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9 Nov 2005

I tried deleting the programme in safe mode and it wouldn't do that either.
I can't access the AVG control panel. The desktop shortcut won't open AVG, nor will going into start and all programmes. The icon for AVG's disappeared off my my screen at the bottom right corner.
Kitty's coming tomorrow and hopefully will be able to sort it, but I was sort of hoping I'd be able to do it and show her how clever I've been! smile

smile

:)

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Hiya ES :-) yeah what has been said above . Download the latest version of the free build from their site . Delete the old one first then do a fresh install . We had it happen a while back ( quite a while) and that seemed to do the trick . Then maybe set your updates to auto on the preferences.

It won't delete from my installed programmes when I try to uninstall it.
I've tried downloading it again from the free grisoft site but it won't do that either.
dunno

dunno

9 Nov 2005

The number of members has grown by 10,000 over (from memory) the last six months.
I'm just glad they don't all hang out in the cafe :twisted:

8 Nov 2005

My AVG Free Anti Virus won't initialize.
The problem started about a week ago when it refused to download updates. I uninstalled it and re-downloaded it off the internet. It was up to date at the time but subsequently still won't download updates.
Now everytime I boot my laptop I get a message window pops up which says "Could not initialize AVG Anti Virus kernel interface. Application cannot run".
Also I've found that the desktop shortcut will not open AVG when I double click on it (nothing happens).
Has anyone got any idea what the problem is?
Thanks.
ES

6 Nov 2005

I can .......erm.........suck my own cock redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:

6 Nov 2005

davej said it for me!
:cheers:

6 Nov 2005

Ouch!
Just managed to get out of bed and into a more vertical position.
Was it a good night? I don't remember :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not sure whether it was the shots of vodka in between the Tennents which did the damage, or if it was the other way round.
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:

5 Nov 2005

Oooooooooooh! I def need go stick my head in a bicket, err........... bucket
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
:P
:uhoh: bolt

bolt

5 Nov 2005

Quote by twos_company
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
is polish vodka good????????????????????????
2`s

Oooooooh! Erm......... :grin:
bolt

bolt

5 Nov 2005

Ineed someone to keep track of theplot heere.
Losing it fast...........
Erm........ Can I go now? redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:

5 Nov 2005

Erm........... just been doing the "Na Zdrowie" (Nazdrovnia) bit
and..........
now a bit pissed.
Sorry. I'll go now redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

bolt

5 Nov 2005

Erm..............................
No! dunno

dunno

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:

4 Nov 2005

Ok. I'm after your contributions dunno

dunno

I'm thinking of amalgamating my Forty Best Laybys guide with the idea of a swinging map of Britain :undecided: :undecided:
What would you like to see included, and what's your contribution going to be? wink

wink

:rascal: :rascal:

2 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
these lasses are vicious. :shock:

Big pussies! :P :twisted:
I'm not scared flipa

flipa

:uhoh: :uhoh: bolt

bolt

You wait until they get hold of you !
Postie pushes EagerSlut into the melee..... there ya go girls...
Haha EagerSlut your mine now *evil laugh*
EagerSlut now has a major wedgie!!! :shock:
Oooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock:
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

2 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

/me twangs the elastic on LadyFeeBee's red knickers.....

:shock: :shock:
mad

mad

Fee puts her hand down Postie's boxers, grabs a couple of items and TWISTS :twisted:
Fee
XX
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin:

2 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
these lasses are vicious. :shock:

Big pussies! :P :twisted:
I'm not scared flipa

flipa

:uhoh: :uhoh: bolt

bolt

2 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23
Cleopatra. hwoar:
:whistling: :whistling:

greedy bugger, she's mine :twisted:
failing that I'll trade her for two roman maidens :P
How about 12 Vestal Virgins? wink

wink

lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Nov 2005

Some men are sluts. :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal:

2 Nov 2005

Cleopatra. silly

silly

hwoar:
Helen of Troy. :phwoar: :phwoar:
Catherine the Great. :phwoar:
Salome. :phwoar: :phwoar:
Nell Gwynne. :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
Priapus. redface

redface

surprised

ops:
All at once! :grin: :grin:
innocent

innocent

:whistling: :whistling:

2 Nov 2005

My foot

Oooops, sorry. Did you say female feet?
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

2 Nov 2005

It's raining as I write this. lol

lol

:lol:
Oh! Ok, I'm gone!
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: bolt

bolt

1 Nov 2005

Ooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It wasn't me. They must've been an imposter :huh:
dunno

dunno

:dunno:

31 Oct 2005

Quote by Kitty
The real thing

Cheap and Cheerful

*Public Safety Announcement . . . .
If you're going to write something on yourself, or have someone write on you; read the blurb on the pen beforehand.
That way, you'll know in advance whether or not it's a "permanent marker"

:giggle: :giggle:
passionkiss

passionkiss

Oooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Oct 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Wax !! Wax !!....................did I hear you say wax????
AND the tweezers tonight Eager :grin:
Not one hair will be left on your body, nope
Oh go on then..................I'll give you a head start............. RUN !!!!
Fee
XX

I'm running...........er.......
:doh:

30 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
if truth be told tho' Scottish Women scare me too!! :scared:

Hide the wax from them! lol

lol

:lol:

30 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Most blokes love tarty women on a night out, as long as it isn't theirs. Tarty women due to society and stereotypes are seen as easy and dirty, therefore more likely to shag you because you're a man rather than because you're attractive.
On the buffet of life, tarts are the great big chocolate cake that everyone's drawn to.

So everyone loves a tart! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

30 Oct 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Guess who this is ?

:lol:

:shock: :shock: WTF ????? :shock: :shock:
Are you trying to tell me I've got a hairy arse ????
You are in BIG trouble MrFC

:lol: :lol:
Fee
XX
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Oct 2005

Yes,I like the tarty look because it has its place and I find it sleazy and therefore erotic and inspirational. wink

wink

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal:

30 Oct 2005

Sir Alex Ferguson sent back his new Audi A8 because it's voice-controlled satellite navigation system couldn't understand his Glasgwegian accent!
And................
A Â£57,000 86-page report commissioned by the Scottish Executive to establish why students take social work degrees, concluded it was because they wanted to become social workers!
lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Both in today's Sunday Mail

30 Oct 2005

Why do people post on a thread "You have a PM"? banghead

banghead

FFS, the recipient knows they've got a PM!
:huh: