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Dlep

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24 Apr 2006

First picture (taken with short hair about 6 months ago.....
Benjamin Netanyahu - 61% dunno

dunno

Arnold Schwarzenegger - 60% :shock:
Emma Thompson - 60% :shock:
Saif Ali Khan - 60% dunno

dunno

Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith - the Matrix) 59% lol

lol

Kate Beckinsale - 58% ( :inlove: )
Gina Lollobrigida - 55%
Sandra Bullock - 54%
Krzysztof Kieslowski ( dunno

dunno

) - 53%
Audrey Tautou - 52%
Dont know what to think really.....
Second Photo taken 3 months ago with longer hair......
Winston Churchill (as young man) - 70%
Sarah Silverman - 67%
Paul Klee ( dunno

dunno

)- 64%
Leonardo DiCaprio (WTF? :shock: ) - 62%
Robert De Nero - 62%
Rupert Everett - 62%
Keira Knightley - 61%
Scarlett Johansson - 61%
Jerry Garcia - 57%
Kate Beckinsale (again!) - 56%

24 Apr 2006

I can only add that all chat room OP's and myself will treat all abusive whispers seriously and deal with them accordingly.
*goes off to warm up kick button*

24 Apr 2006

Happy Birthday Alex...... kiss

kiss

23 Apr 2006

Quote by sparky230
Well it's been a week and Bubbly Lorraine hasn't killed me yet :lol
Anyway the serious point was could people please stop asking me or lorraine if we meet. etc. We still are in the chat rooms and will still be going to Shireens social.
But please can we have some time to ourselves, before we decide what role the swinging side of our lives will take.

Congratulations Sparky biggrin

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Myself and Fallen Angel are in a similar situation at the moment in that we're having some "us" time....We're still going to socials and events on the SH calendar, but with regards to anything else, we've decided to take a sabatical.
Im suprised that FA hasnt tried to kill me yet either, and its been about 2 months for us......mind you it's early days for both of us mate.....:shock:

23 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Well you dont do as good a job as me dollop :rude: :lol2:

And there's me thinking that you were a pleasant sort....... rolleyes

rolleyes

rotflmao

wink

23 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I use mine to scare the shit out of the chatters :giggle:

smackbottom

That's MY fLucking job woman!
wink

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21 Apr 2006

Quote by m1970
IF I ever get lucky and get the chance to have a meet, how long should the meet last?
What would you the woman want at a minimum?

The meet would last for as long as all parties want it to be....so basically from an hour to well a lot longer.....
I met My better half at a munch and she hasnt decided to get rid of me yet.....that was nearly 2 months ago.....:shock:

21 Apr 2006

Quote by the_Laird
I use my other half as bait all the time, you telling me thats now wrong?????
FFS!!!
/the Laird goes off to ponder a change in tact!

You mean the Lady is nothing but bait? :shock:
Thats another fantasy ruined.... sad

sad

*wanders off muttering....The Lady is nothing but bait.....gibber*
lol

lol

21 Apr 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
do you ever get yr tattoo out in chat shireen?

That was nearly directing then.....! *tuts*
lol

lol

21 Apr 2006

The OP's maintain order in the sea of chaos that is the Chatroom, we dont actually maintain the server's. The situation with the rooms has been explained in the Chatroom Q+A at the top of the page.....and yes the Admin staff are trying their best to sort it out.
I can only say please bear with us.

21 Apr 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'll have the usual please
Whatever's going

That'll be me with a handful of ice cubes and a cocktail umbrella shoved down the front of my cleveage :rascal:
Fee
XX
Dont let Meaty find out about that.....I need a cold shower after that revelation so he'll have a heartattack!
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Oh, and Bar persson......I have a pint of bitter (My drink is Im never.... lol

lol

)

21 Apr 2006

Perhaps because of the increase of people suffering anaphalaxic shock they made the decision to remove them? dunno

dunno

21 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
(has FA gotten you into any decent music yet? )

