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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by PoloLady
Is that why your signature is so long - to remind you who people are lol

Is not that long you know......or is it? sad
Quote by dambuster

Listen I may be blond under all this red but even I can count 5 there confused

It was a phrase coined by the sexy weetabix that is ....................... blonde, back in November - here http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/63728.html?highlight=4%20Tops
i think the original 4 were st3v3, martin, noel and elliot
There we go biggrin . I apologise the 4T's for not remembering their names, but as anyone who knows me will know......I cant remember names to save my life......sad
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Listen I may be blond under all this red but even I can count 5 there confused

I give up will let someone who knows explain who the 4T's are as I'm just going to make a bigger hole for myself...... sad (where's the keys to the JCB? :shock: )
And because of that git I mentioned earlier, I'm wide awake and knackered now......so I couldnt explain if I knew anyway sad mad
Quote by Medic_1
****DELAYED BLOND MOMENT ALERT***
Will someone please tell me who the 4Tops are?? redface
The first one to say a Motown band from the 60s gets a kick in the nadgers! :kick:

MARTIN
Rich_k
St3v3
Noel
Nick
I think thats their names......Im still half asleep after some idiot decides to ring my number by mistake.......then starts hurling abuse at me because HE got the wrong number...... mad
If I have the names wrong......I grovel and say that in my defense that my brain hasnt warmed up yet......sad
See? redface
Sorry Martin...... sad
Quote by Sassy-Seren
****DELAYED BLOND MOMENT ALERT***
Will someone please tell me who the 4Tops are?? redface
The first one to say a Motown band from the 60s gets a kick in the nadgers! :kick:

Rich_k
St3v3
Noel
Nick
I think thats their names......Im still half asleep after some idiot decides to ring my number by mistake.......then starts hurling abuse at me because HE got the wrong number...... mad
If I have the names wrong......I grovel and say that in my defense that my brain hasnt warmed up yet......sad
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Seconded, they even make Deaf Lep-plod sound good wink

mad mad mad mad mad
Watch your tone Cheese2DispleaseYou......:giggle:
wink
Quote by PoloLady
The Matrix, is an artificial computer generated world. It looks, feels and seems completely real. Its based on Late 20th - Early 21st Century Earth. But the reality is that Earth was taken over by machines that were created by Humans, and that the real time is about 200 years later. The robots became self aware, and attacked us. We retaliated and ended up getting wiped out. The remaining humans and all humans since were put in machines that served a dual purpose.....a prison and to use the electrically energy inside us to power them (as a kind of battery......). Some Humans escaped and created a city called Zion (based on a mythical city in ancient times). Neo is the One, a human that can free everyone from the Matrix and put a stop to what the machines are planning.
Agent Smith is a program in the Matrix to stop disorder and people from becoming aware of the Matrix.
The official site to the Trilogy......

I hope that hasnt made you more confused.....:shock:

hmmmmmmmm handsome andintelligent
yum yum
rotflmao
May be if he got it right lol
rolleyes
That's why my last nick name was Plum - it's local speak for a clumsy idiot.....rolleyes
lol
The Matrix, is an artificial computer generated world. It looks, feels and seems completely real. Its based on Late 20th - Early 21st Century Earth. But the reality is that Earth was taken over by machines that were created by Humans, and that the real time is about 200 years later. The robots became self aware, and attacked us. We retaliated and ended up getting wiped out. The remaining humans and all humans since were put in machines that served a dual purpose.....a prison and to use the electrically energy inside us to power them (as a kind of battery......). Some Humans escaped and created a city called Zion (based on a mythical city in ancient times). Neo is the One, a human that can free everyone from the Matrix and put a stop to what the machines are planning.
Agent Smith is a program in the Matrix to stop disorder and people from becoming aware of the Matrix.
The official site to the Trilogy......

I hope that hasnt made you more confused.....:shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
So Dollop has been saying things about me eh?? :twisted:
Last time I show you my tits Dollop :rude: :lol2:

I would cross him off the Christmas card list if I were you Shireen rolleyes lol
Minx x x
Captain Dollop......rolleyes
:shock:
I never saw you tits.......sad
Quote by Shireen_Mids
What ever it is Dlep it's on now :giggle:

I'll be watching it on +1 lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You never said you were a movie star Sarge wink

I'll be watching that in an hour......rotflmao
Quote by flidais-media

Unfortunately, when they went to America they went with market research by the look of things.....I want them to go back to the Hysteria/Pyromania days.......sad
DOnt think it will happen though sad
Quote by flidais-media
I usually listen to Rock music too, although Im keeping my mouth shut with regards to my specific music tastes.........lol.
lol

There's 'rock' music and then there's 'heavy metal' :shock:
And what's all this about Def Leppard doing a covers album, have they run out of tunes? (I say hopefully wink ) lol
No, they are doing one. It's one with songs from bands and artists that influenced them when they were younger. Covers include the Kinks, Badfinger, T. Rex, David Bowie, Sweet, Roxy Music, Mott the Hoople, Free, Faces, and Thin Lizzy.
They are also planning their next album, but in typical Leppard style it wont be out for ages......sad
I usually listen to Rock music too, although Im keeping my mouth shut with regards to my specific music tastes.........lol.
lol
The only words I find very offensive are Manchester United...... mad
:giggle:
Major Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell (Kokaku Kidotai):

Looks good and makes Rambo and The Terminator look like Andy Pandy and Looby Loo.....
Like Flidais, I was very fortunate to have met my better half in a Swinging situation, so the subject never arose. But like many how have posted here have commented, be honest, dont push the subject and always respect the decision that she makes.
Good Luck! :thumbup:
Before I met Fallen Angel (and when she's not here), boxers......But when she's round for the night.....a Huge grin.
wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
No one will EVER see me dancing (Nekkid or otherwise).....and Events that transpired at Mids and the Notts Munches was an optical illusion....Honest....bolt

I saw you dancing :eeek:
Oh yes indeed it was you biggrin
No it wasnt....It was PLUM....He had his badge on and everything.......:twisted:
lol
No one will EVER see me dancing (Nekkid or otherwise).....and Events that transpired at Mids and the Notts Munches was an optical illusion....Honest....bolt
Quote by Shireen_Mids
:doh: Sorry Dawn.....
Steve sweetie *Flutters eyelashes* I promise we will be gentle :rascal:

News Flash to the 4 tops.....run......while you can....bolt
rotflmao
Perhaps the question should be posed the the OP in question. I always ask where the room owner has gone before I close a room. If I dont get a satisfactory answer, the room closes. Simple as that. Otherwise the room is open to abuse without someone there to manage the situation effectively and fairly.
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Dlep....................shireen mentioned 3 sexy men and your name cropped up :angel:

I know...I've got a reputation to keep you know.....lol
Quote by Rich_and_dee
pmsl............hands dawn a wet one {babywipe}
ok, is it bilko, dlep and jon? bolt

I think Ive been insulted.....but Im not sure...... confused:
rolleyes
lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
what the hells a christina?
i have my hood pierced but as i don't know what a christina is i have no idea if its what ur talking about lol
I have my hood pierced horizontal as apposed to vertical as you had (theres a pic of it on my profile), yeah it hurt but its only for a short while you just have to grip the bed lol

I think that its an alternate name for a Queen Victoria......lol
Quote by H-x
It's not in Surrey but Brighton's not too far. I have heard good things about the quality of clit piercing at what used to be Perforations in Brighton. Trouble is they've changed their name and I can't recall what it is now. The old site isn't working unfortunately. I do know they did a cracking job on my PA.

Not for the reply ( coz I don;t have a fecking clue what you're on about rolleyes ) but for the Pratchett reference ......................... worship worship worship worship worship
Seconded.
H.x
Thirded even.....wink
I think my ability to flirt is hit and miss, but I cant be all that bad at it, otherwise Fallen Angel wouldnt have been interested.....dunno
Quote by single_tulip
I really wish I hadn't looked!
72% Pamela Anderson.... my tits are real!
70% Angelina Jolie biggrin
64% Carole Lombard confused:
63% Lindsay Lohan confused:
63% Bipasha Basu confused: really pretty so who cares who she is!
62% Bridget Fonda
62% Orson Scott Carol... :shock: HE has got a beard ffs.... someone not telling me something confused
60% Marcia Cross confused:
60% Katie Holmes
60% Hilary Clinton.. :shock: help!
57% Amy Lee

Well, I think the Angelina Jolie and Amy Lee comparisons make up for the others....wink
Quote by Alexandra
First picture (taken with short hair about 6 months ago.....
Kate Beckinsale - 58% ( :inlove: )
Second Photo taken 3 months ago with longer hair......
Kate Beckinsale (again!) - 56%

Well then Dlep - from hence on I shall call you Kate! wink
Looks like another signature adjustment is in order then perhaps......? :shock:
Quote by dambuster
I think you'll find it's a five track mind :grin:

You sure it aint an 8-track mind.......?
Not that you're old or owt....:shock:
Oi! Jcb for Dlep please.....bolt
:shock: