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Drifter
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · West Midlands

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Boxers everyday for me, as I like the feeling of freedom they give.
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not to mention the fact that it is probably the only edible food the body cannot break down....
not ideal for the backdoor brigade :shock:

ewwwwww that reminds me of my brothers description of it... Devils food he used to call it... for that very reason... It comes out the same way it went in... YUK YUK YUK
I tend not to think of that when enjoying it though redface :angel:
Ahhh yes! Sweetcorn - recyclable food! Errrm, possibly.
I like corn on the cob simmered for about 8 minutes and then I rub butter over it and wait until fully melted before eating.
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We could all move into SH towers and dance, drink, snog and fuck all day long!

I can just imagine attempting to do all those things at the same time. :twisted: :grin:
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I can also make cider.
What will your role be in our happy swinging community? :thrilled:

Errrm, well I l can turn cider, beer and wine into water, if that's any use. lol
For some reason, while reading this thread, I have the "Laughing Gnome" by David Bowie playing in my head.
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Thanks to Marcuso for putting on the birthday bash and thanks also to all those who aided and abetted him. Happy Birthday and many happy returns, matey!
Thanks to Alex the DJ for his usual good taste in music and for keeping us dancing the night away. I've not heard Fred Wedlock in a long time!
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Drifter – you have PM which says it all

You have as well, m'dear. wink
Thanks also to all those who chatted to me. I look forward to seeing you all again soon.
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The last line of "I want it that way" by the backstreet boys is:
"I want it that way because I don't want it that way"
...and it always makes me think 'Who buys this nonsensical bollocks?'

Reminds of the line by Ronan Keating:-
"You say it best when you say nothing at all" confused
I like these lines from "Oh Well" by Fleetwod Mac (Peter Green era):-
"I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I aint pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to"
Thanks to Chardonnay for organising the social evening and for putting me up for the night on her sofa. The cooked breakfast was excellent!
It was a bloody good laugh and I had a great time.
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I'm siiting at my pc with my left hand bandaged up in extream pain, after accidently discharging the full load of a linear amplifier into my hand (big amplifier for making radio signals lounder)
I expect no sympathy especialy from dawn-mids who areadly calls me a nerd
but rf burns don't half hurt
ian

Ouch!! Sorry to hear that Sparky. Looks like you will have to stick to "running barefoot" for a while. I hope you get better soon.
Me being an M3, the power has to be kept to a maximum of 10 watts of course.
Just thought I would throw in some more radio terms for Dawn_Mids' benefit lol
Hi Sarah,
I'd like to go. Please add my name to the list.
Thanks.
Hi Chardonnay. Please add me to the list for this one. It will be great to see you and the gang again!
Hi there Naughty Wigan Couple!
I'd like to go. Please add my name to the list.
Thanks.
I rarely watch television, so thankfully I miss most football matches. I only tend to hear about the games when friends and colleagues discuss them. :sleeping:
I prefer the intimate company of a lovely lady any day (or evening!).
Errrm, well I 've never married and I don't intend to. If I ever do marry, I would have to play Bachelor Boy by Cliff Richard. It would satisfy my sense of humour, if nothing else!
Happy Birthday To An Angel From Heaven
Lottsa hugs and kisses! kiss Have a good one!
Happy Anniversary and Congratulations to you both!
And
Happy Birthday to the lovely Tanina!
I'm a dab hand with the comb and paper. I've spent years perfecting "twanging" elastic bands, experimenting with different sizes and tensions.
Oh, and I've always wanted to try the kazoo!
I wouldn't have oral sex with a woman on her period. Just too messy. I've heard it referred to as a "rainbow", or a "strawberry kiss".
Anyway, just off to eat my menstrual, errr sorry, minestrone soup!
Helen,
I'd like to go. Please add my name to the list.
Thanks.
Have a great birthday, MidlandsMan - All The Best!
I hope you enjoy your evening. :grin:
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Hi steve
Im in berkshire too not many of us about on this forum, so just thought I would introduce myself :happy:
One day we should get all the Berkshire members in one room....would probably come to about 5 lol

well I'm here now too so there are 6 :lol:
Me too. Blimey, nearly into double figures!
I am a perfectionist when I write PMs and posts. I check to see they look alright, however after I have sent them, I often think something could be improved. In fact, just reading this post through........shall I..........Oh sod it - I will post and be damned!
Of the aforementioned establishments, I only ever eat at Pizza Hut. This is only if I feel hungry and there are no alternatives open nearby. I might just eat the salad in preference to the pizza itself, depending on how hungry I am.
I think it was Ben Elton who said something like, "Fast food? Just flush it straight down the toilet - cut out the middle man."
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Well - I've bought a seive :shock: And a pair of marigolds :shock: (Before I read the plastic bag tip)

Hi there celticq!
I was going to recommend using a strainer, but thought better of it.
At least you are privy to the pros and cons of various methods.
Seriously though, I hope it's not too sharp and you won't be deturd by some of the frivolous comments here! lol
Many thanks to SexySteph and the Munch Team for a great evening. Excellent choice of venues, as always. Many thanks also to the DJ for keeping us dancing the night away. As Bassman said, these events just keep getting better and better.
Here's looking forward to the next one!
Hello there Darkfire!
I don't know you, but Happy Birthday!!
Oh and welcome to the Forum as well.
Women In Uniform - reminds me of the Iron Maiden song.
Ah yes - I do like the secretary look - black skirt, stockings and suspenders. Come and take a "letter" Miss Jones!