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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by kazswallows
Nervous wasn't the word for it, we nearly turned round a dozen times. In the end we just put on a brave face and hoped that they wouldn't be able to hear our knees knocking.
Ours nerves soon went when we arrived at the hotel before the munch to the cry of a certain man who shall not be named "I hope them tits are with us tonight". lol lol
No further nerves, a lot of friendly faces and 2 years on we are still friends with most of the people we met that night. kiss

I'll never forget what Ms Swallow's said to me at my first Munch.....
But I'll let her say....it'll be funnier....lol
Quote by hornyinslough
i'm getting kicked out regularly during active sessions and having to log back in, it doesn't save the 'last posts' or the post i was in the middle of . Anyone else having this prpoblem?

From what I know the forum will log you out if you don't post or do anything with the forum over a period of twenty minutes....
Quote by DeeCee
ive a qusetion then for those who dislike
the show
/the contestants/
and/or the format
would you watch it if they were paid more appearance fees.......... but the chances of them being seriously hurt or maimed in the stunts was greater?

No, in fact that would make me even less likely to watch it......
Quote by essex34m
No kiss no sex.
Each to their own of course but kissing is one of my favourite things, when done well. kiss

:thumbup:
Exactly!! Couldn't agree more!!
passionkiss
Fee
XX
Call me old fashioned but when I 'fancy' somebody the first thing I think about is kissing them.
redface
seconded
Thirded
Quote by keeno
It's Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas - Half Man Half Biscuit biggrin
But not ever ever
Paul bloody MaCartney having a Fooking wonderful bleeding Christmas Time mad mad mad

He won't be having one this Christmas.....:shock:
bolt
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Where may I slap you please Miss? wink

:moon:
:rascal:
smackbottom
:rascal:
Quote by essex34m
The Darkness
Dont let the bells end biggrin

Oh yes.. the Darkness now there's a band that was fab but where have they gone??? such a shame
Indeed :cry:
I like the darkness too. I think that after having a second album that wasn't as good as the first one (which is always difficult for a group when the first Album goes stratospheric in success), and the business with the bassist leaving, they are mainly concentrating on the third Album....at least I hope....
a week or so ago, Justin Hawkins quit the band

Bloody hell!
Thanks for the heads up Essex
sad
Quote by Dawnie

room to exclude smilyes - real swingers dont use them theyr'e annoying

They don't dunno
I didnt know that either dunno
But there again I can be accused of not being a lot of things....:shock: redface :cry: rolleyes confused biggrin mad evil :!:
:giggle:
bolt
Quote by jaymar
The Darkness
Dont let the bells end biggrin

Oh yes.. the Darkness now there's a band that was fab but where have they gone??? such a shame
Indeed :cry:
I like the darkness too. I think that after having a second album that wasn't as good as the first one (which is always difficult for a group when the first Album goes stratospheric in success), and the business with the bassist leaving, they are mainly concentrating on the third Album....at least I hope....
I would hope so too... my friend and her partner went to see them 2 years ago I think it was at Newcastle Arena and said they were abs. fantastic!.. flying through the air with guitars and everything. lol
On a White tiger? I saw that in Birmingham, and I saw them support Def Leppard just before they hit the big time....they were great even then! biggrin
Quote by Steve_Mids
The Darkness
Dont let the bells end biggrin

Oh yes.. the Darkness now there's a band that was fab but where have they gone??? such a shame
Indeed :cry:
I like the darkness too. I think that after having a second album that wasn't as good as the first one (which is always difficult for a group when the first Album goes stratospheric in success), and the business with the bassist leaving, they are mainly concentrating on the third Album....at least I hope....
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Are you all of a quivver hunny?

I am when you're around.....wink
redface
Quote by meat2pleaseu
888 slaps and counting!

Ahhhh, Manchesters premier slapper rotflmao
:giggle:
And for accuracy Kaz and yourself owe me 888 smackbottom actually......Another slap like the one you gave me and I'll either lose a filling or even a tooth......:shock:
lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ooooo! The owner of my favourite bum......:rascal:
biggrin

Captain Dollop kiss
I still have the purple pic I did for you :inlove:
I lost it.... sad Bloody computer crashed and I didnt back the hard drives up..... sad
Oh well.....lol
Quote by essex34m
its so good to see that people dont sterotype!!

if im being honest, im quite glad (occasionally) that they do
blowing my own trumpet now, i have received a number of compliments (decent guy etc etc) and despite being worn down by the generalisations, if people can take the time to recognise something in me, then great, if they are from people who have seen many come and go, its a bit more special because to a certain degree, their opinion counts
the cream rises to the top.....
Once again, the Essex Wideboy and I agree......
:shock:
Damn this has got to stop.....otherwise people will talk Essex.....lol
I've often considered dogging, but with little actual knowledge on the subject, areas near me and the fact that it has the potential to scar the jeebus out of me, I haven't.....yet wink
Quote by markz
Patience, she's on dial up rolleyes

sharp tonight meaty lol
Both of you are.......
Sharp as Lemons......rolleyes
lol
Quote by Happy Cats
I can be very brutally honest....i haven't got no time for pussy footing around.....if you ask i'll tell you the way i think it is....just don't take it personally!.....if you want an honest answer i'll give it!

Ok then, give it to me, I can take it, do you think I'm sexy?
Only if it's Mrs HC......:giggle:
Quote by celestria
How about tactfully honest?
I prefer people to be honest with me, and I'm honest with others. But there are ways of saying what you want without being blunt or rude and without being so subtle they miss the point entirely.
And anyway... "fatness" is in the eye of the beholder, one persons curvy girl is anothers lard arse... I think I'm a lard arse, fektart thinks I'm curvy, who's right? dunno

I definitely think Fektart is right :inlove:
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There's a difference between being tactfully honest and being Honestly rude. I'd rather people tell me they don't fancy me, but I dont want it to be an insult either. A reply like "Sorry, you're not my sort" or "You're not what I'm after" is enough.
Quote by essex34m

Some of the books I have are literally falling to pieces through repeated use....:giggle:


You only bring that up because the one you gave me is an Autobiography.....:giggle:
flipa
Quote by Lissa
Books!
I have to have books. If I don't have a stash of at least a dozen waiting to be read I get twitchy.
I can't part with them either. The loft is full, the spare bedroom is full, the bookcases are starting to be doubled up.
It's getting to the stage where the other half rugby tackles me to the floor if he sees me heading for a book shop biggrin

I :inlove: you!
Wanna start a book club....lol
biggrin
I bought another 5 yesterday redface
I need help biggrin biggrin biggrin
Some of the books I have are literally falling to pieces through repeated use....:giggle:
If you ever need a hand biggrin lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It sure is CA :twisted:
Dlep passionkiss

redface
:happy:
Quote by CarrieAnn
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Now this is sounding like an interesting 'massage' session :twisted: :twisted:
CA x

I was refering to Sassy and yourself....Meaty can flipa
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I am so in need of a good rubdown :twisted:

OOoooo you slipped in between us Sassy!!!
Was that an offer?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
CA x
It sure was wink
Meaty, catch this flipa
I still haven't tried the birthday pressie I got a Darkfire's Birthday party....
Massage oil.....:twisted:
I wonder who I could try it on? innocent
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Our bums don't look big in anything

You never met my ex hubby then?
Quote by markz
Although some men need to wear a bra rolleyes

Oops maybe you did rolleyes
The last point was aimed at me....lol
Quote by markz
Our bums don't look big in anything rolleyes

I wondered how long it would be before you found this thread lol
I take it then that when a room owner has finished with it, and as long as no one else comes in the room closes itself, or is an OP still needed? I've considered opening one myself but wanted to clarify this.
Quote by Lissa
Books!
I have to have books. If I don't have a stash of at least a dozen waiting to be read I get twitchy.
I can't part with them either. The loft is full, the spare bedroom is full, the bookcases are starting to be doubled up.
It's getting to the stage where the other half rugby tackles me to the floor if he sees me heading for a book shop biggrin

I :inlove: you!
Wanna start a book club....lol
Quote by keeno
The greatest radio show of all time returns to Radio 4 this evening at 6-30pm.
If you've never listened please tune in you'll be in for a treat. The antidote to panel games.
Humph and the boys will introduce you to the delights of Mornington Crescent, Sound Charades, Cheddar Gorge, Specialist film club and of course the pleasure that is the lovely Sammantha.
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Speaking about such things....Although I wasn't even born when they were first transmitted Radio7 is retransmitting The Goon Show and The Navy Lark amongst others.....
I take it no one has heard of them then.....?
Okay I'll bolt
lol