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EagerSlut

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22 Oct 2005

I think he just assumed that everyone here goes dogging :undecided:
I like postie's idea so I'll share a story of mine lol

lol

I'd been ..........erm...........sharing my doughnut......uh......picnic one night at a picnic table in one of my favourite laybys. It was quite some time later that I made my way back to my truck. I was just wearing a pink g string, nothing else, and it was around
Well I couldn't get the key to work the lock to open the door but knowing I'd had several Tennents superlagers I wasn't too bothered and reckoned I'd get it sorted in the end.
After a few minutes (and one pee later) I was a bit startled when a guy appeared from round the back end and said "No mate. Wrong truck. That's yours up there"
"Oooooooooooooh thanks" I replied, "Would you mind giving me a hand?"
"Not in the least" he says and promptly takes me by the elbow (gently) and guides me back to my truck, unlocks the door, hands me back the keys, gives me a wink and a cheery "Mind how you go. I enjoyed the show"
Thing is I'd not seen him before or shared my picnic with him and he went back to the truck I'd been trying to get into, unlocked the door and got in.
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
( should i have dusted too??? )

Tut postie smackbottom

smackbottom

Some guys just never learn do they? rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
At least I'M housetrained! :smug: :smug: :smug:

22 Oct 2005

That'd be my coffee table.
Laptop
TV and Freeview box remotes
Ashtray
Newspaper
Spangly ankle chain
:grin: :grin:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
I name this BMW ...Silver Sassy, god bless her and all who have fun in her......
CheekyChimp.....

Carries the Eager Seal of Approval :thumbup: :wink:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Oh and the interior is fully kitted out in Black Leather..... :twisted:
Marcus....

Heeeeeeeeeee! Something with BDSM connotations then?
How about SS? (Stands for Silver Sassy)
dunno

dunno

:dunno:
Sorry for kicking off a complete hijack of your LMU post redface

redface

surprised

ops:
:rascal: :rascal:
Wish someone'd hijack mine. Might keep bumping it :grin:

22 Oct 2005

I was going to say 69 then saw the numbers only go up to 50 sad

sad

:(
Unfortunately Eager Logic only half works here insofar as if you turn the numbers upside down you still get 69 and I've forgotten the rest of the equation redface

redface

surprised

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If it was an SH Lottery there'd be a number 69 :grin: :grin: bolt

bolt

22 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
:shock:
always wondered what you looked like

Sort of demented?
Eeeeeeeeek! :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
M2PU ...... at last..... you post a picture of what you look like !!! YOu are less hideous than we all imagined....
:lol2:
( still think that picture debbiwebs posted was you)

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin: :giggle:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Dune
Why not have a nice set of clothes for meeting peeps. It dosent cost much and makes so much more of yourself.

If you're referring to others Dune then I agree :thumbup:
If it's me you mean then all I can say is that I always wear one of my best thongs or g strings. Nothing else if I'm in my truck redface

redface

surprised

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Thank you Maia and everyone else kiss

kiss

bolt

22 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Hello Eager...Mmm dunno really...would you like to name her for me (Yes it's a her..!)?
She's bright as a new button, lovely cuves, very quick and responds to me well...
CheekyChimp....

Ooooooooooooh can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
It's a difficult one though. All I can really suggest at the moment is does she put you in mind of any of the girls here in SH Towers?
Best I can manage at the moment dunno

dunno

:wink: :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.

That is sooooooooo true but I think the media just mirror the fact that so many people enjoy being titillated by sex and porn but they're too screwed up to be able to acknowledge it openly so they take a moralistic stance in public :huh:
It's a bit like when someone's IMming or viewing my cam. If they suddenly disappear it's usually 'cos their partner or someone's about to catch 'em. I know this for a fact 'cos when theyve come back later at some point (maybe weeks later) and I've asked them, they've admitted it.
Sad but true I think.
:twisted:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
Oh well......the clock is ticking......
I had a feeling this weekend wasn't going to be a success so decided to go and do a little retail therapy today and bought myself a BMW 318ti SE Compact..... :smug:
Not quite what I had in mind this weekend but... it'll do....
CheekyChimp....

