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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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At the Midlands Munch in Birmingham I was introduced to a couple of ladies and was rather in awe of them redface . Later on went up to them again and asked for their names (again). One of them said "For ****'s sake Dlep, you asked me that about half an hour ago!"
I was that nervous I'd forgotten......just for a change...:shock:
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Notts and Bristol so far wink

banghead
And I can't go to them! :cry:
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But to answer the question I have a picture of my butt and the avatar in my profile and advert, but I wouldn't put one of my bits on it, as I realise it isn't what everyone wants to see.....:shock:
However if any ladies want to apply via PM......:rascal:

lol

Some things are best left for person to person inspection :twisted:
Tries to find out which Munches and socials Sassy-Seren is at.....:giggle:
God Minxy, I had to have a lie down after seeing your new Avatar....:inlove:
And I thought the other ones were fantastic :happy:
But to answer the question I have a picture of my butt and the avatar in my profile and advert, but I wouldn't put one of my bits on it, as I realise it isn't what everyone wants to see.....:shock:
However if any ladies want to apply via PM......:rascal:

lol
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I think there are loads more but I'm not going to make myself sound any weirder than I've done already! redface lol
Fee
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You'll never sound weird to me :inlove:
redface
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Of course she sounds weird, She's Scottish rotflmao bolt
(do you think i'll survive the beating she's gonna give me?)
I doubt it....lol
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I think there are loads more but I'm not going to make myself sound any weirder than I've done already! redface lol
Fee
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You'll never sound weird to me :inlove:
redface
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A question for the "loo roll obsessed".
What do you do in toilets that have the rolls facing sideways? dunno
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Panic....lol
I haven't had that experience Varca (or atleast I don't think so). I may have looked at a profile a few times, usually because I couldn't remember something about them (eg the area in which they live). It stops me feeling like a pillock (as I have a terrible memory sad )and asking them something in chat etc that they have already answered. lol
But as shy as I am I wouldn't keep looking at a profile. I'd either decide to communicate with them or leave them alone....lol
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I don't drink coffee but I love coffee flavoured foods dunno
I don't eat tomatoes but I love tomato sauce and soup dunno
I hate the texture of onion dunno

That's reminded me:
I hate tomatoes and love soup and ketchup same as Dawnie,
I love Mayo, but hate eggs....
I hate fresh fruit, but I can drink the juice (pineapple etc )
I can eat onion if its very finely chopped, but if it's thicky chopped I hate it :shock:
I'll just stay in me corner and gibber lol
Yep!!! me too :P
At last! Someone who understands! kiss
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I don't drink coffee but I love coffee flavoured foods dunno
I don't eat tomatoes but I love tomato sauce and soup dunno
I hate the texture of onion dunno

That's reminded me:
I hate tomatoes and love soup and ketchup same as Dawnie,
I love Mayo, but hate eggs....
I hate fresh fruit, but I can drink the juice (pineapple etc )
I can eat onion if its very finely chopped, but if it's thicky chopped I hate it :shock:
I'll just stay in me corner and gibber lol
I have a tendancy (not so much now) to hate odd numbers.....my hifi shows the volume by number as does my car cd player. The car one is okay as it goes up in even numbers, but my hifi in the flat doesn't....I have to have the sound set on an even number, otherwise It drives me nuts....:shock:
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Yep Dlep is definately nuts hun :giggle:

I've just noticed this!
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rotflmao rotflmao Sorry Dlep redface kiss
I never said it wasn't true......wink
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Yep Dlep is definately nuts hun :giggle:

I've just noticed this!
smackbottom
lol
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Been Grey (or on the way to it atleast) since I was 16....it's not really a hassle to me any more.....

I think grey haired younger men look very distinguished :twisted:
redface
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Dlep.... Both redface :lol2:

rotflmao
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I know ...! AND the nuts are out in the supermarket!

I know :shock: :thrilled:
People are exposing themselves? I never see owt like that when I go shopping! :shock:
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:giggle: I am getting all excited now redface

About Christmas or "Bisexual "sex?
dunno
lol
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lol the one who said it! but I can spank you both if you like?? wink
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That'll be me then..lol
(Go on then...wink )
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I'm still trying to work out what I am...but the term Winch mentioned sounds good biggrin
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Now make sure you find a comfy spot, cause once you find the forums, there is no way out :twisted:
:welcome:

Not with you around there isn't lol
bolt
Can't catch me....:shock:

Slow down Dlep, Ive only got little legs, how the hell am I supposed to chatch you if you run that fast :P :P
Easy....I'm built for comfort not speed...lol
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Now make sure you find a comfy spot, cause once you find the forums, there is no way out :twisted:
:welcome:

Not with you around there isn't lol
bolt
Can't catch me....:shock:
Hi Wabbithunter wave
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I didn't want to say the full name in the title :lol2:
I love to watch the Children in Need programme on tele. The stories are heartbreaking, the stars making numpties of themselves is hysterical and the sense of pulling together for one cause is very warming...
Do you watch it and which bit is normally your favourite??
For me I love the part where they get the cast from west end musicals in. I love the theatre :mrgreen:

I always start watching it, but invariably fall asleep waiting for what I was interested on it (which is nearly ALWAYS at stupid o'clock in the morning...)
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Labels, labels, labels........

I know what you mean Laird.........
They bloody itch!
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You Are Likely a Second Born
At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate.
At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating.
When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism.
In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative.
Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels.
You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.
Hmmm! I grew up as an only (adopted) child but found out quite recently that I am indeed a second born and I am constantly evaluating in my job - either this quiz is uncannily accurate or it's just a coincidence confused
Either way, I definitely don't want to be an accountant although I do have an odd love of spreadsheets! redface lol

Utter rubbish for me, unless I have 3 older siblings that I didnt' know about as well as the pain in the neck younger brother....Fourth born....rolleyes
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It's Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas - Half Man Half Biscuit biggrin
But not ever ever
Paul bloody MaCartney having a Fooking wonderful bleeding Christmas Time mad mad mad

He won't be having one this Christmas.....:shock:
bolt
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You've made me feel really bad about saying that now redface redface redface
smackbottom
Was that for Keeno....or for me? dunno
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As for getting older well my haire was on its way out a good 5 or more years ago and i aint looking forward to my chest and back hair going grey biggrin

Been Grey (or on the way to it atleast) since I was 16....it's not really a hassle to me any more.....
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Meaty, Sercher,Dollop and Keeno didn't read the 'Women like men in uniform' thread carefully enough
smackbottom
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Don't worry Dollop hunni. You're on my 'to do' list :twisted:

redface
But seriously Sassy, I was terrified for the first ten minutes....after that I felt a lot better.....mainly due to all the attention I and the other newcomers got (not all like that I hasten to add), people make it a high priority to make newcomers as welcome as possible. I was made me very welcome and I was determined I was going to see as many people as I possible could.
However, be warned.....Munches are addictive. My first one was in January this year and so far I've been to 15, and still have 2 left to go to this year. And I'm not even a Munch Whore.....more like an apprentice really lol
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thanks for that, but aint he ugly? :cry:
well if its mainly a party ill try and get a invite, like a good piss up!!!

You'll need to drink a lot rotflmao
cheers, ill take a bottle with me,, i'll prob forget where im going and wake up in a bush wink
Won't be mine then :giggle:
The ambition of a lot of blokes on here....redface
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