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EagerSlut
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
0 miles · West Sussex

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Well, welcome. wave
Just so long as you leave my laybys alone! innocent
BTW It wasn't any of you who nicked my knicks near Maidstone about a year or so ago, was it? :undecided: :undecided:
ES
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I've already got a job too: I lurk and pose on one of the gate pillars at the main entrance , usually kneeling or reclining, and with a big stiffy!
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Quote by McCloggie
Blue with a spangly heart shape on them FFS!!!
McC

I'll have 'em!
Err.................are they size 10-12? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by debz4u
Black tee shirt says fuck me on the front in big sparkly letters lol :lol:

Right I'm having that out of the chest!
:happy: :happy:
Ooooooooooooooooooh! :P :P :P :P
Does HR know you've nicked her knicks? :shock: :shock:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
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This is the place where you can deposit all those spangly glittery items of costume jewellery, clothing etc., Ooooooooooooooh! :lol2: and take your pick of what's in the cave's treasure chests (to borrow :small-print: )
I've started stocking it with a few items I can't use at the moment, for one reason or another, but I want 'em back, ok?
Four spangly dangly belly bars.
One black stretchy g string with some spanglies at the back (got a broken strap though so you'll have to be ok with a needle and thread).
Half a Yorkie Bar (it glitters 'cos it's half melted and it's got bits of silver paper stuck to it).
One spangly thong (well I meant to put it in the wash but there's only whites to do at the moment).
Anyone got anything they'd like to contribute? (I can't borrow anything off anyone else until you buggers put something in).
Erm.................that's it! :P :P
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Lol yeah! Not just any man milk though! Gotta be a special kind, u cant buy it in the shops!!! biggrin

:bounce: :bounce: EagerMilk! :bounce: :bounce:
:uhoh: :uhoh:
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Quote by treasurechest
Im sorry, ive got to ask this, and it is a genuine question.
If a mod checks a posters details (cant recall the termonology, but you know what I Imean) is that not some form of verification?

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:scared: :scared:
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Quote by Dino
off to canada on weds - so i'll see if i can be the first to fill posties pouch wink

:shock: is he a kangaroo? hamster?
No, hes a git!
:wink:
which makes two of yer then ! lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He hee. Normal service is resumed in the Cafe :thumbup:
innocent :whistling:
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Quote by gmg2000uk
let's indeed redefine the context of the word 'blue' shall we ...???

Oooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Hello and welcome! wave
Steph'll be along in a minute to greet you properly. smile :) :)
ES bolt
Perhaps he was anticipating that everyone would be beating a path to his door looking to be shagged, and what he really wants is to find a dogging partner?
Some people just seem to be incapable of being upfront and honest and tell ing it like it is.
:huh: :huh:
Postie you are a STAR! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Are French letters .......er.........letters from France allowed? :undecided:
:grin: :grin:
I don't suppose there would've been all this fuss if he'd posted in LMU which is where the thread belongs!
dunno
Quote by bluexxx
what about those men and women that desire the same sex?

Oooooooooooooh! :P :P :P
Men: cock redface
Women: the whole package. :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:
Ooooooh! :shock: :shock: I'm not saying, but it was tiring redface surprisedops: :oops:
smile :)
Hmmmmm. This is a difficult one.
If you'd said 69 I would've remembered that but then that wouldn't be much use to you in the lottery.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by 9one2
Yea I am really sure i'm str8
and I will take your advice and join in some threads!
But the shagging bit does sound good

Ooooooooooh! yep! We all shag! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Are you sure you're str8? lol :twisted:
Join in some threads and get yourself known if you really want to get the best out of SH.
If you just want to look for a quick shag try LMU, Dogging or the photo ads.
Good luck! :thumbup:
ES
PS Watch out for HornyRed. She'll eat you alive! rotflmao :rotflmao:
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by HornyRed
erm.............................................................my entry redface

no laughing girls..................................................... sad

Well hello Mr minx :grin:
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Trust you HornyRedSlut!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
wink :wink:
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Thank you everyone for your contributions here, the ideas, links, etc,.
Kitty's here now, spent 10 mins on it and has deleted the installed AVG programme by some stealthy techie magic which involved typing in lines of text in safe mode.
50% of the problem's resolved but it still won't download all the new programme off the grisoft website. When she's sorted it tomorrow passionkiss I'll let you know what the problem appears to have been, so it may help others in the future.
ES
Quote by tallnhairy
OK hols out the way, PC rebuilt, will be finishing this off in next couple of weeks so final call for pics please. All those who have yours in already don't worry, I backed everything up before the rebuild so all safe smile
The calendar here is 90% complete, it is just adding in the male pic for each month and final testing that I got all the links right. Should be with us by early December for last ok from peeps then we can have it as an xmas gift to rest of the SH membership.

tnh you're a true cactus...................erm.......................STAR. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Well done! I'm sure the finished Calendar is gonna be even better than last year. :thumbup:
:) :) :)
Bearing in mind the average person (if they're lucky) spends approximately one third of their life in bed, it never ceases to surprise me (well ok, I've only just thought about it) redface surprisedops: :oops: that the majority don't spend as much as they can possibly afford on a comfortable bed, matress, pillows etc.
Now why is that? dunno :dunno:
What never ceases to surprise you? (Apart from human stupidity that is) :shock:
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Quote by amalthea
Well, I know it was a play on words, but, to me, it still has a racist tone that I don't find funny. sad

rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by jawa350tyga
I went with a bloke but John cudnt get more than a cock suck which was by a woman who had about 7 cocks round her at the time and was sucking them all one by one..
Cassie

That wouldn't have been HornyRed by any chance, would it? lol :lol: :lol:
I watched it and some of it made me feel quite squeamish. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was thinking of posting a thread about whether you'd like to have lived in the days of the Roman Empire and what place you'd like to have occupied in society in those days.
There's a certain underlying darkness to Ancient Roman life which seems to run though this series but when you think about it, if you were able to look back on the present day from 2000 years in the future, would it not appear comparable? Mass murder through suicide terrorist bombings, wars, famine, strife, etc., etc.
Does anything really change?
dunno
I would've liked some of the sleazy and sexual side of it though! redface surprisedops: :oops:
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