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9 Nov 2005

Quote by seperated_male43
sorry this is my second post the last was a bit short lol. im a (now) single male have been chatting to a few people in the chatroom and they advised me to get to as many meetings as poss as im pretty new here and want to host parties. Obviously u will be wary as im new but i hope to gain peoples trust here and eventually have fun. Ive been in the swinging scene for 20 years and the last 16 with my soon to be ex wife. life certainly is different as a single forgot how much hard work it was lol. look forward to eventually meeting up with some of u socially and hopefully more actively in future. Jim xx
my ad number is 418612 and i can be found in the chatroom most evenings.

Thanks you for letting us know more about you but you are still on the Provisionals List until we all get to know you better.....it takes trust to invite you to a Munch so just relax and get to know us a bit and everything should be fine.

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9 Nov 2005

I personally prefer older men.....but saying that, I have had one younger man who is lovely and really mature.....so I think it just depends on the person..... wink

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9 Nov 2005

Congrats!!! I hope it all goes well for you.....

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9 Nov 2005

Welcome to the Madness......I hope to see you at a Munch at some point soon biggrin

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9 Nov 2005

I've sent you a PM Marcuso which you replied to but I thought I'd make it clear to everyone that I won't be there this weeked :cry:
I'm really jealous because I really wanted to go but at the moment I'm all packed up with dressings on my wound at the moment and although I can walk I'm not healed up enough to come and party sad

I hope you all have a FAB time this weekend and have an extra drink for me......
Hugs and kiss

to you all and a special Birthday one to Marcuso...... :kiss:

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9 Nov 2005

Just to let you know that I'm a definite for coming Kaz......as long as I can get enough money together wink

After being out of commission until after Christmas I'm going to seriously need a party to go to..... :wink:

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9 Nov 2005

I hope you get your wish hun....I'm not part of a couple so I can't help, oh and I'm not in the south west either.....
It's fun watching...... :twisted: Get yourself to a party soon and who knows you might do more than just watch wink

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Now you see it just so happens that Careful and Agile are my middle names.

TART!!!! :wink:

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by tinksy
hi there again so anyone else been to rios and had a fun experiance

I always have a fun time when I go to Rio's....it's a great place to chill out with friends....

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8 Nov 2005

Oh thank god for that, I thought I was weird.......(okay okay, I AM weird but you know what I mean).....
After I've cum I can't bear to have anyone touch my clit but I can quite easily have sex because that doesn't actually make me cum (although has come pretty close sometimes :twisted smile

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8 Nov 2005

Re Dirty Sanchez and Cleveland Steamer.... Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!! But each to their own I suppose.... confused

But this one alternately made me laugh and feel ill:
BURPLING:
Sucking a fart out of another's willing anus

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8 Nov 2005

Well from my point of view he looks pretty good looking to me.....so I wouldn't say there is anything wrong with him.
But the problem is that it depends on your own point of view......the people you're mixing with clearly haven't fancied him, why don't you try getting to know us a bit and then you'll find that we don't give a shit what people look like and it is more to do with their personality than anything else....
Does that make sense? confused

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8 Nov 2005

I love to fight when I'm having sex......having my arms held down while a guy is fucking me is the best thing, but like others have said I would only do it with someone I trust completely......but I remember the first time it happened, I nearly orgasmed right there and then..... redface

And Fallen Angel, you are not the only one that loves to have bruises. A fuck buddy of mine from Australia loves to give me bruises and I usually end up with bruises all over my breasts :twisted:
BTW, the same Australian Lover did that <<<<<<<<<< to my Arse (see Avatar)....loved it!!!

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert

I knew what a snowball was BTW but the rainbow kiss was a new one on me. :twisted:

I knew what both of them are and am just waiting for somebody to innocently enquire as to what the 'Dirty Sanchez' or 'Cleveland Steamer' entail*. :shock:
* if you don't know please don't ask, they're very sick and probably urban legends.
I know you said "Please don't ask" but you can't mention names like that in a sexual context and not expect someone to ask...... wink

Sooooooo what are the Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamer???
:twisted:

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8 Nov 2005

AndyWolves you are on the List hun.
Alex_Female and Dave Notts you are already on the list babes biggrin

And the other two who asked to go, you are on the REserve List until we get to know you better..... :D

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by hottmale_uk2001
Good Evening,
Any ladies fancy some phone fun with a 26 year old male from Yorkshire online now??
My pics and details are on here
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-386768.html
Look forward to hearing from you
Dave xx

Nice Ad......just wanted to say you're on the right lines with that Ad....
Don't PM me thinking that I'm interested, I live waaaaaay too far away from you.

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7 Nov 2005

It's so nice to find a gentleman that wants to wine and dine a woman.....
Alas, yet again, I am too far away.......but I hope you find someone soon.

