been in a relationship involving kids, I don't have any of my own, so all I can say is that the best thing to do is to trust your own judgement. I personally would let them have anything like that. However, you know your own child, and you know how mature they are and when it will be appropriate to discuss what "playboy" actually is with your child.
kiss
Quote by Shireen
I object to the title Tourist - I am, always have been and always will be a Fluffy Little Lurker lol

We always knew you were fluffy Serendipity :giggle:
bolt
And you can stop pretending to be so innocent!
smackbottom
lol
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Quote by Serendipity
A likely story!! I want those green triangle choccies <stamps foot>

Would you put up with a choccy covered Dlep instead? :rascal:
:giggle:
There was something similar in a tattoo magazine.....so it may well be genuine.....
I love getting tattoo's but I wouldn't go that bloody far! :shock:
Quote by sercher01
an dolop and meety the ugly sisters

FFS Sercher.....Ugly sisters....not fecking hideous!
:giggle:
bolt
An ex of mine used to like wearing either my Baltimore Ravens NFL top (and nothing else) or one of my football tops.....she said it was warmer than a night shirt and knew it used to tease the hell out of me....lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
For the delectable Dollop

and

for the Bridge
innocent

redface redface redface redface redface
I'll have to think of something special for Sassy-Seren.....
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Essex Wideboy (aka Essex34M) and Manolishi.....
I think I need to post a lot more on here!
lol

yes, you're about 6093 short :giggle:
Better get my skates on then....lol
Quote by Freckledbird
Essex Wideboy (aka Essex34M) and Manolishi.....
I think I need to post a lot more on here!
lol

He's not Essex Wideboy here confused
Hence why I put Essex34M in brackets.... sad
Essex Wideboy (aka Essex34M) and Manolishi.....
I think I need to post a lot more on here!
lol
The pet vanilla (my flatmate) knows I swing, but he doesn't know I'm curious. Besides that no one that I know outside swinging circles knows.....as far as I'm aware.....I have notcied quite a few people on this site that live in the same town as me, so although I'm not overly worried, I am a lot more cautious at the moment.
And anyway, if I did tell my friends they wouldn't believe me......"Plum's (my real life nickname and former forum name) a swinger? Don't make me flucking laugh!" :shock:
Oh well.....as they say.....the quiet one's (and believe it or not I AM quiet lol ) are the worst....:twisted:
I'm a natural flirt! :shock:
Until recently I never used to flirt at anyone......I used to just hide in the darkest corner of a Munch or social venue.....sad
But, it shows that this site is making me change (hopefully) for the better....lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I must admit that sassie's do make my heart race,

why thank you wink
:giggle:
True enough wink
Quote by Dawnie
You mean I'm NOT the worst dancer on SH? :shock:
Damn! mad
:giggle:

Noooooo you must try harder by drinking more and dancing more :giggle:
Out of 15 or so munches and socials I've been to, I've only drank at 3.....and not enough to get pished (and I don't drink much anyway).....I hate being broke....rotflmao
As for the dancing, well I do try to make an effort....depends on how my knees are and who's on the dancefloor....lol
I must admit that sussie's do make my heart race, but I also know that they are also unpractical to wear. I'm not adverse to hold ups or tights either. However, it really doesn't matter what she's wearing - if you're lucky enough they'll be coming off anyway! lol
Quote by Dawnie
Notable examples are at the last Nottingham Munch and at Darkfire's....rotflmao

I remember them both, I've seen worse :thumbup:
Ian for a start :giggle:
You mean I'm NOT the worst dancer on SH? :shock:
Damn! mad
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Bloody hell! I need a cold shower now.....redface
I was unsure of how sub/dom worked too, but I have a better understanding now....I just wish I knew which I was....lol

Ah my little Dollop, I'd be more than willing to help you find out :twisted:
smackbottom
I've already had two cold showers today.....I can't be doing with another one!
But the thought of it is rather...:inlove: all the same! redface
Quote by Lissa
Now I'm all for having a little fun in a car ( not dogging though rolleyes ) but to be having a BJ while you're driving is IMHO downright fucking dangerous :shock:

Once again, Sassy, we are in total agreement biggrin
you want me don't you? :twisted:
I'd like to be in a Lissa and Sassy-Seren sandwich.....:twisted:
redface
You're a very brave man, Dlep :rascal:
Well, if I'm going to leave this plane of existance, why not do it in style.....? :twisted:
lol
Quote by little gem
I keep asking him to but he keeps making excuses not to.
Think he's scared or something! lol

Although I'm single, I would like to say that I wouldn't dare shave a partner down there......I have enough trouble shaving my face without cutting myself! :shock:
So, although I'd like to for the other person's sake I wouldnt!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm not sure if this comes in the category of sub/dom but I like to switch roles throughout play.
Sometimes I like to be on top and in control. I like to control the pace, the actions and hopefully the timing of the orgasm(s) and the feeling of satisfaction I get knowing I've done things to make that him or her scream/ bite the pillow/ shudder to ecstacy is amazing.
On the other hand, there are times I like to be thrown onto the bed/ face against a wall (outdoors even better :twisted: ) or over the kitchen table, my pants ripped off and fucked to within an inch of my sanity and it is one of the most erotic things I've experienced :twisted:

Bloody hell! I need a cold shower now.....redface
I was unsure of how sub/dom worked too, but I have a better understanding now....I just wish I knew which I was....lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Now I'm all for having a little fun in a car ( not dogging though rolleyes ) but to be having a BJ while you're driving is IMHO downright fucking dangerous :shock:

Once again, Sassy, we are in total agreement biggrin
you want me don't you? :twisted:
I'd like to be in a Lissa and Sassy-Seren sandwich.....:twisted:
redface
I'm not going to implicate myself except to say that anyone who has seen me dance at a Munch knows that it all depends on the song in question and if I've actually had a drink or not....lol
Notable examples are at the last Nottingham Munch and at Darkfire's....rotflmao
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Right.....i'll be Prince Charming!......yeah baby!

Isn't Prince Charming usually a woman in drag confused
Is there something you want to share with us da69ve ???
well spotted PL ! rotflmao
Can I be Snow White? Nothing to do with being pure and virtuous like Kiss. I just want to have 7 men at my beck and call night and day wink ( though I'd rather they were 6' tall than 4' ) confused
Well, before anybody else says it I could be dopey......
Well, I have been known to get mixed up from time to time.....lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Right I'm off to bed, who's coming with me? :twisted:

Well, I think you could cure my insomnia.....wink
Amongst other things lol
:thumbup:
I know that it's taken ages for this so very well done Morbius! biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Notts and Bristol so far wink

banghead
And I can't go to them! :cry:
lol
:cry: Plan B it is then wink
You mean there is a plan B? :shock:
:happy: :happy:
lol