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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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As a midlander, we seem to be considered by Northerners to be from down south, and of course Southerners think we're from the north....so we cant win either way..... lol
Quote by aaardvark_11
I see becoming an op is the way to impress the laydeez...
cool

Er maybe, but I know a few of the ladies from before I was an OP....lol
I think being an OP means that I'll age even quicker than I already am....! :shock:
Quote by Trapper
I went into the op's room in chat last night looking for Dlep and the others said they
hadn't seen him for over an hour!!!
That's a bloody outrage...Your fired!!!
What the hell has this book got to do with my post??

I was in Jo's room waiting for you to find me....lol
Hope the PM helped anyway..... :shock:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Yeah, in your dreams! lol You wouldn't dare! :twisted: :twisted:

innocent
:twisted:
Quote by mistress_sassy
Oooo look at you Mr Op! lol Do I have to behave now? wink

Yes...otherwise smackbottom
lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Whats the MOD got to do with it, or are her tits classed as weapons?

Weapons of mass Distraction arent they? :giggle:
wink
Quote by blonde
Sweetheart ....... incase you hadnt noticed..... some men like red heads, some men like blondes, some men like size 10 some men like size 20, some men like tall girls, some men like short, some men like some men and some girls like some girls !!
The best thing about the site is its diversity ....... so IMHO ..... your question is a pointless one because we all find different people attractive.
I am sure you wouldnt like what I like and my neighbour might not like what either of us like.
Then to complicate matters even more ........ once past the looks stage ......... its important that you like the person underneath (to most of us).
So....... hope you find someone you consider to be hot kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well said you sexy little Weetabix....:giggle:
I have my personal favourites on here, but I certainly wouldnt be callous enough to mantion them. A few may know I like them, but again its down to personal choice. The comment about Jordan is true....I dont personally rate her much as she looks now....before all the boob jobs etc she was attractive, but I dont think so now.
Also, I have posted in the Men's bum's thread, and some have posted saying they like my bum, but Im not shallow enough to think that ALL the ladies like it. I did it mainly to have a laugh and to satisfy the small streak of exhibitionism that even I have.
Personal faves threads never work regardless of how well meaning they are as inevitably someone IS going to take offense at comments made there.
Quote by Fallen Angel
Bloody hell Plod, new woman, a job (sort of) & now a chat-op. you'll be growing out of you school trousers next.
or is it a mid life crisis (wanna buy a porsche?) rotflmao
i do hope Angel keeps you on a tight leash :rascal:

I'll help him out of his trousers any time wink
bit early for a mid life crisis though - (I think that's me!)
Congratulations on your new status sweetheart kiss
Thanks hun......kiss
Sarah, Fallen Angel and I are able to turn up at this....so if you can put us on the list.....:thumbup:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Bloody hell Plod, new woman, a job (sort of) & now a chat-op. you'll be growing out of you school trousers next.
or is it a mid life crisis (wanna buy a porsche?) rotflmao
i do hope Angel keeps you on a tight leash :rascal:

I wondered when you'd say something.....lol
rolleyes
wink
Quote by davej
davej one would surmise you needed a new pair then :giggle:

They are new RP, them ultra light bendy ones...don't even know your wearing them according to the adverts and dya know what?......they are right.
Mine are Titanium armed things (they're rimless) and I have the same problem.....I forget to take them off to go to sleep...... rolleyes
Quote by tweeky
Thanks for the views all very informative smile We have now been offerd a place at the Bristol munch and realy hope to attend, just gota see if Mrs Tweeky can alter a work arrangement. We look foreward to it with fear and terror.
I dont mind incidnets involving barrels as long as at some point in includes me drinking the contents smile
Sarah will eat us alive, umm yes please :P
Thanks again
Mr Tweeky

I must admit my first couple were nerve wracking, but it gets easier especially when you meet people more than once.
That said both of you come and say hello To Fallen Angel and I.....we're both friendly (Well, I like to think I am, FA is definitely nice.....)
wink
I usually retrace my steps even though my memory isnt that good anymore....
However, the most embarrassing time I lost something was when I had lost my keys and ransacked the Flat swearing oath's for over an hour, only to have my flatmate point out I had them in my hand all the time.....!
rolleyes
Quote by twos_company
congratulations is it op or oap lol
hope u don`t ban too many
ps don`t watch all the dirty cams at once!!!!!!!!!!!!
biggrin

