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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Erm.....I do I think....
*What do ya reckon Plum?*
Plum: *P*** off, I know when Im no longer wanted..... mad *
Er, okay then.....dunno
:shock:
lol
Quote by Sarah
As I said yesterday in another thread, cammers always have the option of turning off their cams..............ops are always in sleath mode anyway...................

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Stealth mode?
Dont have one of those.... :shock:
With regards to Admin not responding yet....to be fair, even they cant be on here all of the time.....Im only here a lot because I dont have a job at the moment, and Im an insomniac.....sad
Quote by Medic_1
Morning
Has this been sortd out over night?? lol

No = I think it has gone into Stealth Mode. wink
Phredd
ps:- just noticed the said man is about lol
Well, I still say that there is an epidemic of the SHEDVIRUS......only one cure....
Sheddy, take responsibility.....take your ruddy avatar back, cos its spreading......lol
Dambuster....i know ALL about schitzophrenia........Plum......Dlep.....erm Plum again.......
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well, Im better now.....I think...... :shock:
I wasnt going to reply to this as I know it would be wrong of me to do so.
However, I would just like to say that I, and indeed ALL of the Mods, OPs and Admin on this site do our best to make sure that everything runs as smoothly as possible. I know that because of the various changes that have happened (and will happen over the next few months) that doesnt always shine through. I can only repeat that We only have EVERYONE'S best interests at heart.
Dlep.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and i was even on the phone at the same time

Next time Meaty, make sure you clear the table before getting up to naughties......rolleyes
lol
Quote by chesty_bird
nah i prefer a man on his knees dlep so get down there :giggle:
cb
xxx

I dont know....Tape measures, getting on knee's....I dont know whether to be :inlove: or bolt
Maybe both.....:giggle:
Quote by chesty_bird
im fed up of em has shit loads today...if they knew wot i looked like i wudnt be getting em
cb
xxx

Er, no Chesty, you'd get More......about 10 fold......wink
Quote by chesty_bird
yeah but it was hard for me to talk to u....next time get on ur knees then at least we will be eye to eye
cb
xxx

EIther that or I sit don and you stand up.....:giggle:
Quote by chesty_bird
yeah men forget u have a pair of eyes on ur face and look at them all the time
cb
xx

OI! I was able to talk to you and look at your face at Notts.....(and believe me it was VERY difficult to be able to do that)
wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Have you been looking at my bits again Dlep ?!
Tut, smackbottom smackbottom Bad boy!
;)
Minx x x

Sorry, but that Avatar is rather erm.....DISTRACTING.......but very nice to look at.....wink
:giggle:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Grow up rolleyes

oi now there is no need to get at my height dawnie :giggle: i am all grown up
c-b
xxx
No love, you stopped growing up at 5 ft, then you just grew out :giggle:
(Yes I know I am jealous!)
Minx x x
Although Chesty looks magnificent (and has a very UNIQUE party trick), you arent exactly slacking in *ahem* that department either Minxy....or the bum department either......redface redface
Quote by BiWelshMinx
No..did you really think it would ? ;)
Minx x x

I just hope you're not ALWAYS that demanding.....:shock:
rolleyes
lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I don't know any that can multitask as all!
Minx x x

smackbottom
Im currently doing the following:
Posting here,
On two other forums,
Cleaning out my Hard drive of old files,
Watching Telly,
And doing a spot of writing that I've neglected to do for the last 5 years.....(i've decided to give writing a novel another go....:shocksmile
Doesnt that count.....? (No, I suppose it dont....rolleyes)
lol
Quote by Dlep
I kinda like the winks redface however I agree about them being lame one liners!! ..... pretty stupid that half the ones I've had don't even have their profile filled in anyway!
rolleyes
Cx

Im either being stupid or just not used to the layout but I dont think I've had ANY winks yet....sad
Oh well......
Im gonna re-open Mingers corner and BLOODY sulk in it......
lol
Ive had a wink now.....Shall I close mingers corner?
Thanks hun wink
lol
Quote by Calista
I kinda like the winks redface however I agree about them being lame one liners!! ..... pretty stupid that half the ones I've had don't even have their profile filled in anyway!
rolleyes
Cx

Im either being stupid or just not used to the layout but I dont think I've had ANY winks yet....sad
Oh well......
Im gonna re-open Mingers corner and BLOODY sulk in it......
lol
Quote by poshkate
is everyone on this site obsessed with sex>?????
lol lol lol lol

nope we're all obsessed by sheds!
Noooooooooooooo!
The ShedVirus has infected Poshkate too!
Even the Quarantine measures I put up in another thread havent worked!
Sheddy......take your AVATAR BACK now........it's the only cure! mad
Quote by BiWelshMinx
if dlep is on then they have to go rolleyes

I just KNEW you'd have to comment.....*sigh*
Go and polish your tin hat doggy boy.....
lol
see your still waiting for the breast reduction op rolleyes
Are you still waiting for the flesh for your penis enlargement then ? rolleyes
rotflmao
Thanks Minxy.....I was going to reply but I just couldnt be bothered......I've got other ways of winding Doggy boy up......wink
Quote by chesty_bird
just get ur clothes off and give us a laff we cud do with one :giggle:
c_b
xxxx

*Sigh* For you hun, I'd oblige, but Im fed up with being sued for the distress it causes......
lol
Quote by chesty_bird
let me know when u get ur kit off and i will come in with a tape measure :giggle:
c_b
xx

Im bloody glad I dont get my kit off......The thought of Chesty and a tape measure simply scares the shit out of me!
:shock:
lol
Quote by markz
if dlep is on then they have to go rolleyes

I just KNEW you'd have to comment.....*sigh*
Go and polish your tin hat doggy boy.....
lol
I dont cam very often, but when I do its mainly for the benefit of those who know me personally or for those who I have had regular contact with on here or in the chat rooms. I dont think that a stealth option is a good idea. Why should I show my face to someone I dont even know is watching?
I dont have anything to hide.....Like minxy my avatar is me (believe me if I was going to use a fake picture, it would be a better one than that.....), but I object to having people hiding behind software. Perhaps Im over reacting, but I just find it too creepy, even for me.....
Quote by Mal
Dlep
redface redface
Please can you have the second most kissable bum, please.............. :P
Someone else has complained that he has the most kissable bum!! :twisted:

Thats fighting talk that is.....I submitted evidence and everything.....If he can PROVE it I will change it....
Fair?
wink
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Need I say more? lol
And already voted on by the members - what more can I say?
(plus guess who I'm sat next to!! lol )
Mal
wink
Er its 2006 now mate....lol
okay, okay, I'll change it already......otherwise I may be stuck with an unsavory Cerification.....rolleyes
lol
Quote by Sarah
Dlep
redface redface
Please can you have the second most kissable bum, please.............. :P
Someone else has complained that he has the most kissable bum!! :twisted:

Thats fighting talk that is.....I submitted evidence and everything.....If he can PROVE it I will change it....
Fair?
wink
Quote by Sarah
Sassy and Dlep granted

Thank you Sarah.....kiss
Quote by st3v3
this could have been a pm, but i thought that a few members may have been interested in the answer.
if the premium premier spangly bits members can expect to get a problem dealt with in 48 hours, what is the expected wait for those with a pleb account?
ta
x

The time would be 48 hours smile
Even St3v3 has caught the SHED virus........:shock:
Right That's it...Im Declaring QUARANTINE procedures......
NO ONE GETS OUT TILL SHEDDY GETS HIS AVATAR BACK AGAIN......
As my certification is out of date can I change it to "Most kissable bum"?
Evidence....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/739646.html#739646
Although Fallen Angel is biased.....lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I am sticking to women biggrin
Minx x x

Im heartbroken..... sad :cry:
wink
Another vote against stealth Im afraid......I prefer to see who is looking at me on the very FEW times I decide to cam.....