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7 Nov 2005

Awwww big hugs and cuddles to you hun......
If you need to chat you know where we all are.....we'd all be honoured to have PM in our Inbox from you if you need a shoulder.....

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by bustermarine
can you tell me what it means when somebody says that i can add them to my messenger ?

Well usually it means can you add them to your MSN or messenger friends list.....

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Just canvassing for interest in a night out at the Ice Rink in Sheffield sometime in the next couple of months.
If there is enough interest I'll get something arranged - down at Don Valley, maybe getting a bite to eat later and perhaps popping into Brannigans?
Let me know if you fancy the idea!
Alex x

If it's after Christmas or perhaps just before Christmas then I'm up for it, but we'll have to wait and see if I'm well enough.
In theory its a great idea for me..... biggrin

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7 Nov 2005

Welcome to the Site, I hope you find whatever you're looking for here.... biggrin

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7 Nov 2005

helen is a poor role model for women I would have to agree with that
helen is really no friend of mine I'd like to think I'm a friend of everybody's who wants me
helen is a single ukrainian woman Definitely not - Single yes though.
helen is sellin Selling what? :shock: I hope not, it's against the AUP to sell.
helen is a dream come true for any man Oooooooh really? :twisted:
helen is leaving us Most definitely NOT!!
helen is yo daddy Ummmmmm what????????
helen is good sucker Well you'd have to ask the men I've slept with about that one
helen is one of the most beautiful of women to ever exist Awwww thanks!!
helen is 25 Ummmm nope, I'm 27
helen is a lunatic Definitely LoL
helen is essentially the primal woman Hmmmmm I'm not sure about this one
helen is home Yes definitely at home here!! LoL

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7 Nov 2005

I don't think you're a fraud at all!!! You have been completely honest about what you're here for, if you are that worried about it why not put something in your signature - I have seen a few people do that over the past couple of years, put something like "Only here for the Social Side" or something like that, so people know what you're about.
But equally, if you don't want to do that then don't...... it's totally up to you.... biggrin

I would call myself a Swinger but perhaps not in the Conventional sense of the word as I don't have sex with anonymous people, I prefer sex with friends....although saying that, the word "Swinger" can be interpreted in a thousand different ways....so maybe I AM a conventional Swinger in MY interpretation of the word....
Anyway, what I'm trying to say, is that you're welcome here ANYtime hun and for whatever reason you decide you want to be here.....
That's just my inane ramblings on a Monday morning...LoL.

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7 Nov 2005

What a lovely lovely lady.....I miss your smiles and your wicked sense of humour, we must get together for a giggle again..... biggrin

Have a wonderful birthday hun..... kiss

Hope to see you again soon

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7 Nov 2005

I hope you have a fabulous time Wild Rose......
P.S: *Whisper* make Staggy do something really nice for you today wink

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6 Nov 2005

Having been to Rio's a few times now I think I can safely say it is NOT a Swingers Club but you can have sex there if you want to......
As a single woman it would be easy to pick up there but you can't do anything sexual in the Jacuzzi's (although I have redface

) and you have to go upstairs to have sex.....

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6 Nov 2005

Babe you know I'd love to meet up with you but no can do at the moment......
Some other time I hope...... wink

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by slugpellet
Mature guy, with "average" cock looking for a mature woman to play with tonight. Please, no BBW's as only small titties turn me on.

What happens if you're a BBW but with small tits? Like me biggrin

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6 Nov 2005

I was listening to a fabulous song the other day and there was a wonderful line in it that just made me think.
It was from "Poison" by Alice Cooper and it says "I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name"....
Is there any other lines from songs that makes people think about things?
(BTW, if this has been done I'm sorry, I did do a search)

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by The Muttleys
Exactly Maia, its vital that discretion is at the top of everyones list when it comes to swinging.
I dont think it matters though, whether one is a teacher, or say a gardener like me, if they want discretion, for whatever reason, then they should be shown it in no uncertain terms.
I, as a gardener wud not be affected too adversely by peeps knowing i was a swinger, but, i am still very big on my requirement for discretion, and give the same at all times, whether its required or not.
My point is, discretion should be assured at all times, for everyone.
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I totally agree......I am open on here about what I do - I am a Student Nurse but also a Chatline Operator. Now if the people who I work for as a Student Nurse knew that I do the Chatline thing and also if they knew that I am a Swinger then I would be thrown out immediately on the grounds of bringing the Profession into Disrepute.
There are very few on here that know my full name, but for those that do it wouldn't be hard for them to put it on the open forum and then I'm buggered.....
So I need discretion from those that I meet up with, those that either know my full name or my address are people i trust and that's important to me......
Sorry, here I go waffling on, thats typical of me when I'm ill..... :roll:

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