Are you gonna give it a name, and will you view it as having a male or female persona?
I've never actually given any of the truck's I've driven names but one or two have definitely had female personas and have handled and driven like true ladies.
On the other hand the one I've got now is a real growler and hisses and spits and pulls like mad. GROWL!! lol

lol

:rascal: :rascal: bolt

bolt

22 Oct 2005

Totally shameless "Bump" :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
bolt

bolt

22 Oct 2005

Patience?
Sorry I couldn't resist. redface

redface

surprised

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Welcome to SH. wave

wave

I'm sure you're gonna get lots of helpful replies smile

smile

:)

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
What happens then if you can't stand the site of breasts?.......... do you die earlier ?

I think the men in white coats might come for you first! lol

lol

:crazy:

22 Oct 2005

I like several for various reasons
Scottish Highlands accents (soft and soothing)
Geordie (musical)
Cockney (friendly)
Yorkshire (funny)
Lancashire (funny)
Devon and Somerset (Folksy)
There are others too, and of course within each of the above many local variations as well.
I used to hate the Brummie accent (whine) but actually I'm growing quite fond of it now but I'm not sure why dunno

dunno

Mine's accentless, so not sure where that leaves me :undecided:
smile

smile

:)

22 Oct 2005

It's struck me in my travels around the country and the............er............research that I've carried out in certain laybys innocent

innocent

how some peeps present themselves well and others are just, well frankly, slobs. :shock: :shock: :shock:
None of us have any say in what we were given when we were born and, as yet, it's not possible to trade your body in for a new model. However, there is a certain amount we can do to enhance our good bits and draw attention away from our less attractive areas.
I think the elements that are important here are personality, body presentation, and clothes (not necessarily in that order).
I'm no spring chicken any longer sad

sad

and I've certainly abused my body heartily during my lifetime through overindulgence in tobacco, alcohol, sleep deprivation, poor diet etc., etc,.) but on the whole I'm not in bad shape and certainly I'm frequently taken for being younger than in fact I really am biggrin

biggrin

:D
I have to make the most of what I've got which I try to do in the way I present myself to others both in vanilla RL and in Eagerworld.
In vanilla RL I'm sometimes a slob, especially when I've been on the road for a few days. For obvious reasons I tend to avoid the showers in MSAs and Truck Stops in this country because there is no privacy (unlike many of their continental equivalents) and I don't think my Eager Birthdaysuit would go down too well with some str8 peeps who might be a bit shocked or try to give me a hard time because of their prejudices and insecurities. For this reason I strip wash in my truck so I still manage to keep myself relatively clean and fresh.
Some of the peeps I meet in my laybys are, frankly, mingers, so they get very little (if anything) from me. I'm only a minger by the end of a good evening/nights fun! redface

redface

surprised

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Some peeps by contrast are well-dressed, clean, smell fresh and generally take the trouble to appear attractive and nice to go with :censored:
What are your observations and experiences in this respect? dunno

dunno

Am I being too discerning for a slut? Should I .......um........just accept whatever turns up, and ......er........think of England? :shock: :shock: :shock: :undecided:
UES :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by seagull69
Just say no to drugs. As i said when younger used to take illegal happy pills. They would make you so horny but seriously shrink your cock. That you couldn't find it

:shock: :shock: :shock: Did you manage to find it again? :lol: :lol:

22 Oct 2005

Definitely too much alcohol but also peeps who keep their trainers and/or socks on and nothing else!
Eeeeeeeeeeeew! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

I lurrrrrrrrve it! smile

smile

:)

wink

I don't mind being propositioned either redface

redface

surprised

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UES :rascal: :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

Active Bi Male(s) sought by attractive, verrrry sexy passive bi male slut. I'm in need of a thorough servicing redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops: :oops: I'm available for the right person/people from late afternoon onwards, today, Sunday 23rd.
I have a smooth epilated/shaved trim body, paint my toenails, wear a toering, ankle and waist chains, girlie g-string or thong and usually cock rings and Arab Strap. You can see a pic of what's on offer if you click on the SH Calendar 2005 link in the left margin of this page wink

wink

:P
I enjoy exploring the fem. side of my sexuality when I play with guys and like to be used as the tart and slut that I am to provide pleasure. I'm exhibitionist and love displaying and performing for an audience. Photos (but no face pics) are ok.
I enjoy being taken over a picnic table and in natural surroundings but today I'd prefer indoors. I'd prefer to accommodate although I might be persuaded to travel provided it's not too far from me. I also enjoy being a bukkake subject :oops: :oops:
I guarantee satisfaction and do not disappoint.
Please PM me or email . I shall be available on Messenger from around mid afternoon onwards. You can find me as eagerslut9
Please, no timewasters who will receive short shrift! :twisted:
I am a 5 star slut, extremely good at my craft, and expect discerning people only to reply. Bi curious first timers will be considered. Established members of SH will get precedence.
Eager Slut :rascal: :rascal:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by eaglexvx
Hi everyone ! I am new to this sort of thing, even though i joined back in september. I forgot what the site was called. (Doh). Well I am mark 30 yo from the north east, very horny. Hopefully someone will tell me how to go about.

Er.......go about? :confused: :confused: :confused:
Well welcome anyway wave

wave

Are you looking for a quick shag or a bit more than that? dunno

dunno

What/who are you looking for? :dunno:
blink

blink

21 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
I need 2 under 30's males to help give my girl the seeing to of her life. she is 23 and v. attractive and need to see pics and will chat durin sat. THIS IS A GENUINE AD

Quick everyone over to suffolk, this man has the long sought after age reducing elixir of youth, eighteen days ago she was

Quote by softlad
would need to see pics coz we don't like the long haired freaky people . pm us and we could arrange something. m33 f25.

lol

:lol: :lol: If he gives me enough I could become under 30 and join in.
Regards
Harry Jones
Well spotted Harry! wink

wink

I don't know why they bother. They're always rumbled by someone :twisted: :lol: :lol:
UES :rascal: :rascal:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Here I am sarge ( stand up straight, salute) volunteer # 1, ..... now what was it you wanted me to say? :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dunno

dunno

:dunno: :dunno: confused

confused

:? :? :? :? wink

wink

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
One Male Slut standing up to be counted.

:shock: :shock: :shock: You didn't bounce!

smackbottom

:smackbottom:
banghead

banghead

dunno

rolleyes

:roll:

lol

:lol: :lol:

21 Oct 2005

There might only be 50 Real Females here but I can think of other categories that apparently don't exist at all........such as........
Real single bi males and females
Real Sluts (M and F)
So................I think I'm gonna apply some Universal Eager Logic to the problem, yep :grin:
Erm........will any of the above Real people please stand up and bounce after me? lol

lol

UES :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

21 Oct 2005

:cheers: Mike
Godlike gobshite awaits you :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Well done! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
UES wink

wink

21 Oct 2005

This is a quite a difficult one :undecided:
"See you at the Final Munch in 9999 wink

wink

Details will be sent out via PM in 8750"
dunno

dunno

:dunno: :dunno:

21 Oct 2005

Same for me as for Kaz.
It worked when I was looking at the symbol but not when I wasn't looking at my screen dunno

dunno

Can it tell what knicks you're wearing? :shock: :shock: :shock:
innocent

innocent

:whistling:

21 Oct 2005

Quote by Kit
Have you finished? My eyes have stopped watering. :undecided:

but are you smiling :twisted:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: