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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by little gem
...I prefer to be seduced gently...

OK.... no claws then :giggle:
From what little I know RPM....I'd be careful of HER claws mate.....:giggle:
wink
:cry: sad I'm not that bad sad
<sniff>
Sorry Gem..... sad
Here ya go.....
Little Gem, is not only nice
To me and you,
She stays clear from vice
Why she's here
No one has a clue......
That better? wink
Quote by Sarah
Hi and welcome
I am the shy and delicate one sitting in the corner......... :twisted:

:shock: Remind me not to get trapped in the same corner as you on Saturday Sarah......I'm glad Im on the door...even if it is at the end of the night......lol
Hi horny_t, just be careful sometimes shy and delicate things only pretend to be.....looks can be VERY decieving.....wink
I'm in so much trouble on Saturday when Sarah sees this.....rotflmao
Quote by redpantherman
...I prefer to be seduced gently...

OK.... no claws then :giggle:
From what little I know RPM....I'd be careful of HER claws mate.....:giggle:
wink
Quote by Sarah
I've got a tomtom and it is wonderful............... (Got it from Amazon)
Although a certain person last year, did spend most of his time arguing with it, on the way to munch, over the route lol lol

I used a tomtom (someone elses) to go to a party....except for the price tag (I can barely afford the box it comes in let alone the thing itself....sad) I would get one.....Until recently, Ive set off for munches etc in the dark and having hand written instructions whilst driving by myself isnt a very safe (or legal) option.......And you have the choice of 2 voices.....no prizes which one I chose.....lol
I dont have a problem using condoms....if Im in a LTR (which Im in the beginnings of) then I wouldnt necessarily see the need....with other women then I would. Not because Im suspicious of them, but because it makes sense to and ensures everyone stays safe.
Quote by Reikiradical
Hi. We were just wondering how many people in SH are followers of 'Alternative' religions. Not that it actually has anything to do with a persons sexual prefferences and practices.
We are what we like to describe as 'Eclectic Pagans' and have met one or two like minded people in here.
Whilst we appreciate that many such people like to play their cards close to the chest we were just sorta curious.
Thanks

Im not religious myself.....my belief "system" is basically common sense (well most of the time anyway....:shocksmile Mainly treat people with the respect that you expect from them........
I have no problem with ANY religion though, if it works for people then thats fine biggrin
My way works for me atleast....wink
Quote by lucyweebaps-cpl
Got to keep My tarting reputation up somehow wink :twisted: :happy:

So I get another chance to meet you then Lucy biggrin , as some how I missed you the first time.....sad
On behalf of FA (who has been excited for the last month or so....:gigglesmile
Only 2 sleeps left.......!
lol
Quote by The-Ring
welcome home sanitarium by metallica
because with each passing day im going more and more round the bend loon loon
mrs dpg is angels by robbie williams :angel: :angel:
:giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

Damn! That would have suited me.....:giggle:
lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I wonder If I should have posted this post when all the sencible ladies are home from work :twisted: :twisted: lol

You're ok love I am not working today :thumbup: :twisted:
Can't help you with the fake tan, although a friend of mine claims the new dove stuff is good dunno
I prefer pale and interesting (cos I just make a mess with the tan stuff)
Minx x x
I'd rather see a woman (like minxy....wink) with pale skin, than any lady with a fake tan.....Ive seen some extremes from Tango orange to tea stain....:shock:
Its like most things.....natural is best :thumbup:
Quote by fabio grooverider
way to hijack the poor womans thread!!!!!!!
thought a couple of chatroom op's would know better.......
now behave!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxx

Sorry Kate, Fabio is right....but it just proves that even the Super minxy wink and I :shock: are only human..... sad
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Here Dleppy Dleppy... Minxy got a nice treat for you....
poke :kick: :kick: smackbottom smackbottom :smoke:
Minx x x

Minxy you know I :inlove: you and I wouldnt need a smackbottom
Mind you, its sounds like a lot of fun......
Except the :kick: :shock:
wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
just fight her off with Egg Thingy's

You started speaking Wenglish now then.....? WTF are egg thingy's?
dunno
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I course i was looking forward to seeing you, you're driving while i get busy with FA in the back seat rotflmao

Yeah like thats gonna happen......lol
Quote by redpantherman
Call the Sarge... I hear he has a new weapon :rascal:
That will sort 'em!

You dont know the power of Minxy's dark side RPM......:shock:
lol
Can we not just tell Sarg the force will be with him... then run? :shock:
We could do, but minxy knows me too well.....and if she see's this thread now....Im dead at Bristol munch.......lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
:upset: had to pull out due to my knakered back, really gutted at missing out on seeing the regular fruitloops and some of the newbies :taz:
Have Fun

Where am I on that scale....or did you not add me into that? dunno
lol
Quote by redpantherman
Call the Sarge... I hear he has a new weapon :rascal:
That will sort 'em!

You dont know the power of Minxy's dark side RPM......:shock:
lol
Quote by redpantherman
I don't seem to get bombarded as much

Yeah, sorry about that Seren...I won't bother you in the future ... :silly: :giggle: :giggle: ;)
Minx x x
Now that's one bombardment I WOULDN'T object to ! :twisted: kiss
Woohoo!! :bounce: :bounce: :rose: passionkiss
Just off to moonwalk around the room lol
Minx x x
This is the very same reason I NEVER USE THE CHAT ROOMS!!! :fuckinghell:
The rooms are just full of lust crazed bi females... Us guys never stand a chance! bolt to cancel account!
RPM, you cant leave me with this lot....! If they ever got into the general population.....? :shock:
Shit! Too late! bolt
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I don't seem to get bombarded as much

Yeah, sorry about that Seren...I won't bother you in the future ... :silly: :giggle: :giggle: ;)
Minx x x
Sassy-seren ought to feel lucky....some of us dont get bombarded....by minxy or anyone else for that matter.....sad
lol
smackbottom Go to my room ! :twisted:
First on the left isnt it? lol
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I don't seem to get bombarded as much

Yeah, sorry about that Seren...I won't bother you in the future ... :silly: :giggle: :giggle: ;)
Minx x x
Sassy-seren ought to feel lucky....some of us dont get bombarded....by minxy or anyone else for that matter.....sad
lol
I dont have any either......*sob*
Its a cruel and heartless world we live in....... sad
But seriously, if any one wants to donate to the Dlep needs a friend appeal......
Please give generously....lol
Quote by Alexandra
I can believe that!
It's the moves he has trouble with!!!!

Thought Sarge only went on manouver's......bolt
I cant hear any tanks......yet .:shock:
lol
Only 3 days left sassy-seren.......be careful what you wish for my might just get it.....:shock:
lol
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Quote by poshkate
ps any advice as to how i can delete one of the posts i managed to post twice
i would be most grateful...........!

On one or both of the posts there should be a button with an x in it click it and it should be deleted....or if there is a MOD out there.... biggrin
For me though a meet has usually been a social thing.....Ive travelled a fair way for them too (Ive done a couple of thousand miles so far....:shocksmile. Ive been to a few munches now and Ive met a lot of people and become friends with most.....I even met Fallen Angel (my better half....wink) at Mids Munch.....:happy: :inlove:
A meet can mean a lot of things to a lot of people. As long as all sides agree on what it should be at the time then there should be no problems......And above all, all meets should be fun!
Hi Kate.....Sorry that you've had an experience like that. If you or anybody else reading this needs assistance from an OP (chatters with a yellow star nest to thier names) then dont hesitate to ask. We all like to make sure that EVERYONE has a good time in the rooms.
Hope to see you in there soon biggrin
Dlep
I thought the name was a reference to the Japanese film (Or more acurately the western remake) Ringu/The ring.....
But from one name changer to another, :thumbup:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
If I'd have known I would have my name in purple I would have kept Plum as my nickname......rotflmao

yer bastard, i've just excitedly scrolled down the page to find you just knackered a perfectly good opportunity to rip the piss out of you, bloody inconsiderate git mad
:laughabove: :giggle:
I knew you would say something so I thought Id do you the service of doing it for you...... wink
Quote by blonde
Mr Tweeky ............. I am getting to like you :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

But everyone loves you, you little sexy weetabix.....:giggle:
If I'd have known I would have my name in purple I would have kept Plum as my nickname......rotflmao
Ive checked mine....it lists me as being at my former address, even though I reregistered on the electorall roll ages ago, so it seems the information is out of date......I hope.... :shock: