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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Pete_sw
Congrats Dolop :twisted:
rotflmao
:thumbup: :cheers: drinkies :karaoke:

Get it right Pete....its Dollop...... lol
wink
It's well known Im a member of a few sites, but this site has improved a lot recently and long may it continue...... wink
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Yay!!
I'm glad you are now Dlep here too, stops me getting confuzzled :crazy:
Congratualtions on your op status :happy:
passionkiss
Fee
XX

redface Thanks Fee, it is easier isnt it? Well as Ive said I can finally lay PLUM to rest lol....
Hi Mike48, it'll be good to see you in there.... :thumbup:
HI everyone. I've finally decided like a few others to change my name to my "real" nick name Dlep. As you can see I've also become an OP in the chat room. This obviously means that you'll see me in there again more often. I used to be a regular in the original chat room (in fact at one stage even dynamite couldnt get me out..... :shock: )
So I hope to see some familiar faces and a lot of new ones too.
Thanks to all of the other OPs and Mods for the vote of confidence biggrin .....I just hope I can justify it....... :shock:
Due to recent events (some of which will become apparent shortly....lol) would it be possible for me and Fallen Angel to be listed as a couple and for me to go down as Dlep......
Plum is going shortly to the big Munch in the sky.....lol
Thanks wink
Quote by Sarah
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you to watch out for Sarah, She'll try and eat you alive at the 1st opportunity

That hasnt happened to me yet...... sad
I have never yet eaten anyone, but the is always a first time.......... :twisted:
You'd have to be hungry to want to eat me then....lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you to watch out for Sarah, She'll try and eat you alive at the 1st opportunity

That hasnt happened to me yet...... sad
Quote by freckledbird

but i still don't get any respose to my ad, what am i doing wrong?
(ps, does my bum look big in this?)

Ahhhh, you haven't started a 'what's wrong with my ad/cock/tongue/pics' thread. wink
Oooooooo and don't forget to go for the 'us poor single guys' sympathy type whinge.
Its suprising that there havent been that many around lately.....lol
But Im no longer a single male, thats maybe why.....Not that Ive ever complained about being single...... innocent
It seems like a fair comment that everyone who uses this site should check what is available and occasionally re-evaluate what they are after......I have and Im glad I did. It might be the reason so many people have been disappointed...... sad
Quote by meat2pleaseu
there's now a national sugar shortage cos of you and your recent posts poke

:smug: :thrilled: :wave2: :rose: :happy: :inlove: :giggle: innocent
Just for good measure......wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
. . . . ., anything obscene will result in the perp being ejected from the building.

Barrel dancing is obscene :shock: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
rotflmao

No it's funny as feck! :giggle:
Minx x x
in best 'drunken welsh bint' accent
"you can't throw him out, he's Dammie" rotflmao
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And Minxy gets super human strength as she nearly crushed my spine with a hug (Im not complaining mind, Minxy is :inlove: )
Yep, Munches are places where a LOT of things can happen, but I wont say what cos Meaty will tell me off...... wink
I learnt French at school but havent actually spoke it in years....I'm very rusty.... sad
I've also been learning Japanese....I went there in 2000 for my 25th birthday.....it's only very basic at the moment but Im getting there......
Konban Wa!
Watashi wa Sumomo desu (sumomo is Japanese for Plum.... lol )
Oroshiku Onegaishi masu!
wink
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oi Pete, Im behind you as well :shock:

Get behind me Satan....! :twisted:
*Ahem.......*
bolt
Sorry.....lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
anything can be dangerous in the wrong hands :shock:

I've heard that you're dangerous FULL STOP....... :shock:
lol
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Quote by markz
I thought burton on trent was a mythical place rolleyes

No, thats just what people tell you that live there and fear you will visit biggrin
not a hope too close to birmingham rolleyes
Its VERY close to me(practically spitting distance..... :shock: ).....Im not sure what FA and I are doing that week, as we have A LOT of things on around then......hopefully will be able to make a decision soon..... wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Update: Im going to ask someone if they'll take a piccy or two after the Nottingham Munch...... wink
Can you wait that long? lol

Errrr...........nope ! I'm on my way with the camera ! :moon: innocent
Too late....Ive got someone else to take them now...... lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
in which case 23 is more 307 than 405
but i will be hassling you for details next time i find you drunk biggrin

I dont get drunk very often.....just as well really lol......
Quote by PLUM
Still think Fallen Plums is better rotflmao

:shock: rolleyes
Don't start that again....... lol
Dont know what happened there...... :shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Still think Fallen Plums is better rotflmao

:shock: rolleyes
Don't start that again....... lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Still think Fallen Plums is better rotflmao

:shock: rolleyes
Don't start that again....... lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Room 23???? was that like room 405?

I dont know what happened in 405.....but it was a real eye opener for me and a few others that were in there....... :shock:
I cant say any more *looks over shoulder* Ive said too much as it is.......
*Runs to try to hide.....*
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

Actually Champ, you've come to the right place :thumbup: the ladies( :giggle: ) on here are a bit fridgid at first glance, but wait till they've had a shandy or two and they turn into a bunch of hormonal sex crazy trollops.

:eeek: smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom I'll have you know it takes at least 3 shandies before I turn into a raving nympho ! drinkies
is that small or large shandies (not that im taking notes for later :twisted: )
I'm just a raving nympho with or without shandy and you've still not shagged me... what am I doing wrong??? :shock: sad
lol
Gem. x - in mingers corner! ;) biggrin
I'm still waiting for my invite to Gems boudouir of pleasure :rascal:
or shall we try to sneak back into room 307?
Or Room 23........ :shock:
Good to see you here PoshKate. As you can see people here range from normal-ish to down right weird...... :shock:
Im not saying which catagory I fit into though.....innocent
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
well i like Mrs Delp better lol lol

You would.... lol Although in this case wouldnt it be Mrs Pulm? wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
well well well what a pair of dark horse's you are lol
can i start calling you Mrs Delp now lol bolt
congrates to you both kiss

Its good to see you too Naughty....havent seen you around for a while.
Hope you and Sleazy are doing okay........ wink
And I think most people are going to start calling me Mr Fallen Angel........ :shock:
Hi Champion. It can be hard to find genuine people in "real life" too, but I can say for certain that there are loads on this site.
Its even possible to find love here too.....Ive met someone on here and its fantastic. And if I can find someone who can put up with me anyone can....... :shock:
Good luck mate wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Congrats to you both ! Hope it all goes well for you kiss
Mind you, I'm dead jealous coz our Plum's a little hunky munky worship

redface redface redface
I feel great at the moment, and like Fallen Angel has said, come and say hello at Notts! wink
Quote by blonde
Like the old room ........ but all the nutters could be seen lol]

I didnt realise I was in there...... :shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Me!
I would make swinging a national pastime, abolish inheritance tax, raise personal allowance to £25, 768, make fags and booze cheap and stop the wars.
The country would go to the dogs but we would be having too much fun to notice.. confused
VOTE MINX!!
Minx x x

:inlove: :happy:
Minxy for PM!
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Quote by maidenfair

Update: I think that I'll be getting them done after the Nottingham munch now..... :twisted:
wink

Nooooooo !!!! We want more NOW !!!!! :twisted: kiss
:laughabove: i second this ......its so HARD waiting ...want too PREV now innocent
I've asked the person in question, and she has willingly agreed to take a few post Notts munch..... wink
Just hope its worth the wait for you both sassy-seren and maidenfair...... lol
Quote by de_sade
Here's one from the Robin Hood country...Called a MERRY MAN
TWO measures of VODKA
ONE measure of MEAD
A shot of LIME
Dash of WORCESTER SAUCE
Top up in a TALL GLASS with SODA WATER or LEMONADE
or
For cocktail drinking enthusiasts...
Take one TALL GLASS add
ONE measure of VODKA
ONE measure of CREME DE MENTHE
top up with CHAMPAGNE or CAVA (Depending on your budget / extravagance)
That one's called a GREEN DEATH
De_sade

A couple of my friends drank that in pint glasses a couple of New year eve's ago.......They didnt wake up for nearly a day after....... :shock: rolleyes
I'm glad I didnt have any......it can be bloody lethal........ :shock: :shock: