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EagerSlut

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23 Oct 2005

He's a hairy arsed trucker with a big belly, tattoos up both arms, wears cowboy boots, eats loads of bacon butties in laybys and farts for England. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unlike me of course. I'm also a trucker but am altogether a more radiant flower and have far more appeal! redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops:
innocent

innocent

:whistling:

23 Oct 2005

Participator but I like being watched too redface

redface

surprised

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:rascal: :rascal:

23 Oct 2005

Update bump redface

redface

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23 Oct 2005

Just a thought but does "scattering " also mean spreading it around?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

23 Oct 2005

Well this is Swinging HEAVEN so I don't suppose a bit of worship is remiss :P
When I'm on my knees I am praying really, honest! redface

redface

surprised

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innocent

innocent

:whistling:

23 Oct 2005

I don't feel qualified to reply to this thread :cry:
Why?
'cos I'm a bloke! :shock: :shock:
Might be different next time round though, then I'll share wink

wink

:rascal: :rascal:

23 Oct 2005

I haven't got a pussy, and surely if I did have one what you propose would be cruelty to animals? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on yer

smackbottom

:smackbottom:
bolt

bolt

23 Oct 2005

Quote by Bassman
My female will be in bed next Saturday.

Well they won't ALL be in beds surely? dunno

dunno

lol

:lol:

22 Oct 2005

Thank you all. You've confirmed what my instinct was telling me. :cheers:
It's (unopened) history! :twisted:
UES lol

lol

:lol:

22 Oct 2005

I've got an email in my inbox from
Subject "Warning Message: Your services near to be closed"
It's 74k with an attachment.
I had several others the other day in my Bulk folder, one of which I remember was entitled something like "your password has been verified". I deleted them without opening as I considered would not send emails to my bulk folder.
I'm highly suspicious of this latest one, not least because the grammar is less than perfect in the wording of the subject and also because the ones in my bulk folder were 74k as well.
What's your opinion folks? Genuine or not?
Thanks
ES

22 Oct 2005

I had this happen late last night completely out of the blue. I was still connected via my wireless modem to the web because my IM was up and running.
In the end I shut everything down, including the wireless and rebooted. Everything was fine after that. Don't know what the explanation was though dunno

dunno

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I'd rather have six inches twice than twelve inchest once :shock:

Oooooooooooooh, I dunno :rascal:
Hey! I'm in the South East :grin: :grin:
redface

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22 Oct 2005

Quote by Amber
Try and get involved on the forums where its slower paced and easier to get noticed.
Good luck
X

Try a few of these :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
They usually work wink

wink

Join in, you'll soon find your niche :grin:

22 Oct 2005

Phew! I think it's safe to come out now :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Anyone for drinkies

drinkies

?

innocent

:whistling:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by lauraxxx
thank you every1 for you usful information dont think it is something i will be participating in :shock:

Ooooooooooooooh! Did someone ask you to? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tell, tell :twisted:
Er..............on second thoughts Nooooooooooo, don't want to know bolt

bolt

22 Oct 2005

It's currently on page 2
"Would you find this shocking?"
wink

wink

22 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
i love performing for an audience

Don't we all honey...... :twisted:
CheekyChimp..... cool

cool

innocent

:whistling:

22 Oct 2005

"Dead Slow"
Well you wouldn't be moving would you?
rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Also about 15 years ago there were signs in the indoor planters at Inverness airport which read "Do not put cigarette ends in the planters"
The planters in question only had a few burned, dead plants in them.
dunno

dunno

:dunno:

22 Oct 2005

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bet that scared you! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:

22 Oct 2005

Has she gone yet?
:undecided:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
You don't mind if I sit and watch you all and laugh do you??
Fee
XX

Fee? Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt

bolt

22 Oct 2005

Hi

wave

Come on in.
Just one question: your name "PrincessSwallows"
Are you and do you? :rascal: :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Is the 40mph Speed limit one on the road through the chase, just after you've crossed over the A34 island, coming from penkridge?

Place to avoid now then if it is. rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

22 Oct 2005

Yeah I clicked on it and it shows some of your pics.
So I know you cavort in the Staffs countryside at night. Well done wink

wink

dunno

:dunno:

22 Oct 2005

There's loads of bollocks here and quite a few tits too innocent

innocent

:whistling:
:grin: :grin:

22 Oct 2005

Um...........forgive me if I haven't got it, but what's the challenge? dunno

dunno

:confused: :confused:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
The Laird, EagerSlut and meself.... getting lashed up... think this might degenerate into one of those pissed up SH nights.... you know, where you are squinting at the keyboard with one eye, trying to work out who stole the " E" key... and thinking it all looks so wonderfully spelt, until you sober up. :shock: :beer:

Sounds fairly normal then! :P wink

wink

:wink:
:rascal: :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Dunno......... never get any complimetary PM's or mails

Aaaaaaaaaaaw! :therethere:
Would you like to be PM victims of the week? lol

lol

:lol:

wink

22 Oct 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Shall I start on the Stella and move onto red wine.. or glug the red and move onto Stella later?
Hmmmm, decisions decisions....
Stella i think, then I wont have to ponce around finding a corkscrew.... just yet ....

I've a corkscrew here...........lets tan* (Scots for obliterate!!) the Stella then move onto the wine
:thumbup:
I've got some cold Tennents here!
drinkies

drinkies

22 Oct 2005

Quote by stal_78
without a doubt the power of imagination....

Ooooooooooooh! That can get you into all sorts of scrapes around these parts lol

lol

:lol:
Have fun! wink

wink

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