You could say Im a work in progress....however she is listening to my taste in music too....
Hey, Couples share dont they...? lol

lol

wink

21 Apr 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Just wanted to know how the guys in this forum feel when they are with a partner who hates giving oral sex.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy... get a boyfriend. Hope this helps, let me know how you get on wink

wink

Bloke.....you tart......
Behave......:giggle:
Have you worn Meaty down yet?
:giggle: :giggle:

21 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
It's all acording who the person is (whether male or female) some people have better bodies than faces and vice versa

Well that's me buggered then.... sad

sad

:shock:

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Flidais...just be glad I dont use the mic.....Im sure you wont appreciate the music in the background......:giggle:

21 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
Does this mean we will see men twitching?/ and if so which part of their body?/

Depends on who she is...... :twisted:

21 Apr 2006

Quote by The-Ring
p.s just for you minxy ive changed the thread title

Oi! You do realise that I have a hard enough being taken seriously as it is...... mad

mad

lol

21 Apr 2006

In a previous reationship, my gf of the time didnt like oral sex for various reasons......I was obviously disappointed (especially as I loved going down on her), but respected her opinions and it wasnt an issue.....however, she did on a few occasions go down on me (My birthday and a few other special occasions) without me ever asking.
Like a lot of people have said, if you dont ask her why she doesnt do it/like it, then you cant sort out the situation. However, the important thing is that No will always mean No.

21 Apr 2006

I've tried to work out which ones have been deleted....Must have been and gone while I wasnt here.... dunno

dunno

21 Apr 2006

Not in Any Order......
D = Death Metal
J = JPop/Rock (Japanese)
T= Thrash Or Techno
E = Electronic
I = Indie
A = AOR (Album Orientated Rock - dont ask what that means....I havent got a clue dunno

dunno

)
C = Choir
B = Blues
Cant think of any more at the moment.....

20 Apr 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Nice thought The Ring, but next time can you use Dleps full title please:
Captain Dollop
:giggle:
Muchos grasias x x
Minx x x

Naughty BiWenglishBint smackbottom

smackbottom

Excuse me My full name is:
Johnny Dlep, Dleprosy of Yamworth, Archduke of Diep, the Royal protector of Dollop and the Dleppy of Plum......
I thank you......
:giggle:

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
You can become slave to all female ops for the next week now and you know I'm wagging my finger at you when I say that :shock:
:lol2:

A Slave? To Minxy, Chesty et al.....
ooooh! :inlove:
I can live with that.... wink

wink

20 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
Nice fish!

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

Good effort Noel biggrin

biggrin

Can someone in the know save all these variations of my shed in this thread for future posterity pretty please worship

worship

:thumbup:
What about this one?

If the other variations turn up I can add them to it...... lol

lol

To save it Sheddy Right click on the image and then save to your hard drive.....
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20 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Wouldnt it be easier and/or quicker to just plait them.....:giggle:

Sorry, couldnt resist...

fLuck orff you :kick:
They ain't that long rolleyes

rolleyes

:lol2:
:giggle: SORRY!
sad

sad

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I thought you'd never ask :inlove: I'm on my way :rascal:

Can you give me 10 minutes, I need to shave me legs :giggle:
Wouldnt it be easier and/or quicker to just plait them.....:giggle:
bolt

bolt

Sorry, couldnt resist...

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Noel
Nice fish!

:shock:

rotflmao

biggrin

wink

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
yours might not be used much

Im not gonna ask....:shock:

20 Apr 2006

Quote by The-Ring
lets ask dpg 230272 what he thinks

Its the strain of being an OP.....It can get to ya sometimes....... sad

sad

lol

20 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
We have a problem, since i've been changing my avatar for comedy effect I've lost the fish and I've not got it on this PC

I've got a shed for sale :giggle:
So do I.....:giggle:
Free to a good owner, hardly used..... wink

wink

20 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
The SHEDVIRUS has infected me now damn it!

Your fooked now Plum there is no known cure :shock: Give it half an hour and you'll be spouting bollox with the best of them lol

lol

Excuse me....Plum went to the Big Munch in the sky...... rolleyes

rolleyes

There's only me left...... lol

lol