Don't like to disillusion you but I thought that many years ago And if I pass, it'll be my final exam ever!!!!!
Life has a nasty habit of surprising you and I'd be very surprised if it's the last exam you ever sit! :P
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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
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So far this weekend I've ......er.......complied with all Kitty's demands :shock: :shock:
and
I 've painted her bathroom and eaten all the meals she's cooked for me! :bounce: :bounce:
See, some of us ARE useful :grin: :grin:
What have YOU done that's useful?
:whistling:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Erm.......do I get my clothes back now?
ops:
and
I 've painted her bathroom and eaten all the meals she's cooked for me! :bounce: :bounce:
See, some of us ARE useful :grin: :grin:
What have YOU done that's useful?
:whistling: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Erm.......do I get my clothes back now?
ops: 
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Quote by berksbex
My foot! :P :grin: :twisted:
Hey Bexie, I've just seen that foot now I can't get the bandage back on
:lol:oi baggy all that wanking has affected your eyesight, that's not my foot :P it belongs to eager slut, but he might fancy helping you put your bandage back on :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yep it's an Eagerfoot
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: <<<<<<And that's my credentials!
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: 
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Quote by 34fun
leave the sting in !!!
i got stung on my arm 2 weeks ago and it swelled up twice the size.
i've been walking around bees nests for the last week with my knob hanging out with honey on it !!!
please sting my penis - so it swells to twice the size, then i can give the young lady on another thread the stretched labia that she requires
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I just got home from work so I'm still very much alive and kicking :bounce: :bounce:
I pulled the sting meself, no prob.
The only thing is it's been itching a bit (don't mind the swelling though) and I have to keep rubbing it, which just makes the swelling worse!
:grin:
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I pulled the sting meself, no prob.
The only thing is it's been itching a bit (don't mind the swelling though) and I have to keep rubbing it, which just makes the swelling worse!
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Quote by McCloggie
Have to agree with Colts on this one.
Every time I get the ferry back to Newcastle or see a UK truck I ALWAYS think of ES!!!!!
If you ever ARE on the ferry/motoring through Holland ES and want a beer let me know.
McC
Thanks for the offer. When I was doing continental work I quite often went to Holland. There are a few good laybys I know there :censored:
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I had friends who worked a farm on Exmoor. The postie, baker, uncle tom cobbly an' all used to all come in the big kitchen and have a cuppa and a social.
In a really harsh winter with lots of snow the postie used to walk along the top of the hedgerows holding onto the telegraph wires 'cos the lanes were full of snow.
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In a really harsh winter with lots of snow the postie used to walk along the top of the hedgerows holding onto the telegraph wires 'cos the lanes were full of snow.
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Quote by dambuster
I got dragged into a shop the other week. That I'd normally deny being in
I got all excited when I saw a shelf full of "wobbly man on a stick" - but they didn't wobble so I didn't get one
Well FFS dammie! You gotta shake yer arse at them and wiggle a bit
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: and then they might do the wobble for yer! :shock: :shock: I dunno
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