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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by essex34m
when it comes to sassy, i have better places for my tongue than away

Yeah...well get in the queue lol
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. sad
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? rolleyes
the one and the same
My heart doth bleed for you
Bloody hell....will you both put your acid tongues away.....:giggle:
Quote by sercher01

You have no choice Princess, I WILL have the secret of how you got those Plaits.....I'm fed up with having "Helmet Hair"!
Quote by sercher01

Don't give ME the hairy eyeball, this is MY water Mo fo!
Quote by sercher01

Towards the end of his career Bob Marley found he had to use more and more extreme methods when dealing with obsessive fans......
After getting to know a few people on here, I finally went to the SH Mids munch, and as I was going around people would say to me that I looked younger than they thought. Then I went over to a group of ladies and the said the same, but they thought I was about 50!
I'm 31 ffs!
I changed the bloody avatar when I got home..... mad
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I start the 'Christmas is still in December' campaign please? confused

I'm with you on that...! :shock:
Bad enough seeing adverts for christmas stuff In August ffs! :shock:
I know people may need time to prepare, but even so.....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
'Ere....I got by-passed...sad
/flounce.....lol

Always room for one more in the shower hunni wink
:inlove:
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Where's me bloody car keys ffs....! lol
I saw something similar about blokes having lifesize and lifelike dolls.....and what they did to/with them....:shock:
I tried to have an open mind but when I saw them treat them like living women, well I just didn't see what they did.....but it's not illegal or anything so live and let live I suppose.....
Quote by Serendipity
Morning dollop biggrin
Don't know about it being sage advice but hopefully it will help Us2_2play biggrin

I won't ask if you can help me....I already know the answer....bolt
I'm beyond help :shock:
But seriously, even a complete non-dogger like me knows that dogging, like anything in life is down to what your comfortable with. I hope you find what you want! biggrin
Quote by Serendipity
If you're absolutely adamant that you want to go dogging but don't want any doggers there then you might want consider a) putting your ads in Lets Meet Up for couples who want outdoor fun and b)not using dogging locations for fun.
Everyone is entitled to choose their type of fun but having an issue with dogging spots being full of "ten a penny" doggers is like complaining that the butchers is full of meat eaters when you want to buy a veggie burger! wink
The car parks etc are open to all, couples looking for couples don't have more rights to them - dogging wouldn't exist in the first place without single doggers. So if you go active sites, single guys will assume that you're looking for an audience (this is quite normal) and then it's up to you to tell them you're not.
And no, I'm not being funny either, just sharing the reality with you biggrin

Sage advice from the Dogger par excellence!
As for me...I know bugger all about it...lol
Morning DippyDippy biggrin
Quote by Wayward1
Hello stranger biggrin
How are you?
Nice to see you here biggrin

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm nice to see you here too Sexy
Im doing ok ty
How are you ?
:shock:
Who, me?
lol
I'm fine biggrin
Quote by davej
open a curry house, after reading this thread theres clearly way too many donkeys around

Don'tmince your words mate.....call me an Ass and have done with it........
I've been called worse....lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Come here then Goldilocks and let me show you what's really best for breakfast :twisted:
passionkiss 69position hump :lickface:

Working up an appetite then?
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
errrr, Voddy hunni, it was ME who wanted the shag :giggle:
No sauce for me thanks, I think I've got enough this morning rolleyes

You can never have too much sauce....:rascal:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I gave you 15 minutes......what more do you want? rolleyes

You live miles, and miles, and miles away! sad
Oh well, it was (very) nice to be asked :inlove:
:giggle:
No, I live in the right place....YOU live miles away :giggle:
It's typical...I find someone who is even vaguely interested in me and she tells ME I live in the wrong place......lol
She's probably right though......lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I gave you 15 minutes......what more do you want? rolleyes

You live miles, and miles, and miles away! sad
Oh well, it was (very) nice to be asked :inlove:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Morning all you sexy ladies kiss
and a special good morning to the delectable Dollop passionkiss

Who's been awake all night.....Insomnia is a bitch sad
Mind you it didn't help that a certain sexy lass flirted with me and then took off to bed without me....! sad
:giggle:
Good morning to you too wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I prefer to use the term 'intimate friend' biggrin

:rascal:
lol
Where I live we have two ceremonies regarding the Wars.....one held in May to comemorate the sacrifice of Able Seaman Colin Grazier, who lived here - he helped capture the Enigma device, and of course the one held today.
There's also one held nearby at Whittington Barracks...Home of the Staffy's....
On both days, the whole town is very quiet.
My grandfather (maternal) was a Japanese POW, and I wish I'd met the man, but he died when my mum was two sad I'll certainly be thinking of him and everyone else today......
To all that died in the last 100 years to keep this country free, I salute you.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato wink
I love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
Enough to make you say "Hai, HAI, HAI?
:twisted:
If that's Japanese for more, more more then yes :twisted:
I'm off to my bed. You've got 15 minutes to get here :giggle:
kiss
It means yes, yes, yes......
Unfortunately 15 minutes isn't long enough....sad
Damn and drat.... sad
Quote by Sassy-Seren
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato wink
I love it when you talk dirty :twisted:
Enough to make you say "Hai, HAI, HAI?
:twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
one Sake coming up, Dlep-san
and one Sassy warming up rather nicely wink

Arigato wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
No hunni. I'm still here though not for long. kiss
think I might grab Dlep to snuggle up to tonight wink

You called?
Hmm.....I don't recall ever posting in the GFZ before....lol
Bar type person, I'll have a bottle of Saké please....biggrin
And a Sassy-Seren as well....:rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

My ideal sexy job would be to a massager....I'm fairly good at it :rascal:

I've got this real bad knot in my shoulder that needs sorting wink
Then let me untie your clothes.....I mean the knot....wink
My ideal job would either be a Translator (Japanese if I ever get my finger out and be fluent in it....) or a voice actor....my Vanilla friends say I'm good at making silly voices...:shock:
My ideal sexy job would be to a massager....I'm fairly good at it :rascal:
Quote by Happy Cats

Polo & Jags for being wonderful and fair people and stoppping me from making a very stupid mistake.
Thank you all passionkiss
Jas
XXXX

How come youre wearing that skirt then?? lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Ok you got me with that one - I giggled too much I can't even think up an insult that's postable :shock:
Jas
XXX
You know I think its lovely really! passionkiss
Compliments?
Are you bloody ill?
I want to thank all those who have welcomed me back after being in the Vanilla wilderness for so long.....:shock:
Quote by keeno
Sorry I didn't respond earlier I've been busy sorting out some mutant zombies with a chainsaw and flame thrower.
No computer haven't effected me. :silly:

Dead Rising perhaps....? dunno