I dont look that old in my avatar do I? :shock: (Im 31 this year.... sad )
It's just as well Im having a few new ones done in a couple of weeks..... lol
Quote by Medic_1

*Get's the tea list ready*
wink

tea, tea,tea confused: confused: confused: confused: confused:
We want BOOZE
Phredd wink
You sound like my Flatmate Phredd......but he's Vanilla.... :shock:
:giggle:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Wooooooo Hooooooooooo :bounce: :bounce: A new teaboy..... That Sarge is crap :lol2:
Shireen
xxx

*Get's the tea list ready*
....Right....What does everyone want then.....?
wink
515! And I honestly thought I was shy and reserved...... :shock:
Quote by vodkatonic
% HOT HOT HOT
mmmm now whoose next to play with :twisted:

:shock:
I've seen too much!
bolt
lol
Quote by vodkatonic
Congrats babes mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do i have to behave in chat now then ???? :shock:
and to think i let ya in room 23 rolleyes

You? Misbehave? Nah, must be someone else....... :shock:
wink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
:twisted: Ooh! Fresh meat . . . . :twisted: wink
Tracy-Jayne

My thoughtsexactly TJ !! :twisted: :twisted:
Minx x x
redface redface redface
Quote by Serendipity

did i mention my 18" cock and tongue like an anteater? dunno

No!!! Why has it taken you until now to mention it eh??? Some people are so damned selfish! :cry:
Ditto to what others have said J&B, perhaps some guys are gone fast because they don't have a clear idea from you that any more is expected confused: I'm pretty certain most guys joining a couple will look to them to set ground rules and explain expectations in advance.
Im currious about what you'd expect....wink
I'll have to ask Fallen Angel if she wants to go (probably yes!) so I'll get back to you in a bit wink
Quote by niceandgentle
N&G, although this site is based primarily around sex you might find it beneficial to put the sex to the back of your mind. some people go at the site like the proverbial bull in a china shop and acheive nothing. i admit i fell into the 'instant shag' approach when i first found the site, but soon realised there was much more to the community and before i realised i'd forgotten about the sex side of things and just came here for a good laugh. Funnily enough once i stopped looking for a shag i got much more opportunity, a case of if you're not looking for something you'll probably find it easier.
So treat the munch as a good night out with some friends, people will put a face to your name and feel more relaxed with you and will be more inclined to arrange an encounter. look upon the first one as a fact finding mission, to meet people and get chatting to them off the board and possibly meet up at a later munch/private meet. you never know, you might just get lucky biggrin

I appreciate your thoughtfulness in your reply too meat but the sex is at the front of my mind,not the back.
That doesn't mean I'm a bull in a china shop,I'm just someone who has come to SH in the hope of finding like minded people to share good experiences with.
That doesn't mean I'm a quick shag merchant,I'm patient and good humoured and willing to build up a no strings pressure free rapport with anyone with no recriminations if it DOESN'T lead to playing.
I realise there's more to SH and munches than sex but,in the nicest possible way,sex via SH is my main interest in being on SH.
Both view points of meaty and niceandgentle are applicable here to various site members....and valid they are too. I do lean towards meaty's view point though. I even met my better half at Mids Munch.....and I find that the atmosphere at munches to be great!
I hope that you find what you're looking for here niceandgentle......:thumbup:
Hi and welcome from another shy one......wink
Alright......who's coughing at the back there? evil smackbottom
wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's the only site I use and I like it here. People are friendly and we have a laugh. All that and you get to perv at some fab bods! What more could a girl ask for?? :giggle: :rascal:

What would you ask for? dunno
Hmm.....I wonder if I can find me cam for the chat room.....lol
Sorry, am being a tart now..... :shock:
lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Couldnt care less if it is Dlep or Plum, its the guy behind the name that matters biggrin and congratulations on becoming an Op! lol lol

redface redface redface Thanks..... wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Awwww congrats on the op staus hunni kiss
I'm gonna miss Plum though sad

You wont....he was a bit of a troublemaker....lol. wink
Im %......I'm neither one nor t'other..... :shock:
Mind you is that a bad thing.....? Not for me anyway..... lol
My inbox only contains info for munches etc...... :shock:
Mind you I havent sent any myself.....for some reason I cant seem to be very forward......(for once..... :shock: )